You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed

I just wanted to tell you that I really love you.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

*cackle*

She has the flu! And needs our love. Please all join with me in singing the following, to the tune of "My Boy Lollipop" (fnarr, I had to get lollipops in somehow). There's a video under the link if you need reminding of how it goes.

( Our girl Who_la_hoop )

I am worried this is not going to get all the adoring reads it should, because there are some potential reasons to be put off. I will tell you all the reasons you might THINK you won't like it, and then explain why you are soooo wrong. :D

First, it's at  hp_kinkfest, and that's not everyone's cup of tea. But this is not kinky or scary. Well, it's a leetle bit kinky. But only in a good way. There's nothing that should upset (except, maybe, the atrociousness of one of the jokes. JUST KIDDING).

Second, it's got a threesome in it, and it's one some people find a bit problematic: Harry/Draco/Snape. But would you really begrudge Snape a share of the smutty goodness that H & D can bring to his life? You would? You hard-hearted devils! Read this, and feel ashamed when you contrast your own meanness with Harry's open-hearted goodness (and then you can get all flustered at the hot emotional dynamics between the three of them, heh).

Third, and there's no getting round this, it's, erm, about having a fetish for lollipop ladies / crossing guards in uniform. STEP AWAY FROM THE BACK BUTTON. This may cause you to believe that this fic is perhaps a little less than serious and dignified at all times. And you may, strictly speaking, be correct. It is an absolute hoot. But it's also hot and touching, and has moments of poetic wistfulness, and gorgeous observations about people's motivations and reactions. I adore who_la_hoop's light and tender touch with kink, and the playful, romantic mood that surrounds all the wit and sauciness.

The fourth reason is: there is no fourth reason. In fact there is NO REASON that you should not immediately go over the road to  hp_kinkfest  and read this work of genius. Off you go, now. Hold hands at the crossing, and remember to thank the nice lady.

(I am sure you have all read who_la's fics before, and know they are all joyous things, so none of this would have put you off anyway, but I just wanted to draw your attention to this fic's existence, just in case :D)

Title:  An Idiot's Guide to Crossing the Road
Author:  who_la_hoop
Prompt Number:  #266 submitted by  birdsofshore Snape really likes Muggle lollipop ladies. Consequently he spends a lot of time crossing the road.)
Kink Showcased:  Uniform kink (lollipop person/crossing guard)
Rating:  NC17
Pairing(s):  Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Snape
Summary:  Snape can't really be alive . . . can he? But why is someone with his face lurking about around a certain lollipop lady? When Harry and Draco discover the truth, it's possible their lives will never be the same again.
Content Notes/Warnings:  EWE. Live!Snape (being dead puts a crimp on your sex life, after all). H/D established relationship. Sort of public sex. Threesome. Unattractive uniforms. Mild spanking. Wanking. Blow jobs. Bad jokes.
Word Count:  ~10,000
Author's Notes:  I am not quite sure what genre this fic is. It's a bit cracky. But also a bit dirty. So, er, dirt-crack! Or crack-dirt, if you prefer. Either way, the blame for this can firmly be placed with Mr Birds, who prompted this in jest. Though maybe a teensy-weensy bit of the blame can be appointed to  birdsofshore, for not disciplining her man firmly enough. Let them both serve as the Awful Example – never prompt anything unless you actually want to read it :D
PS. I have modified the pairing, to suit the 'plot', so apologies to anyone who was looking forward to Snape shagging a Muggle lollipop lady, you'll have to put up with the multiple cocks instead.

Title: Trick or Treat
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry / Draco
Word count: ~2500
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: swearing, a very annoying singing pumpkin
Summary: Draco gets more than he bargained for when one of George's Hallowe'en jokes backfires.
Author's Notes: for marianna_merlo. Dear Marianna, you make me laugh so much and I wanted to write something to say thank you for all the support you have given me with my writing. And then... this came out of my computer.
( Trick or Treat )

I couldn't sleep last night and in a dozy state, came up with the idea of writing a Harry / Draco mad lib. If you've never done a mad lib before, it's really easy: just follow the prompts in the link below, to fill in words, any words you like. E.g, under "noun", you could type "hat" or "avocado" or "nuclear missile". Then click "show me my story" and enjoy :-)

If you get some funny results, please cut and paste and share them in the comments.

Write your own Harry / Draco innuendo here

What can I say? I was bored, and my husband's shenanigans yesterday put the idea in my mind. Please find below two scenes from a recent hd_smoochfest fic, lovingly recreated via the medium of Playmobil. 




and if you're still not sure which one it is, this will hopefully give you a clue.....

( YES I want to see more Playmobil slash )

He sent me this photo with the words: "There's a fic in there somewhere."

( NSFW unless you want your colleagues to know you spend work time looking at internet freakery )

I've been snorting in an unladylike fashion at these Harry Potter facebook conversations by lynstholin after eks_512 linked to one. 


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