Anywhere but the Bed - a comment fest

[birdsofshore]

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So, lumosed_quill had a discussion about good semi-public places for sex in fic. She, capitu and I found it really rather inspiring, and so the Anywhere but the Bed comment fest sprang cheekily to life. Credit to lumosed_quill for the great name, and of course to capitu for the marvellous banner. I myself stole obtained the photo of the cute man upside down in a tree *is proud*

I hope you can all join us for this celebration of risky, ill-advised, exhibitionist, or just plain desperate and opportunistic sexual activity. \o/

THE MASTERLIST \o/

Fic:

The Beast and the Aloof Prat (who's scared) - Harry / Draco, in the Great Lake - by lumosed_quill

Unsanitary - Hermione / Pansy / Ron, in the Ladies' Room at the Leaky - by lumosed_quill

What Harry Wanted Next - Harry / Sirius, at an Order meeting - by digthewriter

The View from Astronomy Tower - Seamus / Pansy, on the Astronomy Tower, by lightofdaye

The Public Gets What the Public Wants - Harry / Draco, on the Tube and elsewhere, by barefacedbandit

Bloody Potters - Draco / Albus Severus, Harry / Draco UST, in the Potters' back yard, by lumosed_quill

and a companion piece to Bloody Potters: Effed - James / Scorpius, Draco / Albus, at the annual Potter barbecue, by blithelybonny

and a sequel to Bloody Potters: For Fear of Exactly This - Harry / Teddy, Harry / Draco, Harry / Teddy / Draco, and others, in Harry's study, by lumosed_quill

Love Thy Neighbour - an m/m orgy, in that terribly popular Potters' back yard AGAIN, by birdsofshore

Second Time's the Charm - Harry / Draco, on the Hogwarts Express, by sophie_french

Cellmates - Harry / Draco, in the DMLE cells, by birdsofshore

Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Firewhisky - Harry / Daphne, at Malfoy's wedding reception, by sara_lakali

Appropriate Workplace Conduct - Harry / Draco, in Harry's office at the Auror Dept, by dracogotgame

Chance Meetings - Teddy / Victoire, Teddy / Victoire / James, on the Potter / Weasley / extended family summer holiday, by lightofdaye

Well, you asked for it, Harry/ Draco, somebody else's house-warming party, by diagonfloo

Making Do, Starfighter fandom, Deimos / Ethos, in the loading bay, by firethesound

Duel and Duality, Harry / Draco, in DADA class, by barefacedbandit

Art:

Slytherin Common Room - Pansy / Ginny, in the Slytherin Common Room, by this_bloody_cat

Pinata Spank - Harry / Draco, up a tree, by captainraychill

Haiku:

Those of Great Ambition - Albus Severus / Scorpius, under the table in the Great Hall, by birdsofshore

Delicious - Harry / Draco, on the dining table, by digthewriter

We have heaps of amazing prompts left - and please check out our new ones, which are coming in every day - please feel free to come and grab one. Thank you to all our lovely prompters, commenters and contributers. <3

How to play:

This comment fest is for fics and art around the theme of concealed / semi-concealed sex in a public place. Basically if the characters are somewhere where other people are around, where they might be seen or heard, or where other people might turn up at some point, then that's what we're looking for.

Leave prompts:

- Give each prompt a subject, for instance, Prompt: Ministry of Magic toilets. Or Prompt: Slytherin common room.

- Give us as many details as you want. Where do you want the action to take place? Do you have a pairing in mind? Let us know the fandom if it's not HP.

- Leave as many prompts as you like. Put each one in a new comment.

- Slash, het, and femslash prompts are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely encouraged allowed. :D

- If you are in need of inspiration, have a look at lumosed_quill's post where there are many fabulous ideas \o/

Fill prompts:

- Leave your fill as a reply to the prompt, with the relevant subject, eg, Fill: Up a Tree or Fill: In the Potions Cupboard. It's fine to post a link to your LJ if that's where the fill is posted.

- Drabbles, ficlets, sketches and art are all very welcome. There is no minimum word count.

- It's fine to have more than one fill for each prompt.

- Slash, het, and femslash are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking alone, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely encouraged allowed. :D

- Any fandom, any pairing, any rating, any genre. Please use appropriate warnings.

- The fest will wrap up on Monday 14th July.


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Comments

[capitu]

*JUMPS*

LOVE!

Prompt: The Potters' Back Yard.

[capitu]

Draco/Al

So, it's the annual Potter Barbeque and Albus is taking his (barely) accepted boyfriend, one Draco Malfoy, to the barbeque.

OMG, my first prompt isn't H/D!1!! LOL

Re: Prompt: The Potters' Back Yard.

[birdsofshore]

OMG, they're going to get up to shenanigans in Harry's back yard? *claps hands in horrified glee*

Prompt: Cloakroom

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Al/Scorpius

Could I have shagging in the cloakroom at James' (or Teddy's) wedding, pretty please? :D

Oh, I knew I was forgetting something *shakes tiny fist*

Prompt: The Quidditch Pitch

[capitu]

Harry/Draco

8th years can't play, but they can get carried away while watching a game!

[raitala.livejournal.com]

Succinct genius.

Prompt: Party at somebody else's house

[gracerene]

Harry/Draco

Shagging during a party at somebody else's house. (Maybe a birthday party at a friends, or a holiday party at the Weasley's, or it could be super awkward and happen at the housewarming party for one of their children....)

Up to you if it's a linen closet, or the bathroom, or the kitchen, or the office....

Re: Prompt: Party at somebody else's house

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

at the housewarming party for one of their children

God, that would be WONDERFUL. Well, maybe not for them, poor lads. But WONDERFUL.

Prompt: The Potters' Back Yard.

[capitu]

James/Scorpius

The annual Potter Barbeque.

Because, why not? lol

Re: Prompt: The Potters' Back Yard.

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh!! Want, want!

Prompt: The Library

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco

Eighth year Harry and Draco relieving some stress in the Hogwarts library shortly before their NEWTs... and maybe Hermione walking in on them at some point :D

Okay, this time I'm sure I had written "Prompt:" up there, I've no idea what happened D:

re: the Tube

[vaysh]

Harry/Draco

It's not the first time this has been done but mmm, delicious: touching underneath clothes, embarrassing erections, exhibitionist tendencies (newly discovered), orgasm denial AND/OR semi-public orgasm, all while on transit in London's Tube. An appearance of Baker Steet station would be nice.

Re: the Tube

[birdsofshore]

♥

Prompt: on the Hogwarts Express

[birdsofshore]

Harry/Draco for this one please.

Character A can't stop thinking about Character B. Surely no-one will notice if he just touches himself... just a little bit... here in this empty carriage?

But what if character B walks in and finds him? (Maybe that was what he wanted all along?)

Re: Prompt: on the Hogwarts Express

[sophie-french.livejournal.com]

Would you please all stop with these wonderful prompts!!!!!!!!

Prompt: In the Greenhouse

[birdsofshore]

Neville / character of your choice (M or F)

Neville's never even kissed anyone before, let alone done this. And the greenhouse is really not the most discreet place for a liaison. But it's time to seize his Gryffindor courage in both hands, as he may never get another chance with character B.

Re: Prompt: In the Greenhouse

[josephinestone.livejournal.com]

Neville / character of your choice (M or F)

**squee**

Prompt: Cemetery

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Al/Scorpius

In which Al has a list of places to cross off and only one item left: a cemetery. Problem is, Scorpius finds cemeteries just a tiny bit creepy. But Al can be persuasive.

Re: Prompt: Cemetery

[birdsofshore]

A list! OMG! fantastic.

Prompt: The Great Lake

[birdsofshore]

Your choice of pairing.

Skinny dipping in the Great Lake is such a great way to blow off steam after the exams. But Character A is not the only person to have had this idea this evening.

FILL: The Great Lake

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Title: The Beast and the Aloof Prat (who's scared)
Author: lumosed_quill
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1,750
Warnings/Content: 8th year, skinny dipping, exhibitionism, some internalized homophobia
Summary: What happens in the lake...well, it probably won't stay there.

Prompt: The Potters' Backyard

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Because Draco and Al and James and Scorpius are already doing it apparently:

Annual Potter BBQ

Harry/Teddy

;-)

Re: Prompt: The Potters' Backyard

[birdsofshore]

LOLOL

Prompt: The Loading Bay

[birdsofshore]

(Starfighter fandom)

Deimos shows Ethos how to get to the Loading Bay ;-))

from this page: http://starfightercomic.com/chapter_04_page.php?page=Chapter_04_Page_21.jpg

Fill: Prompt: The Loading Bay

[firethesound]

A day late, I know. ::is full of fail::

http://firethesound.livejournal.com/37534.html

Prompt:: In the Potions Cupboard

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Hermione/Snape's ghost

(Professor Hermione teaching Potions at Hogwarts would be awwwwesome!)

Prompt: In the Potters' Back Yard

[birdsofshore]

The Potters are having their annual orgy in the back yard again. What on earth do the neighbours think? (maybe they join in...?)

;-)

Re: Prompt: In the Potters' Back Yard

[nia_kantorka]

Yes, it's an orgy now. Though it lacks some females. Maybe Pansy and Hermione could join?
And how many corner's does this backyard have? Maybe it's a park?
LMAO

Where did you find this guy in the tree? He looks so cute and sexy :D.

Prompt: mile high club

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Harry's got this plan that he and Draco have to have sex in all the strange places he can think of. Next up: muggle airplane! Draco is not convinced.

Re: Prompt: mile high club

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

OMG YES YES!!!

Prompt: Quidditch Locker Room

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

James/Al

(the showers are fiiiiiine but so is pressed up against a locker or bent over a bench, etc.)

Prompt: In the Corridor

[birdsofshore]

(Starfighter fandom)

Cain and Abel don't go to the Reliant.

http://starfightercomic.com/chapter_02_page.php?page=Chapter_02_Page_55.jpg

Instead, they go much too far right there in the corridor.

Prompt: Al and Scorpius as aurors

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Another chase well done, another crook sent off to the Ministry. What better place to blow off some extra steam than right here? The alley is somewhat sheltered after all.

Prompt: In the Middle of Defense Class

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco

They're...duelling. Yes. Duelling....

*eyebrow goes up*

Re: Prompt: In the Middle of Defense Class

[barefacedbandit.livejournal.com]

omg, yes! *waggles eyebrows* XD

Prompt: House table, Great hall, Blowjob

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Albus is just sitting there, eating his dinner and minding his own business when Scorpius decides to surprise him from underneath the table.

Re: Prompt: House table, Great hall, Blowjob

[birdsofshore]

♥

Prompt: Back Of The Ford Anglia

[lightofdaye]

Charlie/Tonks or Bill/Tonks. Pre-books. They can't do it in the crowded house so they retreat the garage.

prompt: prefect's bathroom.

[lightofdaye]

Dominique/James Sirius.

James convinces Dom to sneak him into the prefect's bathroom. And then he convinces her to stay there with him.

Prompt: Ladies' Room at the Leaky

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Ron/Hermione/Pansy

FILL: Ladies' Room at the Leaky

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Dear prompter, I really hope you like it!!!!! *SNORT*

Title: Unsanitary
Author: lumosed_quill
Threesome: Hermione/Pansy/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~500
Warnings: using Pansy like a sex toy, no talk of protection used (but please, this is Hermione ;-) )
Summary: Hermione finds a way to spice up date night and enjoy a lovely evening with her husband.