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Claiming my hp_crossgenfest fic \o/

Title: Euphoria
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing(s): Draco/Albus Severus, Albus Severus/Scorpius, Draco/Albus Severus/Scorpius *hides face* I'm so sorry.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~22,500
Content/Warnings: Where do I start? It's a 22k PWP. O_O. Serious consent issues, sex under the influence of alcohol and potions, voyeurism, a threesome, jealousy, a little angst, infidelity kink, orgasm delay, powerplay, wanking, really quite a lot of anal sex, kind-of incest, a tiny bit of H/D UST, age disparity 19/45.
Summary: A fire is prickling in the pit of my belly. I feel a little like I'm watching this happening to someone else. Al's sitting there, reeking of another man's sweat and come. He looks miserable and anxious... but also well-fucked. I look at his mussed hair, his bitten lips. I've never wanted him more.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to my wonderful betas, who_la_hoop and lumosed_quill, for bravely grappling with 20k of my perverted filth. :D Many thanks also to capitu, for sterling support from the sidelines, and to gracerene for being super-flexible with deadlines. ♥

( Musings about writing this (feel free to skip) )

Euphoria

Title: Love Thy Neighbour
Author: birdsofshore
Pairing: It's an orgy: various non-specific m/m combinations
Rating: R
Word count: ~1100
Summary: There were definite consolations to living next door to the Potters.
Warnings: Don't get excited by the orgy business - I don't really know what happened here. Voyeurism. Exhibitionism. A complete absence of explicit smut at an orgy. Flangst? Unbetaed. I felt I had to write something for the fest and this was what came out O_o

Written for the Anywhere But the Bed comment fest. Inspired by the Potters' annual back yard barbecue 'verse, as dreamt up by capitu.
( Love Thy Neighbour )

Title: Clone Wars
Author: birdsofshore
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~2100
Characters: A lucky dip of fandom favourites
Summary: They met in the dingy back room of a shady-looking pub in Knockturn Alley: a Frost Giant, a consulting detective, an Academy Award-winning actor... and a pointy git.
Warnings: Crossover. Unbetaed. One of those ideas you have at 4 am, then wake up and say 'naaaah.' Except I went ahead and wrote it.

A/N: For the delicious who_la_hoop, on her birthday. I was going to say that this is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever written, but, who am I kidding? This is, without question, the most ridiculous thing I have ever written, inspired by many a conversation with Ms Hoop herself. So, basically, yeah, blame her. :D

( Clone Wars )

I noticed I was still getting comments on What Potter Wants, so I googled to see if it had been recced somewhere (I had a fic recced on a facebook page once, and I got comments for aaaaaaaages).

Anyway, I found this:

Insane commercial webpage, with my fic on it, with lots of words changed ???!!

Everything else on there looks like boring articles trying to sell you dodgy supplements and whatnot, and then... MY FIC. All mangled to fuck O_o

It seems to have gone through a weird translation process where odd words have been substituted with synonyms. And then, other words have just been substituted with something totally random. IT'S BRILLIANT. It's so much funnier now. In fact, I think I might ask them to do this to ALL my fics :DDD

Here is a sample, to whet your appetite:

( Malfoy's handiwork was moving under his robes )

ETA: OMG they have PLENTY of fanfic on there:
http://www.magicpillsonline.com/?s=harry+potter&search=Search
I haven't found any flisters stories on there yet, but I'm still looking....

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE PODFIC, I REPEAT, WE HAVE PODFIC! The amazing queenie_mab has recorded the garble-ised fic and posted it here on AO3. I cried laughing. CRIED.

If not, look at THIS *gawps*

( PLENTY OF NIC UNDER THE CUT )