Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan pitching a hardcore adult film with Alan Rickman as bait....

[birdsofshore]

... and I can't watch it.

This sounds like something dredged up from the murky waters of my sub-conscious, I know. However then it would probably have Nick Grimshaw and Nicolas Cage in it, as well.

However, this is a REAL THING.

"Pairing up with MTV, “Kill Your Darlings” stars Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan have pitched a fake Kickstarter project, “Snowy River,” mocking the celebrities who seek millions in funding from us common folk.

Requesting only four thousand-hundred million dollars from their fanbase, Radcliffe and DeHaan promise to deliver a scriptless movie with questionable acting talent and virtually no plot. “This is going to be an entirely improvised film,” emphasized Radcliffe.

The “concept art” movie takes place in Brooklyn, because Brooklyn “is like crazy hot right now” and focuses on the lives of Joey (Radcliffe) and his childhood friend, Captain Animal (DeHaan). Joey has an accent. There is lots of hardcore sex (actual, authentic sex). There is singing. And, as if that’s not enticing enough — for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."

Here's where you can read more about it and watch this no doubt hilarious spoof interview - IF YOU LIVE IN THE US. Because, as usual, MTV videos ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK.

Help make Daniel Radcliffe's sex-filled Kickstarter a reality.

Yep. Have a good time watching that, and laughing your arses off. IN AMERICA.

I hate everything.

E.T.A. WELL LOOKEE HERE :DDDD

Throwing a tantrum totally worked, yay!

Daniel is funny. And Dane is so cute. ENJOY, ALL YOU BRITISH TYPES. We're only 3 days behind the Americans.

Comments

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

MYGOD! I would totally pay 50 dollars to have Alan Rickman watch TV with me for an entire evening.

GodDAMNit, I don't have a TV. Well, shit.

[birdsofshore]

Maybe you could pay Scrabble, or read books together? :D

Actually I would pay $50 to just sit and look at Alan Rickman for half an hour.

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

I would most likely pay the $50 for him to sit and read the phone book to me.

[who_la_hoop]

Do you think if you pledged $100 then Colin Firth would come along too? Just asking out of curiosity, you understand.

[birdsofshore]

You want to pay $100 for Alan Rickman and Colin Firth to read the phone book to you? Your perversion knows no bounds!

[who_la_hoop]

$150 if Gary Oldman comes along too. Phone book entirely optional :DDDD

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

To get Colin Firth as well, I might be willing to up it to $101.00.

Oh, and of course, curiosity only. I'm sure you would have no interest in either of these mature British Gentlemen offering to read to you.

[who_la_hoop]

*narrows eyes* I do hope you're not trying to OUTBID ME? :DDD

I have no interest at all in these lovely men reading to me. Especially not both at once. *cough*

[birdsofshore]

Is "reading to me" some sort of euphemism?

[who_la_hoop]

What a dirty mind you have, Birds. Maybe :D

[birdsofshore]

I will go in on this if Mr Cumberbatch becomes involved. In fact, we could get rid of Rickman altogether and just get Benedict to do his Alan Rickman impression :DD

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/13/benedict-cumberbatch-jimmy-fallon_n_4093573.html

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

Priceless.

Now, I want to be all about the RPS, cause I want a fest called "Getting Rickman off". Just think of the possibilities.

[birdsofshore]

Hahahahaa. OMG. We really should do more RPS. It's so wrong but so much fun.

[birdsofshore]

I might buy a tv just in case. And a phone book.

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

I've an extra, phone book that is, actually I've an extra TV as well. I'll bequeath them both to you, free of charge. If you can actually get Alan Rickman to read said phone book.

[birdsofshore]

Leave it with me. A friend of mine once sat on tyhe train near him. I reckon that's as much introduction as I need...

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

You're practically BFF's then. I'm surprised you don't already have a standing date for him to read the Sunday Times to you and yours. Or maybe just you, that might be sharing the family love a bit far.

[birdsofshore]

My friend said he smelt bad! I have chosen to ignore this fact in my subsequent fantasies :DD

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

Yes. This. I've often said he could read me the phone book and I'd need a cigarette afterward.

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

At the least. Might even need 2, not sure 1 would do it.

[birdsofshore]

a cigar and a pizza?

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of cigarette and a chocolate martini, but a pizza would do nicely as well.

[birdsofshore]

What can I say? I'm a cheap date :DD