You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed

I am worried this is not going to get all the adoring reads it should, because there are some potential reasons to be put off. I will tell you all the reasons you might THINK you won't like it, and then explain why you are soooo wrong. :D

First, it's at  hp_kinkfest, and that's not everyone's cup of tea. But this is not kinky or scary. Well, it's a leetle bit kinky. But only in a good way. There's nothing that should upset (except, maybe, the atrociousness of one of the jokes. JUST KIDDING).

Second, it's got a threesome in it, and it's one some people find a bit problematic: Harry/Draco/Snape. But would you really begrudge Snape a share of the smutty goodness that H & D can bring to his life? You would? You hard-hearted devils! Read this, and feel ashamed when you contrast your own meanness with Harry's open-hearted goodness (and then you can get all flustered at the hot emotional dynamics between the three of them, heh).

Third, and there's no getting round this, it's, erm, about having a fetish for lollipop ladies / crossing guards in uniform. STEP AWAY FROM THE BACK BUTTON. This may cause you to believe that this fic is perhaps a little less than serious and dignified at all times. And you may, strictly speaking, be correct. It is an absolute hoot. But it's also hot and touching, and has moments of poetic wistfulness, and gorgeous observations about people's motivations and reactions. I adore who_la_hoop's light and tender touch with kink, and the playful, romantic mood that surrounds all the wit and sauciness.

The fourth reason is: there is no fourth reason. In fact there is NO REASON that you should not immediately go over the road to  hp_kinkfest  and read this work of genius. Off you go, now. Hold hands at the crossing, and remember to thank the nice lady.

(I am sure you have all read who_la's fics before, and know they are all joyous things, so none of this would have put you off anyway, but I just wanted to draw your attention to this fic's existence, just in case :D)

Title:  An Idiot's Guide to Crossing the Road
Author:  who_la_hoop
Prompt Number:  #266 submitted by  birdsofshore Snape really likes Muggle lollipop ladies. Consequently he spends a lot of time crossing the road.)
Kink Showcased:  Uniform kink (lollipop person/crossing guard)
Rating:  NC17
Pairing(s):  Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Snape
Summary:  Snape can't really be alive . . . can he? But why is someone with his face lurking about around a certain lollipop lady? When Harry and Draco discover the truth, it's possible their lives will never be the same again.
Content Notes/Warnings:  EWE. Live!Snape (being dead puts a crimp on your sex life, after all). H/D established relationship. Sort of public sex. Threesome. Unattractive uniforms. Mild spanking. Wanking. Blow jobs. Bad jokes.
Word Count:  ~10,000
Author's Notes:  I am not quite sure what genre this fic is. It's a bit cracky. But also a bit dirty. So, er, dirt-crack! Or crack-dirt, if you prefer. Either way, the blame for this can firmly be placed with Mr Birds, who prompted this in jest. Though maybe a teensy-weensy bit of the blame can be appointed to  birdsofshore, for not disciplining her man firmly enough. Let them both serve as the Awful Example – never prompt anything unless you actually want to read it :D
PS. I have modified the pairing, to suit the 'plot', so apologies to anyone who was looking forward to Snape shagging a Muggle lollipop lady, you'll have to put up with the multiple cocks instead.

Late last night chez Birds: 

Husband: "Come on, let's go to bed."

Me: (half listening) "mmmm...."

Husband: "It's no good saying 'mmmm' and then staying up all night reading about people bumming Harry Potter."