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Title: Cellmates
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry / Draco
Word count: ~1500
Rating: R?
Summary: Harry and Draco find a quiet, secluded little place to round off a perfect evening. Shame it's the cells at the DMLE.
Warnings: Flagrantly fanon Draco. Dialogue fic. Implied sexual acts.

A/N: For eidheann_writes. Happy Birthday, my dear! capitu suggested that bottom!Draco and hung!Harry might go down well. I hope you don't mind that this is a sequel to my story One Prick Away from Heaven. And, as everything has to be about semi-public sex this week, it's also an entry for the Anywhere But the Bed comment fest. :D

( Cellmates )

Apologies for spamming you today but the prompts at the comment fest are terribly inspiring! There have a been a lot of new prompts and fills left today, including het, slash and femslash, so please do have a look if semi-public sex tickles your fancy.







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Title: Loved Those of Great Ambition
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Albus Severus / Scorpius
Rating: R
Word count: 143
Summary: Scorpius' personal goal for this school year is somewhat unorthodox.
Warnings: Haiku abuse.
A/N: For the Anywhere But the Bed comment fest. Thank you to anemonen for the lovely prompt. I feel I should apologise that it turned out like this, but hopefully someone will write you a proper fic as well!

( Loved Those of Great Ambition )

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So, lumosed_quill had a discussion about good semi-public places for sex in fic. She, capitu and I found it really rather inspiring, and so the Anywhere but the Bed comment fest sprang cheekily to life. Credit to lumosed_quill for the great name, and of course to capitu for the marvellous banner. I myself stole obtained the photo of the cute man upside down in a tree *is proud*

I hope you can all join us for this celebration of risky, ill-advised, exhibitionist, or just plain desperate and opportunistic sexual activity. \o/

THE MASTERLIST \o/

Fic:

The Beast and the Aloof Prat (who's scared) - Harry / Draco, in the Great Lake - by lumosed_quill

Unsanitary - Hermione / Pansy / Ron, in the Ladies' Room at the Leaky - by lumosed_quill

What Harry Wanted Next - Harry / Sirius, at an Order meeting - by digthewriter

The View from Astronomy Tower - Seamus / Pansy, on the Astronomy Tower, by lightofdaye

The Public Gets What the Public Wants - Harry / Draco, on the Tube and elsewhere, by barefacedbandit

Bloody Potters - Draco / Albus Severus, Harry / Draco UST, in the Potters' back yard, by lumosed_quill

and a companion piece to Bloody Potters: Effed - James / Scorpius, Draco / Albus, at the annual Potter barbecue, by blithelybonny

and a sequel to Bloody Potters: For Fear of Exactly This - Harry / Teddy, Harry / Draco, Harry / Teddy / Draco, and others, in Harry's study, by lumosed_quill

Love Thy Neighbour - an m/m orgy, in that terribly popular Potters' back yard AGAIN, by birdsofshore

Second Time's the Charm - Harry / Draco, on the Hogwarts Express, by sophie_french

Cellmates - Harry / Draco, in the DMLE cells, by birdsofshore

Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Firewhisky - Harry / Daphne, at Malfoy's wedding reception, by sara_lakali

Appropriate Workplace Conduct - Harry / Draco, in Harry's office at the Auror Dept, by dracogotgame

Chance Meetings - Teddy / Victoire, Teddy / Victoire / James, on the Potter / Weasley / extended family summer holiday, by lightofdaye

Well, you asked for it, Harry/ Draco, somebody else's house-warming party, by diagonfloo

Making Do, Starfighter fandom, Deimos / Ethos, in the loading bay, by firethesound

Duel and Duality, Harry / Draco, in DADA class, by barefacedbandit

Art:

Slytherin Common Room - Pansy / Ginny, in the Slytherin Common Room, by this_bloody_cat

Pinata Spank - Harry / Draco, up a tree, by captainraychill

Haiku:

Those of Great Ambition - Albus Severus / Scorpius, under the table in the Great Hall, by birdsofshore

Delicious - Harry / Draco, on the dining table, by digthewriter

We have heaps of amazing prompts left - and please check out our new ones, which are coming in every day - please feel free to come and grab one. Thank you to all our lovely prompters, commenters and contributers. <3

( How to Play )

Please promote the fest! Grab the code for one of capitu's beautiful banners below.

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Title: One Prick Away From Heaven
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word count: ~1000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unbetaed. The usual ridiculousness, innuendo and cliches.
Summary: Potter is such a bloody spoilsport. Now he's trying to ruin Draco's birthday.
A/N: This was written for Draco's Birthday Party, which is warming up beautifully at capitu's LJ.
It's also a little offering for the lovely this_bloody_cat, to celebrate her birthday, too. She prompted:
Draco, attempted bribery and exhibitionism
In which Draco tries to get what he wants. He tries very, very hard :)
I hope my attempt at your prompt amuses you <3

( One Prick Away From Heaven )

I was just wondering... I noticed there are quite a few of us now who are keen on KYD, (capitu, traintracks, raitala... who else?) and thought perhaps we could have a little prompt-and-fill comment fest sometime? But, I wasn't sure if there were enough people to get it going.


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Why not look at some gifs while you mull it over? ;-)



I'm frankly obsessed with these ones of Lucien smirking at Allen's 'prowess' in the library:






If nobody wants to play comment fests, then I'll just sit and watch it another 15 or 16 thousand times.

And for DanRad-lovers, Dan reacts to the unbetaed work in the comment fest:



Plus, we could have RPS? It practically writes itself...




WHAT DO YOU THINK? VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE ♥

I can't resist sharing this banner to let you know what capitu and I are planning for the run up to Valentine's Day....


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( Super secret info )

Everything is looking rather fabulous over at Draco's birthday party. It lasts all week and you can post something whenever you like, or just chat and admire the things that people have left for us. We have rec lists, discussion, fic, art, video, gifs and limericks (!), all to celebrate the birthday of our beloved Draco. :DD

I have a bit of real life to be getting on with, but will start a master list later so we don't miss anything! Please leave the contributors some love if you haven't already; there is some wonderful stuff on there ♥

When I posted about bringing back wankfest recently, people were heartily in favour of it. We had badges, and t-shirts and all sorts.

NOW OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

Thanks to alby_mangroves...





Any fandom, any rating, any character or pairing as long as there's masturbation.





Art, Gifs, Fic - whatever you feel like gripping firmly. No pimp banners because it's just me and my hand, here at my desk. At work. Ahem. What are you wearing?






It's mostly Merlin prompts and fills at the moment, but I've started you off with 3 HP prompts as well. And let's face it, any wank is a good wank. Hoorah!

YES, I WANT TO JOIN THE WANKFEST!  

(Maybe someone will do ART...)