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Claiming my [livejournal.com profile] hp_crossgenfest fic \o/

Title: Euphoria
Author: [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore
Pairing(s): Draco/Albus Severus, Albus Severus/Scorpius, Draco/Albus Severus/Scorpius *hides face* I'm so sorry.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~22,500
Content/Warnings: Where do I start? It's a 22k PWP. O_O. Serious consent issues, sex under the influence of alcohol and potions, voyeurism, a threesome, jealousy, a little angst, infidelity kink, orgasm delay, powerplay, wanking, really quite a lot of anal sex, kind-of incest, a tiny bit of H/D UST, age disparity 19/45.
Summary: A fire is prickling in the pit of my belly. I feel a little like I'm watching this happening to someone else. Al's sitting there, reeking of another man's sweat and come. He looks miserable and anxious... but also well-fucked. I look at his mussed hair, his bitten lips. I've never wanted him more.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to my wonderful betas, [livejournal.com profile] who_la_hoop and [livejournal.com profile] lumosed_quill, for bravely grappling with 20k of my perverted filth. :D Many thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] capitu, for sterling support from the sidelines, and to [livejournal.com profile] gracerene for being super-flexible with deadlines. ♥

Musings about writing this (feel free to skip) )

Euphoria
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I didn't get mine yet, but, looking at my flist, they are starting to go out RIGHT NOW!

OMG, I am literally quivering with excitement. I can't wait to see who I get; I just want to get down in their sign up and roll around in it.

BUT WHAT IF I GET SOMEONE SCARY? AUUUUUGH, lol.

Oh, this is just too thrilling. I am refreshing my email like an idiot. Have you got yours? Are you waiting? Are you excited? PLEASE come and squee and snivel with me.

And here is some love for the dear [livejournal.com profile] hd_erised mods who spent all week fretting over getting us all the perfect match, and are sending ALL those assignments out, one by one  ♥ ♥ ♥
birdsofshore: (curlew)
Title: Love Thy Neighbour
Author: [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore
Pairing: It's an orgy: various non-specific m/m combinations
Rating: R
Word count: ~1100
Summary: There were definite consolations to living next door to the Potters.
Warnings: Don't get excited by the orgy business - I don't really know what happened here. Voyeurism. Exhibitionism. A complete absence of explicit smut at an orgy. Flangst? Unbetaed. I felt I had to write something for the fest and this was what came out O_o

Written for the Anywhere But the Bed comment fest. Inspired by the Potters' annual back yard barbecue 'verse, as dreamt up by [livejournal.com profile] capitu.
Love Thy Neighbour )
birdsofshore: (curlew)
Title: Clone Wars
Author: [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~2100
Characters: A lucky dip of fandom favourites
Summary: They met in the dingy back room of a shady-looking pub in Knockturn Alley: a Frost Giant, a consulting detective, an Academy Award-winning actor... and a pointy git.
Warnings: Crossover. Unbetaed. One of those ideas you have at 4 am, then wake up and say 'naaaah.' Except I went ahead and wrote it.

A/N: For the delicious [livejournal.com profile] who_la_hoop, on her birthday. I was going to say that this is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever written, but, who am I kidding? This is, without question, the most ridiculous thing I have ever written, inspired by many a conversation with Ms Hoop herself. So, basically, yeah, blame her. :D

Clone Wars )
birdsofshore: (curlew)
I wrote this last night when I couldn't sleep. It has all the literary qualities you would associate with an unbetaed work of fanfiction, written on a phone under the covers late at night, but I hope it will adequately explain my feelings about recent events.

Title: Regrets
Author: [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word count: ~700
Warnings: Affectionate disrespect towards a certain author. The tragic and suspicious disappearance of a major character. Ridiculousness. Sorry. It was cathartic.

Regrets )
birdsofshore: (curlew)
I noticed I was still getting comments on What Potter Wants, so I googled to see if it had been recced somewhere (I had a fic recced on a facebook page once, and I got comments for aaaaaaaages).

Anyway, I found this:

Insane commercial webpage, with my fic on it, with lots of words changed ???!!

Everything else on there looks like boring articles trying to sell you dodgy supplements and whatnot, and then... MY FIC. All mangled to fuck O_o

It seems to have gone through a weird translation process where odd words have been substituted with synonyms. And then, other words have just been substituted with something totally random. IT'S BRILLIANT. It's so much funnier now. In fact, I think I might ask them to do this to ALL my fics :DDD

Here is a sample, to whet your appetite:

Malfoy's handiwork was moving under his robes )

ETA: OMG they have PLENTY of fanfic on there:
http://www.magicpillsonline.com/?s=harry+potter&search=Search
I haven't found any flisters stories on there yet, but I'm still looking....

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE PODFIC, I REPEAT, WE HAVE PODFIC! The amazing [livejournal.com profile] queenie_mab has recorded the garble-ised fic and posted it here on AO3. I cried laughing. CRIED.
birdsofshore: (curlew)


Ugh, I got behind already! This should have come last week, but I got all distracted with Tom Felton and that thing about the Vanishing Cabinets, and who knows what. I'll make THREE POSTS this week instead. Man oh man, I am a slavedriver :D

THREE CRAZY NON-HARRY/DRACO PAIRINGS for you today!

This way to the recs )
birdsofshore: (curlew)
Title: Eidheann's Big Birthday Surprise
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: I can't even.... Where to begin? Erm, extreme silliness. NO REALLY. Consent issues.
Author's note: When I realised it was [livejournal.com profile] eidheann_writes' birthday, I had a good hard think to myself, “What would Eidheann like the most? What would make her happy?” And then I just went and did this instead because it amused me. Sorry about that.

Happy Birthday )

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