Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan pitching a hardcore adult film with Alan Rickman as bait....

[birdsofshore]

... and I can't watch it.

This sounds like something dredged up from the murky waters of my sub-conscious, I know. However then it would probably have Nick Grimshaw and Nicolas Cage in it, as well.

However, this is a REAL THING.

"Pairing up with MTV, “Kill Your Darlings” stars Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan have pitched a fake Kickstarter project, “Snowy River,” mocking the celebrities who seek millions in funding from us common folk.

Requesting only four thousand-hundred million dollars from their fanbase, Radcliffe and DeHaan promise to deliver a scriptless movie with questionable acting talent and virtually no plot. “This is going to be an entirely improvised film,” emphasized Radcliffe.

The “concept art” movie takes place in Brooklyn, because Brooklyn “is like crazy hot right now” and focuses on the lives of Joey (Radcliffe) and his childhood friend, Captain Animal (DeHaan). Joey has an accent. There is lots of hardcore sex (actual, authentic sex). There is singing. And, as if that’s not enticing enough — for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."

Here's where you can read more about it and watch this no doubt hilarious spoof interview - IF YOU LIVE IN THE US. Because, as usual, MTV videos ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK.

Help make Daniel Radcliffe's sex-filled Kickstarter a reality.

Yep. Have a good time watching that, and laughing your arses off. IN AMERICA.

I hate everything.

E.T.A. WELL LOOKEE HERE :DDDD

Throwing a tantrum totally worked, yay!

Daniel is funny. And Dane is so cute. ENJOY, ALL YOU BRITISH TYPES. We're only 3 days behind the Americans.

Comments

[teas-me.livejournal.com]

OMG I wish there was a way around this so you could see the video.

"My penis demands authenticity!"

[birdsofshore]

You fuckers! You're going to quote funny bits at me in the comments, now, are you?

:DDDD

[notearchiver.livejournal.com]

can't you see it through Youtube? Non-official channels have it up.

[birdsofshore]

I have looked and not found....

I will look again C:

or links appreciated...?

[awickedmemory.livejournal.com]

Fake Kickstarter projects, this is a thing now? XD omg, ahaha.

Cap... Captain... Animal... omg...

"for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."
^ Okay, I'D PAY FOR THAT. :P

[birdsofshore]

I've started saving :DDD I want him to watch TV with me for a whole WEEK.

[who_la_hoop]

lolololol, why is is Dan only having sex with women in this film? Does he know he's disappointing fangirls all over the globe? :D

[birdsofshore]

I know, I was expecting someone to pipe up "AND MEN"

Perhaps he thought he did his bit for slash-lovers lately? He has spoiled us a little.

[vaysh]

He's disappointing Dane DeHaan right beside him on the couch.

[josephinestone.livejournal.com]

Well, there was the "childhood secret" maybe they just "couldn't" show it.

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

MYGOD! I would totally pay 50 dollars to have Alan Rickman watch TV with me for an entire evening.

GodDAMNit, I don't have a TV. Well, shit.

[birdsofshore]

Maybe you could pay Scrabble, or read books together? :D

Actually I would pay $50 to just sit and look at Alan Rickman for half an hour.

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

Oh honey chile.

I have two words for you.

Media Hint

Google it. Install it. Watch Hulu. Listen to Pandora. Be happy.

[birdsofshore]

I have NO IDEA what you are talking about, but it sounds great. And you called me honey chile. I'll take that, definitely.

[eelegantlyeevil.livejournal.com]

This is too cute, I was smiling the entire time (even though there were not naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe smiling all over this thread).

Put me down for 50 dollars to have Alan watch TV with me -- do I have to pay more for the Snape costume?

[birdsofshore]

Yup. It costs a lot more, with the costume:

http://www.cozmictoyz.com/museum-replicas-harry-potter-professor-snape-robe.html

I keep trying to persuade Mr Birds they would be a fabulous investment but he won't play ball, so far...

[raitala.livejournal.com]

Thank you for bringing this to my attention!

Don't you think that Dane looks like Dustmouth's Draco come to life?

[birdsofshore]

You are welcome. I scour the web selflessly looking for slashy nonsense. :DD

Dustmouth's latest Draco is just the tallest, pointiest Draco I have ever seen! I had a kind of Malfoygasm just looking at him.

[capitu]

I'm so happy you are able to see it. I will give your life meaning. Ohh, Dan's accent. wft win all over. Why is he so adorable??? *watches again*

[birdsofshore]

LOL, he is a sweetheart. The authenticity of his penis HAS given my life meaning. And Dane's saucy, smirky mouth has made my day :DD

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

LMAO! That man (Dan) is insane! Very funny, but also scary intense. Dane is just hot. I loved Alan Rickman. *pinches cheek*

Thank you for finding and sharing this gem!

[birdsofshore]

Dan is quite off the wall with his humour sometimes. And Dane is swoony. I wonder what his ankles look like?

Alan Rickman in a strop is always a thing of beauty. This video was made of win, really.

[ellaridell.livejournal.com]

Yay you have made me so happy. Don't tell anyone but I secretly love the way Daniel Radcliffe say penis, must be the accent ;-)

[birdsofshore]

Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. I hope we hear him say penis many many more times in our lives. We deserve it.

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

I'll pay!!

[birdsofshore]

We're having a whipround to see if we can get a Buy One Get One Half Price deal with Benedict Cumberbatch!