Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan pitching a hardcore adult film with Alan Rickman as bait....

[birdsofshore]

... and I can't watch it.

This sounds like something dredged up from the murky waters of my sub-conscious, I know. However then it would probably have Nick Grimshaw and Nicolas Cage in it, as well.

However, this is a REAL THING.

"Pairing up with MTV, “Kill Your Darlings” stars Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan have pitched a fake Kickstarter project, “Snowy River,” mocking the celebrities who seek millions in funding from us common folk.

Requesting only four thousand-hundred million dollars from their fanbase, Radcliffe and DeHaan promise to deliver a scriptless movie with questionable acting talent and virtually no plot. “This is going to be an entirely improvised film,” emphasized Radcliffe.

The “concept art” movie takes place in Brooklyn, because Brooklyn “is like crazy hot right now” and focuses on the lives of Joey (Radcliffe) and his childhood friend, Captain Animal (DeHaan). Joey has an accent. There is lots of hardcore sex (actual, authentic sex). There is singing. And, as if that’s not enticing enough — for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."

Here's where you can read more about it and watch this no doubt hilarious spoof interview - IF YOU LIVE IN THE US. Because, as usual, MTV videos ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN THE UK.

Help make Daniel Radcliffe's sex-filled Kickstarter a reality.

Yep. Have a good time watching that, and laughing your arses off. IN AMERICA.

I hate everything.

E.T.A. WELL LOOKEE HERE :DDDD

Throwing a tantrum totally worked, yay!

Daniel is funny. And Dane is so cute. ENJOY, ALL YOU BRITISH TYPES. We're only 3 days behind the Americans.

Comments

[teas-me.livejournal.com]

OMG I wish there was a way around this so you could see the video.

"My penis demands authenticity!"

[birdsofshore]

You fuckers! You're going to quote funny bits at me in the comments, now, are you?

:DDDD

[notearchiver.livejournal.com]

can't you see it through Youtube? Non-official channels have it up.

[awickedmemory.livejournal.com]

Fake Kickstarter projects, this is a thing now? XD omg, ahaha.

Cap... Captain... Animal... omg...

"for donations of $50 or more, droll “Harry Potter” star Alan Rickman will watch TV with you for entire evening."
^ Okay, I'D PAY FOR THAT. :P

[birdsofshore]

I have looked and not found....

I will look again C:

or links appreciated...?

[birdsofshore]

I've started saving :DDD I want him to watch TV with me for a whole WEEK.

[notearchiver.livejournal.com]

I made a post on my journal with the video embedded: http://notearchiver.livejournal.com/27879.html

[birdsofshore]

Thank you, that's hilarious! I'm so happy I could watch it, yay!

[notearchiver.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[who_la_hoop]

lolololol, why is is Dan only having sex with women in this film? Does he know he's disappointing fangirls all over the globe? :D

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

MYGOD! I would totally pay 50 dollars to have Alan Rickman watch TV with me for an entire evening.

GodDAMNit, I don't have a TV. Well, shit.

[birdsofshore]

I know, I was expecting someone to pipe up "AND MEN"

Perhaps he thought he did his bit for slash-lovers lately? He has spoiled us a little.

[birdsofshore]

Maybe you could pay Scrabble, or read books together? :D

Actually I would pay $50 to just sit and look at Alan Rickman for half an hour.

[who_la_hoop]

He's such a sweetie. I regret that I don't fancy him, despite his obvious loveliness. I do feel that, given encouragement, I could fancy Dane though :D

Probably Dan thought it might be a bit cringy to talk about bumming co-stars when he'd just done a gay love story with the chap sitting next to him, arf.

[birdsofshore]

Daniel is adorable, and funny, and (I think) very handsome. But I can't quite 100% fancy him. I can get sort of crushy feelings because he's such a darling, but.... I don't even know.

I HEREBY GIVE YOU ENCOURAGMENT TO FANCY DANE. He is so minxy. And I really like his sleepy expression and the bags under his eyes as if he has been up all night bumming

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

I would most likely pay the $50 for him to sit and read the phone book to me.

[vaysh]

He's disappointing Dane DeHaan right beside him on the couch.

[who_la_hoop]

Maybe he wants to keep their love private. I'd buy that. *cough*

[who_la_hoop]

Do you think if you pledged $100 then Colin Firth would come along too? Just asking out of curiosity, you understand.

[birdsofshore]

You want to pay $100 for Alan Rickman and Colin Firth to read the phone book to you? Your perversion knows no bounds!

[josephinestone.livejournal.com]

Well, there was the "childhood secret" maybe they just "couldn't" show it.

[birdsofshore]

I might buy a tv just in case. And a phone book.

[who_la_hoop]

$150 if Gary Oldman comes along too. Phone book entirely optional :DDDD

[sara-lakali.livejournal.com]

Yes. This. I've often said he could read me the phone book and I'd need a cigarette afterward.

[emansil-12.livejournal.com]

To get Colin Firth as well, I might be willing to up it to $101.00.

Oh, and of course, curiosity only. I'm sure you would have no interest in either of these mature British Gentlemen offering to read to you.