You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed

Have you got the Leviosa blues? No ticket to Vegas? Pining for your flist?

Don't mope in a corner, come here and LET ME LOVE YOU!

Comment below and I will roll a die on your behalf. Depending on the roll of the die, you will receive:

1) Compliments about your general loveliness

2) Photo of Justin Trudeau a handsome chap or lady

3) A haiku on a topic of my choosing

4) Poetry inspired by my feelings for you

5) Picspam of a subject of your choosing

6) A fabulous Nic Cage picture

WOW. Pretty amazing, right? Worth staying home for? YES.

Anyone can request some love, whether you are an old friend, a new friend, or maybe you just stumbled across this post while looking for something on the internet and have NO idea who I am?

LET THE LOVING BEGIN. ♥




p.s. feel ABSOLUTELY FREE to steal this and offer love on your own LJ.

I just wanted to tell you that I really love you.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

*cackle*

I was looking at the prompts at Draco's birthday party today and seriously, there are some awesome suggestions there. I can see about a dozen I'd like to write straight away, but I don't have time to sit down and create anything polished. I wondered if anyone wanted to write some comment relay fic, where we each write a little bit of a story until (hopefully) we reach a conclusion? I'd love those prompters to get a little something for their fabulous ideas.

If you like the idea, please jump in and get started. I promise to hop right in and join you, unless it's a kink or pairing I really can't manage.  If you put COLLAB: SIZE KINK, or COLLAB: TIME TRAVEL or whatever, in the subject of your comment, it'll really help others find the fics which are being written collaboratively when they navigate the comments section.

I'll be around for the next few hours off and on, and then this evening for another couple of hours (from about 8 pm BST, I hope). Let's write together. \o/

SUGGESTIONS TO PLAY:

Write as much or as little as you like.

Don't worry about producing something polished, just have fun.

Anyone can join in - even someone who's never written before. Trust me. :)

More than two people can collaborate on the same story. The more, the merrier.

If the story diverges because two people reply at the same time, don't worry, just reply to whichever comment you want.

Maybe try to keep the stories brief so we can tackle as many of these amazing prompts as we can? We could call it collaborative drabbles. CODRABBLATING :D

The prompts are here: COME AND GET THEM...

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!