... and I can't watch it.
This sounds like something dredged up from the murky waters of my sub-conscious, I know.
However then it would probably have Nick Grimshaw and Nicolas Cage in it, as well.However, this is a REAL THING.
"Pairing up with MTV, “Kill Your Darlings” stars Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan have pitched a fake Kickstarter project, “Snowy River,” mocking the celebrities who seek millions in funding from us common folk.
Requesting only four thousand-hundred million dollars from their fanbase, Radcliffe and DeHaan promise to deliver a scriptless movie with questionable acting talent and virtually no plot. “This is going to be an entirely improvised film,” emphasized Radcliffe.
The “concept art” movie takes place in Brooklyn, because Brooklyn “is like crazy hot right now” and focuses on the lives of Joey (Radcliffe) and his childhood friend, Captain Animal (DeHaan). Joey has an accent. There is lots of hardcore sex (actual, authentic sex). There is singing. And, as if that’s not enticing enough — for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."Here's where you can read more about it and watch this no doubt hilarious spoof interview - IF YOU LIVE IN THE US. Because, as usual, MTV videos ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK.
Help make Daniel Radcliffe's sex-filled Kickstarter a reality. Yep. Have a good time watching that, and laughing your arses off. IN AMERICA.I hate everything.
E.T.A. WELL LOOKEE HERE :DDDDThrowing a tantrum totally worked, yay!
Daniel is funny. And Dane is so cute. ENJOY, ALL YOU BRITISH TYPES. We're only 3 days behind the Americans.