Anywhere but the Bed - a comment fest

[birdsofshore]

banner by capitu



So, lumosed_quill had a discussion about good semi-public places for sex in fic. She, capitu and I found it really rather inspiring, and so the Anywhere but the Bed comment fest sprang cheekily to life. Credit to lumosed_quill for the great name, and of course to capitu for the marvellous banner. I myself stole obtained the photo of the cute man upside down in a tree *is proud*

I hope you can all join us for this celebration of risky, ill-advised, exhibitionist, or just plain desperate and opportunistic sexual activity. \o/

THE MASTERLIST \o/

Fic:

The Beast and the Aloof Prat (who's scared) - Harry / Draco, in the Great Lake - by lumosed_quill

Unsanitary - Hermione / Pansy / Ron, in the Ladies' Room at the Leaky - by lumosed_quill

What Harry Wanted Next - Harry / Sirius, at an Order meeting - by digthewriter

The View from Astronomy Tower - Seamus / Pansy, on the Astronomy Tower, by lightofdaye

The Public Gets What the Public Wants - Harry / Draco, on the Tube and elsewhere, by barefacedbandit

Bloody Potters - Draco / Albus Severus, Harry / Draco UST, in the Potters' back yard, by lumosed_quill

and a companion piece to Bloody Potters: Effed - James / Scorpius, Draco / Albus, at the annual Potter barbecue, by blithelybonny

and a sequel to Bloody Potters: For Fear of Exactly This - Harry / Teddy, Harry / Draco, Harry / Teddy / Draco, and others, in Harry's study, by lumosed_quill

Love Thy Neighbour - an m/m orgy, in that terribly popular Potters' back yard AGAIN, by birdsofshore

Second Time's the Charm - Harry / Draco, on the Hogwarts Express, by sophie_french

Cellmates - Harry / Draco, in the DMLE cells, by birdsofshore

Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Firewhisky - Harry / Daphne, at Malfoy's wedding reception, by sara_lakali

Appropriate Workplace Conduct - Harry / Draco, in Harry's office at the Auror Dept, by dracogotgame

Chance Meetings - Teddy / Victoire, Teddy / Victoire / James, on the Potter / Weasley / extended family summer holiday, by lightofdaye

Well, you asked for it, Harry/ Draco, somebody else's house-warming party, by diagonfloo

Making Do, Starfighter fandom, Deimos / Ethos, in the loading bay, by firethesound

Duel and Duality, Harry / Draco, in DADA class, by barefacedbandit

Art:

Slytherin Common Room - Pansy / Ginny, in the Slytherin Common Room, by this_bloody_cat

Pinata Spank - Harry / Draco, up a tree, by captainraychill

Haiku:

Those of Great Ambition - Albus Severus / Scorpius, under the table in the Great Hall, by birdsofshore

Delicious - Harry / Draco, on the dining table, by digthewriter

We have heaps of amazing prompts left - and please check out our new ones, which are coming in every day - please feel free to come and grab one. Thank you to all our lovely prompters, commenters and contributers. <3

How to play:

This comment fest is for fics and art around the theme of concealed / semi-concealed sex in a public place. Basically if the characters are somewhere where other people are around, where they might be seen or heard, or where other people might turn up at some point, then that's what we're looking for.

Leave prompts:

- Give each prompt a subject, for instance, Prompt: Ministry of Magic toilets. Or Prompt: Slytherin common room.

- Give us as many details as you want. Where do you want the action to take place? Do you have a pairing in mind? Let us know the fandom if it's not HP.

- Leave as many prompts as you like. Put each one in a new comment.

- Slash, het, and femslash prompts are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely encouraged allowed. :D

- If you are in need of inspiration, have a look at lumosed_quill's post where there are many fabulous ideas \o/

Fill prompts:

- Leave your fill as a reply to the prompt, with the relevant subject, eg, Fill: Up a Tree or Fill: In the Potions Cupboard. It's fine to post a link to your LJ if that's where the fill is posted.

- Drabbles, ficlets, sketches and art are all very welcome. There is no minimum word count.

- It's fine to have more than one fill for each prompt.

- Slash, het, and femslash are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking alone, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely encouraged allowed. :D

- Any fandom, any pairing, any rating, any genre. Please use appropriate warnings.

- The fest will wrap up on Monday 14th July.


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Comments

prompt: Jean Grey's Bed

[lightofdaye]

X-Men Evolution, Scott/Rogue.

I hope this counts, given the title. ;)

Re: prompt: Jean Grey's Bed

[birdsofshore]

Haha, in someone else's bed definitely counts :D

Thanks for joining us!

Prompt: Empty Dragon Pen

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Bill/Charlie

(Or, you know, not empty. Whatever!)

Prompt: Slytherin Common Room

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Pansy/Ginny

(Pansy's hand up Ginny's skirt would be LOVELY!)

Fill: Slytherin Common Room

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Just going to leave this here and hope it's not as terrible as it seems to me :D :D

Prompt: In a Closet

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Sirius/Harry, during an Order meeting

FILL: WHAT HARRY WANTED NEXT.

[digthewriter]

Title: What Harry Wanted Next
unbetaed
Word Count: 540

Harry slid is hand up Sirius’s thigh and felt his godfather’s breath hitch just a bit. The last time Harry had performed the act, Sirius had released a gasp of surprise that earned him a sharp look from everyone in the room.

“Sorry, just felt a cool breeze up my spine,” Sirius had said and Snape had glared at Harry for a good two minutes before looking away.

Harry never understood how Professor Snape always knew to just glare down at him like that. Always.

So this time Harry was more careful, and Sirius was a lot more quiet. Harry still couldn’t believe that Sirius never scolded him for what he’d done the last time, and of course, Harry took that as a sign of doing it again.

Sirius wouldn’t have expected anything else.

When Harry’s hand reached up to cup Sirius’s balls in the bloody tight trousers the man insisted on wearing, Sirius finally grabbed a hold of Harry’s wrist and squeezed it. Harry looked up to meet Sirius’s gaze and Sirius shook his head.

They were seated at the table and their lower halves were concealed enough to hide what they were really doing. Harry didn’t understand why Sirius stopped him.

Harry gave Sirius a questioning look, trying not to pout, but something the smile on Sirius’s face told him that he was failing miserably. He was pouting.

Sirius interlaced his fingers with Harry’s and squeezed his hand before releasing it. Harry looked away from Sirius and towards the crowd that was busy discussing and planning, and all Harry wanted was…Sirius.

It hadn’t been a minute when he felt Sirius’s hand squeeze his knee and begin to travel up slowly. Sirius’s palm pressed against Harry’s hard cock and Harry placed both hands on the table and lowered his head a little.

To anyone else it looked like he was concentrating hard, but Sirius knew that the only thing Harry was concentrating on was not to moan out loud.

Sirius’s hand shifted up and down Harry’s shaft hiding in his trousers and Harry didn’t know how in the bloody hell could the man get him off like that. Sirius knew exactly where to press harder and where to drag his nails atop Harry’s jeans.

Fuck, it was incredible.

Harry looked up, took in a deep breath, and held it until he came. As he was shooting in his pants, Harry released a low moan and breathed coolly out of his mouth. He turned to look at Sirius who had a questioning eyebrow raised and Harry nodded. Sirius grinned at him and took his hand off slowly Harry’s groin, squeezing his knee again.

Harry bit his lower lip looking at Sirius hoping that Sirius would understand what he wanted next.

When it seemed that the group really was paying them no mind at all, Sirius stood up and left the room. Harry followed shortly after. He hadn’t turned the corner, when Sirius pulled Harry into the kitchen and had him pressed against the wall.

Before Harry knew it, he was bent over the kitchen table, his jeans pulled down to his ankles and Sirius was thrusting into him.

Evidently, Sirius had understood what Harry wanted next.

prompt: Malfoy's Wedding Reception.

[lightofdaye]

Harry/Daphne. They hit it off at the wedding reception over a mutual loathing of the groom and don't try very hard to hide it.

Fill: Malfoy's Wedding Reception.

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Firewhisky


Harry ordered another ridiculously rare and expensive firewhisky at the open bar. If he had to be at Malfoy's wedding reception, he was bloody well going to take advantage of the ferret's need to impress all and sundry with his wealth.

"I'll have one of those as well, please."

Harry turned to see the maid of honour at the bar next to him. He watched her down the liquor without a care for its strength, and order another.

"You might want to slow down long enough to taste that. It's supposed to have smokey flavours with hints of honey."

"What it has is a cost that would feed a family of four for a year in some countries, and now that I have fulfilled my maid-of-honour duties, I deserve the chance to erase the memory of my sister binding herself to that...that," she shuddered.

"I take it you're not a fan of your new brother-in-law," said Harry dryly.

"As far from that as heaven is wide," she returned.

"Me either, but I suppose appearances must be kept," he sighed.

"You know, back in school I thought you were mildly attractive, Harry, but now you're dead sexy," she purred.

He gave her a sidelong look. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend, Miss Greengrass?"

"More like the enemy of my enemy is someone I'd dearly love to shag, and please, call me Daphne," she invited.

So it was like that, was it? Ordinarily, Harry would have said he was flattered, but that he had a very jealous girlfriend. However, Ginny had refused to come with him to the wedding in such strident terms that he wasn't sure he wanted to put up with her rages any more.

"Well then, Daphne, did you have a particular venue in mind?"

"Oh, I have just the place," she said, grinning wickedly.

She led him up the stairs and deep into the house. Throwing open the double doors to a massive suite, she winked at him. "Draco's rooms," Daphne said unnecessarily. The room couldn't possibly belong to another person, not with the over-abundance of silver gilding, green silk and dragon motifs. Harry wasn't quite enthusiastic about her choice, but the fact remained that he wouldn't be dateless if this wasn't Malfoy's wedding. He gave a mental shrug. Fucking Daphne in Malfoy's suite would exact a bit of revenge on both the thorns in his side.

"Jesus motherfucking Christ," Harry swore uncharacteristically as he stepped into the room and got a good look around. "I knew Draco was a vain bastard, but how many mirrors does one person need?"

Daphne closed and locked the doors behind them. "I rather like them. This way there won't be a single place in the room where we can't watch ourselves. Help me with these robes, would you? It took four house-elves to get me into them this morning."

"Did they have to sew you into them?" he asked after struggling with them a few moments.

"No, try the hooks-and-eyes first."

With some discussion and a bit of inventive swearing, they got Daphne's robes removed, only very slightly torn. The vision of her in a scarlet merry widow and barely-there knickers made the effort worthwhile.

Ginny had never worn anything like that for him, not that Daphne had worn sexy underwear just to impress him, but--

"When you're done fucking me with your eyes, perhaps we can get around to leaving some bodily fluids for Draco to find."

"Just appreciating the view, Daphne. Where do you want to do the deed?"

"I suppose that depends on how long you can go and how soon you can get it up again."

He gave her a crooked smile. "Fine, let's start with you perched on the table in his dressing room." He moved the backless stool to one side. "I'm sure you can do some damage to his very expensive toiletries in the throes of passion. Hang on a tic," he hooked his fingers over the strip of elastic that held her knickers to her hips and broke it on both sides.

"Ouch," she protested as the ruined knickers clung for a moment before falling to the floor. "That hurt, Potter."

"You'll forget all about it shortly," he promised, guiding her where he wanted her and dropping to his knees.

Continued...

Prompt: Sauna Wank

[nia_kantorka]

Draco/alone or does someone want to join him?
It's hot. So, let him be flushed and rosy.

Re: Prompt: Sauna Wank

[birdsofshore]

Mmmhmmm!

Prompt: Room of Requirement

[geinahop]

Neville/Blaise

When everyone is hiding in the ROR during the Carrows' reign of terror. Don't know why Blaise is there, the only sympathetic Slytherin maybe? Really, that's up to you. They could be in an established relationship, or it could be stress relief, or just, OMG, we're all gonna DIE! sex. Since it's a room full of people, they have to be very quiet. Yeah, right. :)

PROMPT: Up A Tree, Piñata Spank

[captainraychill.livejournal.com]

Go with it!! In honor of the most awesome banner ever!! :)

Re: PROMPT: Up A Tree, Piñata Spank

[capitu]

LOLOLOLOL **dies**

Prompt: Gryffindor Common Room

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Marauder-era Remus/Severus -- while James and Sirius are away...

Prompt: The Astronomy Tower

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Ron/Pansy
Seamus/Pansy
Ron/Pansy/Seamus
Dean/Ginny
Dean/Ginny/Seamus

Oh, whoever the hell!

Fill: The View From Astronomy Tower

[lightofdaye]

Title: The View From Astronomy Tower
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1,200 words
Warnings: Semi-public sex. (duh) extremely mild dubious consent.
Summary: Seamus corners Pansy at the top of Astronomy Tower.

Prompt: Over a Garden Bench at the Manor During a Soiree

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Harry/Teddy/Draco

I'll stress OVER a garden bench.

Re: Prompt: Over a Garden Bench at the Manor During a Soiree

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh my God how I need this to happen...

Prompt: On the beach at Shell Cottage

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Charlie/Teddy
Bill/Charlie
Harry/Teddy

[captainraychill.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just noticed that banner tree man has little pink shoes - cute! :)

[capitu]

I noticed too! :D

Prompt: during a speech

[barefacedbandit.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, all the temptation! This is fabulous :)

Everyone knows Potter hates making speeches, luckily someone is about to make his latest memorable. Who, how and can Harry control his reactions enough to get away with it?!

Re: Prompt: during a speech

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

PROMPT LOVE!!!! THIS! Somebody write this! Harry needs to be blown while giving a speech!

Prompt: The Potter/Weasley/extended family summer holiday

[barefacedbandit.livejournal.com]

James Sirius/Teddy/Victoire

James Sirius keeps catching Teddy and Victoire in compromising situations wherever he goes. They're not exactly discreet - maybe they want to be caught? James certainly enjoys catching them.

The wheres are up to the author/artist :)

Fill: Chance Meetings

[lightofdaye]

pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/Victoire/James, Rose.
rating: R (I think?)
length: 4 x 100
content: public sex, voyeurism, fingering, oral, bisexuality, threesome, anal.
a/n: My first attempt at a series of strict 100 word drabbles.

---


I
The first time he walked in on them it was entirely by accident. James Sirius Potter had just gone to the balcony of his hotel room to get away from Albus’ burbling and found out Victoire had had similar ideas about escaping Dominique and clearly Teddy Lupin had only been too happy to help.

He had her pushed up against the wall, between the patio window and the edge of the balcony and
had his lips pressed against her neck. James heard Victoire’s giggles. He saw flashes of Teddy’ teeth and the constant motion of his tongue. He retreated quickly.

II
The second time was mostly an accident as well. James had seen they were as bored with the museum as he was and had been heading over to them to commiserate with them when they disappeared out the backdoor. Following them in the alley, he saw Victoire perched on a bench with her legs wide and the sedate dress Fleur had insisted she wear was hiked up above her hips. Teddy knelt by her, his hand working eagerly between her legs while hers clawed through his, today turquoise, hair.

She just about to come when she caught sight of him.


III
The last time it was deliberate. When Victoire slipped away from tea with a headache, just moments after Teddy had ‘gone to the loo’ it was obvious what was happening, and claiming to have lost something by the bar. He followed.
He found them by the side of the hotel pool; her topless, him bottomless. Victoire sucking his cock. James stared at Victoire’s breasts and at the wet tip of Teddy’s cock when she came up for air.
“So which one of us are you more jealous of?” Teddy asked.
James didn’t have time to answer before Teddy grabbed him.

IV
Fred and Hugo were arguing so Rose was eager to help when Aunt Ginny asked her to find Jamie and it was not because she fancied him and anyway, she was sure where James had gone.

She found him. And Victoire. And Teddy. In the fading light, she didn’t recognise what she was seeing immediately. Then she clapped her hands to her mouth in shock.

James was sandwiched between his elders. His cock was half in Victoire and Teddy’s hovered above his bum.

“Isn’t that perfect? You’ve got an audience, James.” Teddy chuckled and then thrust into the boy’s arse.

Prompt: 8th Years Common Room

[capitu]

Harry/Ron

(or any other 8th year pairing)

N.E.W.T.s are fast approaching, everybody is studying hard, including Harry and Ron – apparently! Only, Hey, where's Harry's (or Ron's!) right hand? Wait a minute. . . what's it doing under the table?

Gaius's Medicine/Potions Table

[digthewriter]

Merlin/Arthur while Gaius is tending to the king's ward.

Professor's Desk

[digthewriter]

Harry/Draco

Either they are professors themselves or they're in detention and Professor has left the room.

Re: Professor's Desk

[birdsofshore]

Yummy.

Inside a wardrobe

[digthewriter]

Harry/Draco

It's a huge wardrobe or a walk in closet and well you know what they say about closets...

[nia_kantorka]

Harry still couldn’t believe that Sirius never scolded him for what he’d done the last time, and of course, Harry took that as a sign of doing it again.

Sirius wouldn’t have expected anything else.

Yes guys, do it again!
That was hot.

Prompt: Under the invisibility cloak

[decynthus.livejournal.com]

Harry and Draco find themselves obliged to share the cloak in order to navigate unseen through a crowd (MoM lobby or King's Cross). They just fit under it if they press right up against each other...

Prompt: Motorbike sex

[huldrejenta.livejournal.com]

I was sure I left a few prompts here yesterday - what happened??!!

Anyway - Sirius/anyone or Harry/Draco! I'd love to see some hot action on the bike while they're riding it. Maybe they've been sending each other steaming looks all night and just can't wait when they finally get away. They may stop to finish, but they start on the bike :)

Re: Prompt: Motorbike sex

[birdsofshore]

I got some notifications about some deleted comments... I don't know why that would have happened, and I can't see any spaces where comments have been deleted, so it's a bit of a mystery... sorry that happened, though, and thanks for coming back to leave more.

Prompt: Someone's Living room

[capitu]

It's movie night!

Harry and Draco are sharing a blanket.

Re: Prompt: Someone's Living room

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

GUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebellion

[ncp.livejournal.com]

A DA member and a sympathetic (Blood-traitor) Slytherin hiding from the Carrows in a broom closet.

Re: Rebellion

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

Love this idea!!! <3 Like maybe a Ginny/Blaise vibe?

Prompt: The Hospital Wing

[lightofdaye]

Harry/Anyone.

Harry is comforted by an admirer during one his many stays in the hopsital wing. (I like het myself but the anyone stands if you're inspired otherwise)