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So,

lumosed_quill had a discussion about good semi-public places for sex in fic. She,

capitu and I found it really rather inspiring, and so the Anywhere but the Bed comment fest sprang cheekily to life. Credit to

lumosed_quill for the great name, and of course to

capitu for the marvellous banner. I myself ~~stole~~ obtained the photo of the cute man upside down in a tree *is proud*

I hope you can all join us for this celebration of risky, ill-advised, exhibitionist, or just plain desperate and opportunistic sexual activity. \o/

THE MASTERLIST \o/

Fic:

The Beast and the Aloof Prat (who's scared) - Harry / Draco, in the Great Lake - by

lumosed_quill

Unsanitary - Hermione / Pansy / Ron, in the Ladies' Room at the Leaky - by

lumosed_quill

What Harry Wanted Next - Harry / Sirius, at an Order meeting - by

digthewriter

The View from Astronomy Tower - Seamus / Pansy, on the Astronomy Tower, by

lightofdaye

The Public Gets What the Public Wants - Harry / Draco, on the Tube and elsewhere, by

barefacedbandit

Bloody Potters - Draco / Albus Severus, Harry / Draco UST, in the Potters' back yard, by

lumosed_quill

and a companion piece to Bloody Potters: Effed - James / Scorpius, Draco / Albus, at the annual Potter barbecue, by

blithelybonny

and a sequel to Bloody Potters: For Fear of Exactly This - Harry / Teddy, Harry / Draco, Harry / Teddy / Draco, and others, in Harry's study, by

lumosed_quill

Love Thy Neighbour - an m/m orgy, in that terribly popular Potters' back yard AGAIN, by

birdsofshore

Second Time's the Charm - Harry / Draco, on the Hogwarts Express, by

sophie_french

Cellmates - Harry / Draco, in the DMLE cells, by

birdsofshore

Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Firewhisky - Harry / Daphne, at Malfoy's wedding reception, by

sara_lakali

Appropriate Workplace Conduct - Harry / Draco, in Harry's office at the Auror Dept, by

dracogotgame

Chance Meetings - Teddy / Victoire, Teddy / Victoire / James, on the Potter / Weasley / extended family summer holiday, by

lightofdaye

Well, you asked for it, Harry/ Draco, somebody else's house-warming party, by

diagonfloo

Making Do, Starfighter fandom, Deimos / Ethos, in the loading bay, by

firethesound

Duel and Duality, Harry / Draco, in DADA class, by

barefacedbandit

Art:

Slytherin Common Room - Pansy / Ginny, in the Slytherin Common Room, by

this_bloody_cat

Pinata Spank - Harry / Draco, up a tree, by

captainraychill

Haiku:

Those of Great Ambition - Albus Severus / Scorpius, under the table in the Great Hall, by

birdsofshore

Delicious - Harry / Draco, on the dining table, by

digthewriter

We have heaps of amazing prompts left - and please check out our new ones, which are coming in every day - please feel free to come and grab one. Thank you to all our lovely prompters, commenters and contributers. <3

How to play:

This comment fest is for fics and art around the theme of concealed / semi-concealed sex in a public place. Basically if the characters are somewhere where other people are around, where they might be seen or heard, or where other people might turn up at some point, then that's what we're looking for.

Leave prompts:

- Give each prompt a subject, for instance, Prompt: Ministry of Magic toilets. Or Prompt: Slytherin common room.

- Give us as many details as you want. Where do you want the action to take place? Do you have a pairing in mind? Let us know the fandom if it's not HP.

- Leave as many prompts as you like. Put each one in a new comment.

- Slash, het, and femslash prompts are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely ~~encouraged~~ allowed. :D

- If you are in need of inspiration, have a look at

lumosed_quill's post where there are many fabulous ideas \o/

Fill prompts:

- Leave your fill as a reply to the prompt, with the relevant subject, eg, Fill: Up a Tree or Fill: In the Potions Cupboard. It's fine to post a link to your LJ if that's where the fill is posted.

- Drabbles, ficlets, sketches and art are all very welcome. There is no minimum word count.

- It's fine to have more than one fill for each prompt.

- Slash, het, and femslash are all welcome, as are threesomes or more. One character wanking alone, if it's somewhere that they might get caught, is also definitely ~~encouraged~~ allowed. :D

- Any fandom, any pairing, any rating, any genre. Please use appropriate warnings.

- The fest will wrap up on Monday 14th July.

Please promote the fest! Grab the code for one of

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From:

birdsofshore

Harry / Draco, please.

I'd love to read about why they are up there in the first place, and whose idea it is to get down to it on a giant carved chalk penis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant

Cerne Abbas giant

Edited Date: 2014-07-10 10:40 am (UTC)

From:

birdsofshore

Shhh... everyone's asleep, and the staff won't notice... probably.

Harry/Draco, please.

Edited Date: 2014-07-10 11:31 am (UTC)

From:

birdsofshore

So wholesome and healthy. Everyone's toned, supple bodies shining in the sunlight. What a shame some of the poses are really quite provocative when everyone's naked.

I'd love it if the instructor is the one who's getting distracted and finds an excuse to take one of the students to one side for some one to one 'practice'.

Some combination of Harry / Draco / Scorpius / Albus (not incestuous, please)

Edited Date: 2014-07-10 11:32 am (UTC)

From:

birdsofshore

m/m please

Naughty professors really should know better than to sneak off for some fun during the school day.

From:

birdsofshore

When you've got a) an Invisibility cloak and b) a massive crush on someone, it's very hard to resist creeping into their bed for a wank when the chance arises.

Feel free to swop it about and make it Draco sneaking into Harry's bed. And please, please let the owner of the bed come in and find them.

From:

lrthunder.livejournal.com

Prompt: Quidditch World Cup
Ginny's assigned by the Daily Prophet to cover the Quidditch World Cup. She's on her way, only to be sidetracked by Harry for a shagging session.
Bonus: Wall sex, Ginny trying not to moan (and not entirely succeeding)

From:

kate34books.livejournal.com

Harry/Demelza

After a spectacular win against Slytherin an euphoric Demelza and Harry celebrates the Gryffindor win in a very special way.

Edited Date: 2014-07-10 02:27 pm (UTC)

From:

kate34books.livejournal.com

Teddy/Victoire

Skeeter might be exaggerating how much stuff they get to at the Quidditch World Cup, but she's not entirely wrong....

don't make teddy a sex-crazed rebel-with-a-dirty-mouth. I don't think that's what Rowling meant to imply.

both teddy and victoire taking charge of the snogging too.

Edited Date: 2014-07-10 02:27 pm (UTC)

From:

kate34books.livejournal.com

Romilda/Harry/Colin

based on this image:
http://asylums.insanejournal.com/daily_deviant/68341.html

Edited Date: 2014-07-10 02:27 pm (UTC)

From:

kate34books.livejournal.com

Cormac/Ginny

After a hard, rainy quidditch practice Cormac needs to burn some leftover steam.

Or

Cormac daydreams of getting Gryffindor the Quidditch Cup and shagging Ginny Weasley for all she's worth in the Quidditch locker room

knowing what Cormac is like spanking oral, anal and hand jobs would probably all happen

From:

lightofdaye

While all the guys are busy in the yard. The women have the good sense to have their orgies inside in comfort.

participants could include Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Pansy and next gen girls like Lily, Rose, Victoire, Dominique, Roxy. Molly and Lucy. But really anyone you like.

From:

birdsofshore

:DD Hee! Too right! Much more comfortable and sensible.

From:

gracerene

James Sirius/Teddy
Harry/Draco
Charlie/Harry
Draco/James Sirius

One of the pair is an auror and his lover decides to pay him a visit.

In their offices, or in an interrogation room, or in a cell, or in a meeting room, or in a supplies cupboard...so many public places in the Auror Dept.

From:

birdsofshore

Lovely prompt <3

From:

dracogotgame.livejournal.com

Everybody be cool!

I got this.

Appropriate Workplace Conduct

From:

gracerene

James Sirius/Teddy
Albus Severus/James Sirius
James/Sirius

Okay, I know it's supposed to be anywhere but the bed, but I'm hoping it's okay if the bed doesn't belong to any of the participants, and there is still a chance of being caught. Sneaking off during a family gathering to hook up in their parent's bedroom.

From:

birdsofshore

Yep, absolutely fine. We've had several prompts involving someone else's bed, and I hope one of them gets filled soon :D

From:

lumosed-quill.livejournal.com

Oh hell yeah to this! \o/

From:

capitu

Harry and Draco (or any other pairing) are flat-hunting. There's this gorgeous flat they're seeing, for a moment they step out the balcony and the agent gives them a moment to discuss. They make the most of the privacy from the agent, and give whoever is watching out their windows a show.

From:

birdsofshore

!!!

Re: Prompt: the balcony

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From:

capitu

The music is loud, people are not paying attention. Someone is getting too much attention.

Harry/Draco, but other pairing is awesome is awesome too! :D

From:

lumosed-quill.livejournal.com

Oh LOVE THIS!!!

Re: Prompt: Weird Sisters Concert

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From:

digthewriter

Harry/Draco

From:

digthewriter

created my own prompt for my own fill.

*no regrets*

HAIKU: delicious

Re: Fill: Haiku: delicious

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Re: Fill: Haiku: delicious

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From:

leigh-adams.livejournal.com

Marcus Flint/Katie Bell

Marcus has a thing for powerful women. Luckily for him, his girlfriend's one of the most powerful in the League -- captain of Puddlemere United

From:

leigh-adams.livejournal.com

Viktor/Hermione

A bookstore (http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Obscurus_Books) seems like the perfect place for Hermione to explore her kinks... and she never lost that spark with Viktor.

From:

leigh-adams.livejournal.com

Percy/Penelope

After a breakup with Audrey, these two former lovers (and at-odds colleagues) rekindle their spark. Bonus points if there is desk shagging (bonus bonus if clothes are still on)!