Haiku: Loved Those of Great Ambition (AS/S, R, 143 words)

[birdsofshore]

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Title: Loved Those of Great Ambition
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: Albus Severus / Scorpius
Rating: R
Word count: 143
Summary: Scorpius' personal goal for this school year is somewhat unorthodox.
Warnings: Haiku abuse.
A/N: For the Anywhere But the Bed comment fest. Thank you to anemonen for the lovely prompt. I feel I should apologise that it turned out like this, but hopefully someone will write you a proper fic as well!

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Gravy and roast beef
on the table. Under it,
a different dish.

My zip slides downwards;
my flesh rises up to meet
hot, soft, waiting lips.

The hubbub in the
Great Hall: a cloak in which to
hide my sighs of want.

His lips roam slowly,
taking each inch with relish;
a rapt devouring.

“More beef, Albus?” asks
Rose, mistaking my look for
another hunger.

I squirm in my seat,
desperate for friction, yet
scared of getting it.

His mouth is a thing
both beautiful and cruel.
I moan my worship.

“Stomach cramps?” Rose frowns.
I nod and double over,
cursing all Malfoys.

One last blissful suck
and I'm lost, a love-struck fool
keening my release.

Gryffindor Table
at lunch time. He'll be crossing
it off his list now.

Scorpius Malfoy:
arch-fiend with an angel's mouth.
I'm so very fucked.

Comments

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT. :-DDDDDDDDDD PERFECTION!

This --

“Stomach cramps?” Rose frowns.
I nod and double over,
cursing all Malfoys.

is where I first dissolved into fits of cackling glee. :-D

Then again at the end!

And still, in the midst of all that laughing, SO HOT OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

FTW, Birds. FTFW. \o/

(That's what Scorpius said!)

[birdsofshore]

Thanks so much! I'm delighted to hear it made you laugh. Your comments are a joy <3

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, Birds, this is glorious! Oh dear, he's so very fucked indeed x'D

[birdsofshore]

Isn't he just? Poor old Albus. I wonder what's next on Scorpius' list? ;-)

Thank you for reading!

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

I wonder! I loved the idea of him having a list x'D I love the idea of stupid lists ♥

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, omg this is perfect! Naughty Scorpius has a list and all! I can't help but wonder what the rest of the list consists of:D arch-fiend indeed.
Poor Rose -- beef and stomach cramps. Thank you so much, this is great and funny and SO hot ♥

[birdsofshore]

Ah, I'm glad you liked it! I did try writing a proper fic, but it just wouldn't come. Perhaps Scorpius will carelessly leave the list lying around, and then we can find out what else is on there. And write and draw things about it :D

Thank you!

[capitu]

This is fantastic. I Love it.

That ending. THAT ENDING

Gryffindor Table
at lunch time. He'll be crossing
it off his list now.

Scorpius Malfoy:
arch-fiend with an angel's mouth.
I'm so very fucked.

All kinds of perfect. ALL KINDS.

[birdsofshore]

\o/ So happy you like it! He is so very fucked. You know it. We all know it. :DD

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

This is my favorite day in fandom.

Birds, ffs I don't know how you do it. You are consistently awesome.

Naughty Scorpius and his angel mouth, and poor, unsuspecting Albus and his 'stomach cramps'... Guhh, just glorious.

[birdsofshore]

This is my favorite day in fandom.

God, hasn't it been the best week in fandom? Did you see the art that posted today? I'm going to write a rec in a little bit.

Your comments are just TOO KIND. Thank you so much for reading.

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

This fest was a genius idea.

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

“More beef, Albus?” asks
Rose, mistaking my look for
another hunger.

Omg.

This. is. Amazing.
Really birds, it's magical
You've made haikus hot.

[birdsofshore]

LOLOL

do you know it took me 3 times of reading your very kind comment before I realised it was a haiku? Genius. I reckon we should have a day where we just write all of our comments and replies in haiku, and see if anyone notices :D

Thank you very much indeed!

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! Sign me up. Haiku day sounds fantastic. Stealthy and inspired.

(May've done it again, but this just has so much potential. Would anyone notice? Could they be dirty haikus? Think you're on to something here.)

[birdsofshore]

No-one would notice. Not if we didn't space them. Much amusement, yes?

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

So much amusement. Endless possibilities. Really should be done!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

It's not fair - a great prose writer, and now this blinding Haiku series! No one should be this multi-talented. It's indecent. ;)

That was sublime. Dirty Haiku needs to be a recognised art form, like Dirty Limericks, if it hasn't been already. And you are its Master.

[birdsofshore]

Oh, LOL, you are making me blush with your ridiculous kindess. Thank you very much indeed! I love trying to write haiku. I keep meaning to apologise to any Japanese flisters I may have, but I just can't seem to stop with the haiku abuse :D

[huldrejenta.livejournal.com]

This is all kinds of wonderful ♥

[birdsofshore]

Oh, thanks so much - I'm happy you enjoyed it.

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

This is great!!! I always admire people who are able to write poetry because I'm completely incapable of doing so but this is brilliant.

I loved to read Al's reactions and Rose wondering what was wrong with him, and of course, a Malfoy is always here to pervert a Potter!!! :P

Thank you! ♥

[birdsofshore]

Thank you, Sophie! I don't think we can really describe this as poetry, you know, but I do love mucking about with haiku.

A Malfoy's raison d'etre is to pervert as many Potters as possible, of course ;-)

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Of course! :P

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I lovelovelove that you turned this joyous little smutlet into a haiku ♥

[birdsofshore]

Thank you! It was a joy to imagine poor Albus squirming in the Great Hall.

[your-insomnia.livejournal.com]

I am years late with this but just want to say that I absolutely love this! Every line is gold but especially:

Scorpius Malfoy:
arch-fiend with an angel's mouth.
I'm so very fucked.

Poetry, writing, drawing...Woman, is there anything you cannot do?

[birdsofshore]

Thank you very much! Happy you like it <3

LOLOL. Is there anything I can't do? Er, like drive a car, knit, teach my children to sleep through the night, keep my house clean, stick to a budget or go to bed at a sensible hour?

Ah, but I can write smutty haiku about gay wizards, so life is sweet ;-)