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I just wanted to tell you that I really love you.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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Title: Irresistible Desires
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word count: 500
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note:
This was written for the One Prompt, Many Writers challenge hosted by [ profile] melusinahp at her journal.

Irresistible Desires )

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She has the flu! And needs our love. Please all join with me in singing the following, to the tune of "My Boy Lollipop" (fnarr, I had to get lollipops in somehow). There's a video under the link if you need reminding of how it goes.

Our girl Who_la_hoop )
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"they said to me, “Daniel Radcliffe cannot open a movie without a wand in his hand.” So I said, “He’s playing Allen Ginsberg, so there’s somebody’s wand in his hand …"

- John Krokidas, 'Kill Your Darlings' director.

From interview report.


Banner created by the talented [ profile] veridari

Voting begins tomorrow for the LDWS contest at [ profile] slythindor100. There will be 12 H/D drabbles to choose from. The prompt is "Accio." Please watch the community to read them and vote for your favourite. ♥ I'm getting the fear now. Would be disappointing to be voted out in the first week, waaaaah!
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I am worried this is not going to get all the adoring reads it should, because there are some potential reasons to be put off. I will tell you all the reasons you might THINK you won't like it, and then explain why you are soooo wrong. :D

First, it's at  [ profile] hp_kinkfest, and that's not everyone's cup of tea. But this is not kinky or scary. Well, it's a leetle bit kinky. But only in a good way. There's nothing that should upset (except, maybe, the atrociousness of one of the jokes. JUST KIDDING).

Second, it's got a threesome in it, and it's one some people find a bit problematic: Harry/Draco/Snape. But would you really begrudge Snape a share of the smutty goodness that H & D can bring to his life? You would? You hard-hearted devils! Read this, and feel ashamed when you contrast your own meanness with Harry's open-hearted goodness (and then you can get all flustered at the hot emotional dynamics between the three of them, heh).

Third, and there's no getting round this, it's, erm, about having a fetish for lollipop ladies / crossing guards in uniform. STEP AWAY FROM THE BACK BUTTON. This may cause you to believe that this fic is perhaps a little less than serious and dignified at all times. And you may, strictly speaking, be correct. It is an absolute hoot. But it's also hot and touching, and has moments of poetic wistfulness, and gorgeous observations about people's motivations and reactions. I adore [ profile] who_la_hoop's light and tender touch with kink, and the playful, romantic mood that surrounds all the wit and sauciness.

The fourth reason is: there is no fourth reason. In fact there is NO REASON that you should not immediately go over the road to  [ profile] hp_kinkfest  and read this work of genius. Off you go, now. Hold hands at the crossing, and remember to thank the nice lady.

(I am sure you have all read who_la's fics before, and know they are all joyous things, so none of this would have put you off anyway, but I just wanted to draw your attention to this fic's existence, just in case :D)

Title:  An Idiot's Guide to Crossing the Road
Author:  [ profile] who_la_hoop
Prompt Number:  #266 submitted by  [ profile] birdsofshore Snape really likes Muggle lollipop ladies. Consequently he spends a lot of time crossing the road.)
Kink Showcased:  Uniform kink (lollipop person/crossing guard)
Rating:  NC17
Pairing(s):  Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Snape
Summary:  Snape can't really be alive . . . can he? But why is someone with his face lurking about around a certain lollipop lady? When Harry and Draco discover the truth, it's possible their lives will never be the same again.
Content Notes/Warnings:  EWE. Live!Snape (being dead puts a crimp on your sex life, after all). H/D established relationship. Sort of public sex. Threesome. Unattractive uniforms. Mild spanking. Wanking. Blow jobs. Bad jokes.
Word Count:  ~10,000
Author's Notes:  I am not quite sure what genre this fic is. It's a bit cracky. But also a bit dirty. So, er, dirt-crack! Or crack-dirt, if you prefer. Either way, the blame for this can firmly be placed with Mr Birds, who prompted this in jest. Though maybe a teensy-weensy bit of the blame can be appointed to  [ profile] birdsofshore, for not disciplining her man firmly enough. Let them both serve as the Awful Example – never prompt anything unless you actually want to read it :D
PS. I have modified the pairing, to suit the 'plot', so apologies to anyone who was looking forward to Snape shagging a Muggle lollipop lady, you'll have to put up with the multiple cocks instead.
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Title: Hairway to Heaven
Author: [ profile] birdsofshore
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Summary: Harry's desperate for it. A good haircut, that is. And Draco's just dying to give him one.
Warnings/Content Notes: Shameless innuendo, and good honest smut
Word Count: ~12,000
Author's Notes: This was my very first attempt at writing a fic! Thank you so much to [ profile] omi_ohmy for the brilliant beta job, and all the encouragement, laughs, and patience while I was writing this. There is no greater kindness anyone can do than laughing at my jokes. Big big thanks also to [ profile] marianna_merlo who read this early on, reassured me and gave lots of great advice. Written for the 2012 [ profile] hd_fan_fair Harry / Draco Career Fair. What a fabulous first fest to be involved in! Thank you to the mods for making it such a fun experience. ♥  

Hairway to Heaven )
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Title: Trick or Treat
Author: [ profile] birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry / Draco
Word count: ~2500
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: swearing, a very annoying singing pumpkin
Summary: Draco gets more than he bargained for when one of George's Hallowe'en jokes backfires.
Author's Notes: for [ profile] marianna_merlo. Dear Marianna, you make me laugh so much and I wanted to write something to say thank you for all the support you have given me with my writing. And then... this came out of my computer.
Trick or Treat )

Mad squibs

Aug. 23rd, 2012 08:33 pm
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I couldn't sleep last night and in a dozy state, came up with the idea of writing a Harry / Draco mad lib. If you've never done a mad lib before, it's really easy: just follow the prompts in the link below, to fill in words, any words you like. E.g, under "noun", you could type "hat" or "avocado" or "nuclear missile". Then click "show me my story" and enjoy :-)

If you get some funny results, please cut and paste and share them in the comments.

Write your own Harry / Draco innuendo here
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Mr. Birds has been feeling creative again. After the heady success of his Sesame Street prompt getting picked for the career fair, he has thought up the following prompts for [Poll #1854661]

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What can I say? I was bored, and my husband's shenanigans yesterday put the idea in my mind. Please find below two scenes from a recent [ profile] hd_smoochfest fic, lovingly recreated via the medium of Playmobil. 

and if you're still not sure which one it is, this will hopefully give you a clue.....

YES I want to see more Playmobil slash )

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Late last night chez Birds: 

Husband: "Come on, let's go to bed."

Me: (half listening) "mmmm...."

Husband: "It's no good saying 'mmmm' and then staying up all night reading about people bumming Harry Potter."
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Well, I think he might be. I've been chatting with him about fandom in general, and [ profile] hd_fan_fair's
H/D career fair, in particular, and after some spluttering, and more sardonic sniggering than was strictly necessary, 
Read more... )


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