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... and I can't watch it.

This sounds like something dredged up from the murky waters of my sub-conscious, I know. However then it would probably have Nick Grimshaw and Nicolas Cage in it, as well.

However, this is a REAL THING.

"Pairing up with MTV, “Kill Your Darlings” stars Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan have pitched a fake Kickstarter project, “Snowy River,” mocking the celebrities who seek millions in funding from us common folk.

Requesting only four thousand-hundred million dollars from their fanbase, Radcliffe and DeHaan promise to deliver a scriptless movie with questionable acting talent and virtually no plot. “This is going to be an entirely improvised film,” emphasized Radcliffe.

The “concept art” movie takes place in Brooklyn, because Brooklyn “is like crazy hot right now” and focuses on the lives of Joey (Radcliffe) and his childhood friend, Captain Animal (DeHaan). Joey has an accent. There is lots of hardcore sex (actual, authentic sex). There is singing. And, as if that’s not enticing enough — for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."


Here's where you can read more about it and watch this no doubt hilarious spoof interview - IF YOU LIVE IN THE US. Because, as usual, MTV videos ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK.

Help make Daniel Radcliffe's sex-filled Kickstarter a reality.


Yep. Have a good time watching that, and laughing your arses off. IN AMERICA.

I hate everything.

E.T.A. WELL LOOKEE HERE :DDDD




Throwing a tantrum totally worked, yay!

Daniel is funny. And Dane is so cute. ENJOY, ALL YOU BRITISH TYPES. We're only 3 days behind the Americans.

Date: 2013-10-18 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teas-me.livejournal.com
OMG I wish there was a way around this so you could see the video.

"My penis demands authenticity!"

Date: 2013-10-18 05:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] notearchiver.livejournal.com
can't you see it through Youtube? Non-official channels have it up.

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Date: 2013-10-18 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awickedmemory.livejournal.com
Fake Kickstarter projects, this is a thing now? XD omg, ahaha.

Cap... Captain... Animal... omg...

"for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."
^ Okay, I'D PAY FOR THAT. :P

Date: 2013-10-18 05:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] who_la_hoop
lolololol, why is is Dan only having sex with women in this film? Does he know he's disappointing fangirls all over the globe? :D

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Date: 2013-10-18 06:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vaysh
He's disappointing Dane DeHaan right beside him on the couch.

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Date: 2013-10-18 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josephinestone.livejournal.com
Well, there was the "childhood secret" maybe they just "couldn't" show it.

Date: 2013-10-18 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sara-lakali.livejournal.com
MYGOD! I would totally pay 50 dollars to have Alan Rickman watch TV with me for an entire evening.

GodDAMNit, I don't have a TV. Well, shit.

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Date: 2013-10-18 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kedavranox.livejournal.com
Oh honey chile.

I have two words for you.

Media Hint

Google it. Install it. Watch Hulu. Listen to Pandora. Be happy.
Edited Date: 2013-10-18 07:38 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2013-10-18 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eelegantlyeevil.livejournal.com
This is too cute, I was smiling the entire time (even though there were not naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe smiling all over this thread).

Put me down for 50 dollars to have Alan watch TV with me -- do I have to pay more for the Snape costume?

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Date: 2013-10-18 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raitala.livejournal.com
Thank you for bringing this to my attention!

Don't you think that Dane looks like Dustmouth's Draco come to life?

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Date: 2013-10-18 09:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] capitu
I'm so happy you are able to see it. I will give your life meaning. Ohh, Dan's accent. wft win all over. Why is he so adorable??? *watches again*

Date: 2013-10-18 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com
LMAO! That man (Dan) is insane! Very funny, but also scary intense. Dane is just hot. I loved Alan Rickman. *pinches cheek*

Thank you for finding and sharing this gem!

Date: 2013-10-19 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellaridell.livejournal.com
Yay you have made me so happy. Don't tell anyone but I secretly love the way Daniel Radcliffe say penis, must be the accent ;-)

Date: 2013-10-19 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phoenixacid.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

I'll pay!!

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