Come and shower Who_la_hoop with great joyous stalkerish affection for her birthday

[birdsofshore]

She has the flu! And needs our love. Please all join with me in singing the following, to the tune of "My Boy Lollipop" (fnarr, I had to get lollipops in somehow). There's a video under the link if you need reminding of how it goes.

Our girl who_la_hoop
You make our hearts go loop-the-loop
You write so good and slashy
You're never ever trashy

Our girl Who_la_hoop
Let's all give a mighty whoop
You write fanfic so dirty
And now you're turning thirty

Our girl Who_la
You make me feel pecul-iar*
Never ever leave fandom
We'd all be sobbing at random

We love you, we love you, we love you so
And we want you to know
We read you, we read you, we read you so
And we'll never let you go

Our girl Who_la_hoop
You teach us all how wizards poop
You set our loins on fire
You make our armpits perspire

Our girl Who_la_hoop
You're tastier than lentil soup
You are my heart's desire
You make me sing Kum-ba-ya**

Our girl Who_la_hoop
To write badfic you'd never stoop
You could never be humdrum
You are our bestest bumchum

HARMONICA SOLO WOOHOO

We love you, we love you, we love you so
And we want you to know
We read you, we read you, we read you so
And we''ll never let you go

Our girl Who_la_hoop
You make me write like a nincompoop
I'll write you all the rubber ducks
I'll write you sweet and kinky fucks

Whoa, our Who_la_hoop
Whoa, our Who_la_hoop

* this totally does rhyme and scan. It does. You just have to say it right.

** ditto

Comments

[wooly-bear.livejournal.com]

Whoops a mighty happy birthday to my new(ish) friend Who_la_hoop!

(And I'm totally in charge of the harmonica solo) :D

[birdsofshore]

Nice work there with the harmonica! I knew we could get this to work!

Now, we need some backing dancers. Maybe about 30 young, oiled, naked backing dancers.

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

I'll throw in for the backing dancers. *raids savings*

[birdsofshore]

Ah, you misunderstood. I was asking for VOLUNTEERS. Thanks for offering! *paints fantasyfiend gold and gives her some feathers to wave*

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

Aw, crap.
*takes shot* *rolls in body glitter* *takes shot*
Okay, I'm ready!

[birdsofshore]

Woohoo!

[geneva2010.livejournal.com]

Happy B-day, darling who_la_hoop!

Great song lyrics!

[birdsofshore]

Yay! Geneva can be a backing dancer too! *rolls geneva in sequins and puts her on a podium*

[fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com]

Brilliant lyrics and all true. *bows before Birds and Who_la*

[birdsofshore]

No bowing! Just dance and play the tambourine ;-D

[daemoncas5.livejournal.com]

hahahhha oh my Mrs. Bird, seemed like you're still obsessed with lollipop!

*fetch a tutu and join the festivities*

HAPPY BUZZZDAY WHO-LA!

[birdsofshore]

I think I will be obsessed with lollipops till the day I die.

Tutus! I might even put my SILVER PARTY TROUSERS on! *tries to fit into them* *fails*

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

I'LL BRING THE DANCING BOYS!

[birdsofshore]

:D This is a brilliant party. Think how good it would be if who_la actually TURNED UP!

[who_la_hoop]

I'm just fashionably late, don't you know! *grin* I have been too busy eating, drinking and coughing, sob to get to LJ, lol.

A POEM. I HAVE MUCH GLEE. You are a very silly and clever person. ♥ ♥ ♥

[birdsofshore]

Hoorah! You managed it. You very poorly thing. I have been thinking about you. So glad you came in time to admire the dancers before the sequins fell off :D

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

If she doesn't, I have dibs on Lambert.

:D

[birdsofshore]

Hmm, I think offerings taken to a party and not consumed are traditionally left behind for the HOST, am I right? ;-)

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT!

XD