birdsofshore | Anywhere but the Bed - a comment fest (Reply)

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So,

lumosed_quill had a discussion about good semi-public places for sex in fic. She,

capitu and I found it really rather inspiring, and so the Anywhere but the Bed comment fest sprang cheekily to life. Credit to

lumosed_quill for the great name, and of course to

capitu for the marvellous banner. I myself ~~stole~~ obtained the photo of the cute man upside down in a tree *is proud*

I hope you can all join us for this celebration of risky, ill-advised, exhibitionist, or just plain desperate and opportunistic sexual activity. \o/

THE MASTERLIST \o/

Fic:

The Beast and the Aloof Prat (who's scared) - Harry / Draco, in the Great Lake - by

lumosed_quill

Unsanitary - Hermione / Pansy / Ron, in the Ladies' Room at the Leaky - by

lumosed_quill

What Harry Wanted Next - Harry / Sirius, at an Order meeting - by

digthewriter

The View from Astronomy Tower - Seamus / Pansy, on the Astronomy Tower, by

lightofdaye

The Public Gets What the Public Wants - Harry / Draco, on the Tube and elsewhere, by

barefacedbandit

Bloody Potters - Draco / Albus Severus, Harry / Draco UST, in the Potters' back yard, by

lumosed_quill

and a companion piece to Bloody Potters: Effed - James / Scorpius, Draco / Albus, at the annual Potter barbecue, by

blithelybonny

and a sequel to Bloody Potters: For Fear of Exactly This - Harry / Teddy, Harry / Draco, Harry / Teddy / Draco, and others, in Harry's study, by

lumosed_quill

Love Thy Neighbour - an m/m orgy, in that terribly popular Potters' back yard AGAIN, by

birdsofshore

Second Time's the Charm - Harry / Draco, on the Hogwarts Express, by

sophie_french

Cellmates - Harry / Draco, in the DMLE cells, by

birdsofshore

Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Firewhisky - Harry / Daphne, at Malfoy's wedding reception, by

sara_lakali

Appropriate Workplace Conduct - Harry / Draco, in Harry's office at the Auror Dept, by

dracogotgame

Chance Meetings - Teddy / Victoire, Teddy / Victoire / James, on the Potter / Weasley / extended family summer holiday, by

lightofdaye

Well, you asked for it, Harry/ Draco, somebody else's house-warming party, by

diagonfloo

Making Do, Starfighter fandom, Deimos / Ethos, in the loading bay, by

firethesound

Duel and Duality, Harry / Draco, in DADA class, by

barefacedbandit

Art:

Slytherin Common Room - Pansy / Ginny, in the Slytherin Common Room, by

this_bloody_cat

Pinata Spank - Harry / Draco, up a tree, by

captainraychill

Haiku:

Those of Great Ambition - Albus Severus / Scorpius, under the table in the Great Hall, by

birdsofshore

Delicious - Harry / Draco, on the dining table, by

digthewriter

We have heaps of amazing prompts left - and please check out our new ones, which are coming in every day - please feel free to come and grab one. Thank you to all our lovely prompters, commenters and contributers. <3

How to play:

This comment fest is for fics and art around the theme of concealed / semi-concealed sex in a public place. Basically if the characters are somewhere where other people are around, where they might be seen or heard, or where other people might turn up at some point, then that's what we're looking for.

Leave prompts:

- Give each prompt a subject, for instance, Prompt: Ministry of Magic toilets. Or Prompt: Slytherin common room.

- Give us as many details as you want. Where do you want the action to take place? Do you have a pairing in mind? Let us know the fandom if it's not HP.

- Leave as many prompts as you like. Put each one in a new comment.

- Slash, het, and femslash prompts are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely ~~encouraged~~ allowed. :D

- If you are in need of inspiration, have a look at

lumosed_quill's post where there are many fabulous ideas \o/

Fill prompts:

- Leave your fill as a reply to the prompt, with the relevant subject, eg, Fill: Up a Tree or Fill: In the Potions Cupboard. It's fine to post a link to your LJ if that's where the fill is posted.

- Drabbles, ficlets, sketches and art are all very welcome. There is no minimum word count.

- It's fine to have more than one fill for each prompt.

- Slash, het, and femslash are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking alone, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely ~~encouraged~~ allowed. :D

- Any fandom, any pairing, any rating, any genre. Please use appropriate warnings.

- The fest will wrap up on Monday 14th July.

Please promote the fest! Grab the code for one of

capitu's beautiful banners below.