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Jun. 27th, 2015 11:04 am- I had a moment of madness and signed up for this:
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hd_fan_fair has such a special place in my heart. It's the first fest I prompted for when I joined fandom - I remember every single one of the pieces that posted for my prompts! ♥ I also wrote my first ever story for it.Please go and have a look at the 125 brilliant prompts. People have been so imaginative and used this year's Pottermore theme to come up with ideas that are exciting, romantic, funny, hot, thrilling, and intriguing. CLAIMING OPENS TOMORROW AT 9 AM EASTERN TIME / 2 PM BST.
Who's staking out the prompts list? Who's tempted? Who's trying reeeeeally hard not to, because they know they shouldn't, but is going to end up frantically scrabbling at the claiming post tomorrow like a crazed beast? :DD
COME HITHER, ALL YOU LOVELY AUTHORS AND ARTISTS
*kidnaps Veela and uses allure to trap unsuspecting passers-by*
Art, art, ART
Jun. 15th, 2015 08:12 pmI'm very excited about the hd_fanart fest returning this summer. \o/
Anyone can leave up to 3 prompts, and I know we have some new artists around at the moment, so I hope you'll all be prompting and signing up like crazy. ♥
In honour of the fanart fest I have ART RECS.
( Recs and things )
Anyone can leave up to 3 prompts, and I know we have some new artists around at the moment, so I hope you'll all be prompting and signing up like crazy. ♥
In honour of the fanart fest I have ART RECS.
( Recs and things )
I was looking at the prompts at Draco's birthday party today and seriously, there are some awesome suggestions there. I can see about a dozen I'd like to write straight away, but I don't have time to sit down and create anything polished. I wondered if anyone wanted to write some comment relay fic, where we each write a little bit of a story until (hopefully) we reach a conclusion? I'd love those prompters to get a little something for their fabulous ideas.
If you like the idea, please jump in and get started. I promise to hop right in and join you, unless it's a kink or pairing I really can't manage. If you put COLLAB: SIZE KINK, or COLLAB: TIME TRAVEL or whatever, in the subject of your comment, it'll really help others find the fics which are being written collaboratively when they navigate the comments section.
I'll be around for the next few hours off and on, and then this evening for another couple of hours (from about 8 pm BST, I hope). Let's write together. \o/
SUGGESTIONS TO PLAY:
Write as much or as little as you like.
Don't worry about producing something polished, just have fun.
Anyone can join in - even someone who's never written before. Trust me. :)
More than two people can collaborate on the same story. The more, the merrier.
If the story diverges because two people reply at the same time, don't worry, just reply to whichever comment you want.
Maybe try to keep the stories brief so we can tackle as many of these amazing prompts as we can? We could call it collaborative drabbles. CODRABBLATING :D
The prompts are here: COME AND GET THEM...
If you like the idea, please jump in and get started. I promise to hop right in and join you, unless it's a kink or pairing I really can't manage. If you put COLLAB: SIZE KINK, or COLLAB: TIME TRAVEL or whatever, in the subject of your comment, it'll really help others find the fics which are being written collaboratively when they navigate the comments section.
I'll be around for the next few hours off and on, and then this evening for another couple of hours (from about 8 pm BST, I hope). Let's write together. \o/
SUGGESTIONS TO PLAY:
Write as much or as little as you like.
Don't worry about producing something polished, just have fun.
Anyone can join in - even someone who's never written before. Trust me. :)
More than two people can collaborate on the same story. The more, the merrier.
If the story diverges because two people reply at the same time, don't worry, just reply to whichever comment you want.
Maybe try to keep the stories brief so we can tackle as many of these amazing prompts as we can? We could call it collaborative drabbles. CODRABBLATING :D
The prompts are here: COME AND GET THEM...
.@m_abs All these people saying they never got their Hogwarts letter: you got the letter. You went to Hogwarts. We were all there together.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 7, 2015*clings to you all like an emotional fool*
Happy Birthday, most beloved of gits <3
Jun. 5th, 2015 05:07 pmThe Draco birthday party at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dracomalfoy is going with a swing. We have tasty prompts of all varieties, and some delicious fills have been posted - do you fancy hand-to-hand combat dripping with UST, or is Draco with his hair in a bun more to your taste? Perhaps you'd prefer blow jobs, crossdressing, daddy!kink, drunken letters, magical wishing candles, medical kink or a hilarious Muggle AU where Harry and Draco get their mobiles mixed up? WE HAVE THEM ALL \o/
art bycatplusfox, banner by capitu
There's plenty of time to pick a prompt and create something to celebrate Draco's birth. All pairings and all kinks / tropes are very welcome.
Then there's the fabuloushd_fan_fair which opens prompting today with their intriguing new Pottermore theme.
Fandom feels bubbling with excitement and creativity at the moment \o/
Lastly, happy birthday to another beloved, but definitely NOT a git:this_bloody_cat. I'm so sorry my brain did not co-operate this week to let me write anything for you. But I'm thinking about you and hoping you have an extremely splendid day. ♥ Thank you for all that you do for fandom: modding, your gorgeous fic and art, all your recs and comments and general loveliness, and may the next 12 months bring you everything you desire. ♥♥
dracomalfoy is going with a swing. We have tasty prompts of all varieties, and some delicious fills have been posted - do you fancy hand-to-hand combat dripping with UST, or is Draco with his hair in a bun more to your taste? Perhaps you'd prefer blow jobs, crossdressing, daddy!kink, drunken letters, magical wishing candles, medical kink or a hilarious Muggle AU where Harry and Draco get their mobiles mixed up? WE HAVE THEM ALL \o/art by
catplusfox, banner by capituThere's plenty of time to pick a prompt and create something to celebrate Draco's birth. All pairings and all kinks / tropes are very welcome.
Then there's the fabulous
hd_fan_fair which opens prompting today with their intriguing new Pottermore theme.Fandom feels bubbling with excitement and creativity at the moment \o/
Lastly, happy birthday to another beloved, but definitely NOT a git:
this_bloody_cat. I'm so sorry my brain did not co-operate this week to let me write anything for you. But I'm thinking about you and hoping you have an extremely splendid day. ♥ Thank you for all that you do for fandom: modding, your gorgeous fic and art, all your recs and comments and general loveliness, and may the next 12 months bring you everything you desire. ♥♥Title: Draco at Nineteen
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~5000
Warnings / Content (slightly spoilery, highlight to view): Mild angst. Time travel. Smut. Slight age disparity: 24/18
Summary: It's the middle of the night and Harry Potter is sitting on my bed looking distinctly weird. I've had some fucked-up dreams in my time, but this takes the biscuit.
A/N: Forsnowgall. Wishing you a very happy birthday, dear! Thank you so much for all that you bring to fandom: your impressive data-wrangling, your lovely thoughtful comments, your continuity skills, and your general enthusiastic presence. I wasn't sure what you'd like best, but a little bird told me 8th year was your favourite, and, well, this is what happened. It turned out more flangsty than I intended, but at least there's smut.
Thank you so much tolumosed_quill for the speedy beta. I fiddled with it a LOT since she tidied everything, so any mistakes are entirely my own doing.
( Draco at Nineteen )
Author:
birdsofshorePairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~5000
Warnings / Content (slightly spoilery, highlight to view): Mild angst. Time travel. Smut. Slight age disparity: 24/18
Summary: It's the middle of the night and Harry Potter is sitting on my bed looking distinctly weird. I've had some fucked-up dreams in my time, but this takes the biscuit.
A/N: For
snowgall. Wishing you a very happy birthday, dear! Thank you so much for all that you bring to fandom: your impressive data-wrangling, your lovely thoughtful comments, your continuity skills, and your general enthusiastic presence. I wasn't sure what you'd like best, but a little bird told me 8th year was your favourite, and, well, this is what happened. It turned out more flangsty than I intended, but at least there's smut.Thank you so much to
lumosed_quill for the speedy beta. I fiddled with it a LOT since she tidied everything, so any mistakes are entirely my own doing.( Draco at Nineteen )
It's almost party time...
Jun. 1st, 2015 09:14 pm
I'm so totally excited about this. \o/ Officially unveiling our very own shiny new com in honour of our beloved pointy git.
( Waffling under the cut )
OK chaps, READ THIS
May. 20th, 2015 09:11 pmI'm absolutely jumping on this broom. I just read 11k of super-good fic and I'm SO IMPRESSED with dicta_contrion and her stellar, smart, bold and funny PWP.
Title: Endowment
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11k
Summary: Potter has got under my skin for far too long, in far too many ways. I fully intend to return the favour.
Basically, Draco has a monster cock and wants to give Harry a good bumming with it. I know. I know. That's enough in itself. But then ELEVEN K OF MASTERFUL SMUT happens, OK?
So happy I'm in this fandom with you fabulous people. ♥ ♥ ♥
In case you miss it in the comments, dicta promised me she would stop writing porn, as it was causing a public health risk:
I really better call it a day with this whole "porn" thing. Strictly G-rated from this point forward.
Well, maybe the occassional hand-holding. PG? PG-13? If they hold hand in the sense that one of them puts his hand inside the other one's bum, is that still safe?
I made the mistake of reading this in a public place and did accidental hooting. :DD
IN OTHER NEWS:
Eclipse, the Starfighter game, is released tomorrow. Good job I have the STRONG WILLPOWER needed to work on writing my collab, instead of pissing my weekend away trying to get shiny slashy men to bum one another...
dicta_contrion and her stellar, smart, bold and funny PWP.Title: Endowment
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11k
Summary: Potter has got under my skin for far too long, in far too many ways. I fully intend to return the favour.
Basically, Draco has a monster cock and wants to give Harry a good bumming with it. I know. I know. That's enough in itself. But then ELEVEN K OF MASTERFUL SMUT happens, OK?
So happy I'm in this fandom with you fabulous people. ♥ ♥ ♥
In case you miss it in the comments, dicta promised me she would stop writing porn, as it was causing a public health risk:
I really better call it a day with this whole "porn" thing. Strictly G-rated from this point forward.
Well, maybe the occassional hand-holding. PG? PG-13? If they hold hand in the sense that one of them puts his hand inside the other one's bum, is that still safe?
I made the mistake of reading this in a public place and did accidental hooting. :DD
IN OTHER NEWS:
Eclipse, the Starfighter game, is released tomorrow. Good job I have the STRONG WILLPOWER needed to work on writing my collab, instead of pissing my weekend away trying to get shiny slashy men to bum one another...
Eddie Red-maybe
May. 17th, 2015 06:53 pmSo, what do we think about Eddie Redmayne apparently being confirmed in the role of Newt Scamander in the Fantastic Beasts film?
If you're not sure who he is, he's a British actor who recently won a lot of awards for his role as Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything.
Personally, I think I'm fairly happy about it.
[Poll #2011357][Poll #2011357]
Is there a different actor you hoped would star in the film? Let me know all of your thoughts in the comments, please!
If you're not sure who he is, he's a British actor who recently won a lot of awards for his role as Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything.
Personally, I think I'm fairly happy about it.
[Poll #2011357][Poll #2011357]
Is there a different actor you hoped would star in the film? Let me know all of your thoughts in the comments, please!
Title: Taking Advantage
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3600
Summary: Malfoy looked so vulnerable, lying there. But Harry would never dream of taking advantage of the situation.
Warnings: PWP, oblivious!Harry, light bondage, possible dub-con, light exhibitionism. It's all pretty light, really.
A/N: Damn and blast livejournal for only giving 2 days notice of a birthday! And damn myself for disorganisation. Please feel free to point out any mistakes contained within.
Divine, delightfuldicta_contrion, I want to wish you the happiest of birthdays. Please excuse this unbetaed and hurried thing. After you gave me the most perfect, 47k present last Christmas, I wanted to give you something beautiful, but *shakes fist at the universe* this will have to do. I remember you saying that you liked it when I went to the silly places and the dirty places. This certainly tries to go there. I hope it might hit a couple of sweet spots and avoid any squicks at the same time.
( Taking Advantage )
Author:
birdsofshorePairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3600
Summary: Malfoy looked so vulnerable, lying there. But Harry would never dream of taking advantage of the situation.
Warnings: PWP, oblivious!Harry, light bondage, possible dub-con, light exhibitionism. It's all pretty light, really.
A/N: Damn and blast livejournal for only giving 2 days notice of a birthday! And damn myself for disorganisation. Please feel free to point out any mistakes contained within.
Divine, delightful
dicta_contrion, I want to wish you the happiest of birthdays. Please excuse this unbetaed and hurried thing. After you gave me the most perfect, 47k present last Christmas, I wanted to give you something beautiful, but *shakes fist at the universe* this will have to do. I remember you saying that you liked it when I went to the silly places and the dirty places. This certainly tries to go there. I hope it might hit a couple of sweet spots and avoid any squicks at the same time.( Taking Advantage )
General nonsense
Mar. 27th, 2015 10:28 pmHappy Friday! I have things to discuss.
( Crazy statistics )
( Weekend plans )
( H/D in Russian )
( Moffat talks slash )
( Crazy statistics )
( Weekend plans )
( H/D in Russian )
( Moffat talks slash )
Title: Albus Alone
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing: Draco / Albus Severus
Word count: ~6200
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Age disparity (43/17). A further 5k of angsty wanking. I'm serious. It might be time for an intervention.
Summary: I've got to stop this. Right now. Today. Forever.
A/N: This is basically allraitala's fault. She's been asking for a 5k wank for quite a long time. Well, here it is, my dear, with 1k of Al's family thrown in at the beginning, which can serve as the fiddly bit of foil you have to unwrap before you can get at the chocolate underneath.
Thank you so much tolumosed_quill and raitala for betaing and ongoing encouragement. Thank you also to snowgall, my wonderful new continuity monitor who is trying to ensure I don't make any more cock ups.
For those of you reading along, I do apologise, and I absolutely promise Draco will be in the next one. And Albus. Draco AND Albus. Together. I swear it.lumosed_quill says she is going to hurt me otherwise.
If you want to catch up, this series started with Unguarded, then, in order, Undone, Scenes from Unguarded, Draco Alone, and this is part 5.
( Albus Alone )
Author:
birdsofshorePairing: Draco / Albus Severus
Word count: ~6200
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Age disparity (43/17). A further 5k of angsty wanking. I'm serious. It might be time for an intervention.
Summary: I've got to stop this. Right now. Today. Forever.
A/N: This is basically all
raitala's fault. She's been asking for a 5k wank for quite a long time. Well, here it is, my dear, with 1k of Al's family thrown in at the beginning, which can serve as the fiddly bit of foil you have to unwrap before you can get at the chocolate underneath.Thank you so much to
lumosed_quill and raitala for betaing and ongoing encouragement. Thank you also to snowgall, my wonderful new continuity monitor For those of you reading along, I do apologise, and I absolutely promise Draco will be in the next one. And Albus. Draco AND Albus. Together. I swear it.
lumosed_quill says she is going to hurt me otherwise.If you want to catch up, this series started with Unguarded, then, in order, Undone, Scenes from Unguarded, Draco Alone, and this is part 5.
( Albus Alone )
I originally posted this last week, but then decided I wanted to make some edits, and took it down quickly. I'm so sorry if you were reading or commenting at the time! I have since got poor raitala to beta her own birthday present, and here it is again (any errors remaining are from me fiddling about). To the kind people who commented already, obviously there is no need to do so again unless you feel a great urge :D
Title: Draco Alone
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing: Draco / Albus Severus
Word Count: ~2k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Draco-centric. Homophobic and slut-shaming slurs. Angsty wanking. AGAIN. All I can write is angsty wanking. UST that is not properly resolved. AGAIN.
Summary: Draco has everything he needs right here. Without question.
A/N: For the very wonderfulraitala, now slightly late for your birthday. I'm still totally writing you that other thing as well, but Draco butted in and wanted a turn. Thank you for the beta job, and a happy birthday to you, with love (and highly appropriate crushy feelings ;)) ♥
This is yet more from the Unguarded verse and is set in the Christmas holidays, following on from the scenes I posted last week.
YES, there will be more of this story coming. Hopefully soon. Thank you so much for all the encouragement to continue. Big thanks also tosnowgall, my new continuity monitor, who is trying to make sure I don't fuck up the details from previous parts when I write a new one.
( Draco Alone )raitala to beta her own birthday present, and here it is again (any errors remaining are from me fiddling about). To the kind people who commented already, obviously there is no need to do so again unless you feel a great urge :DTitle: Draco Alone
Author:
birdsofshorePairing: Draco / Albus Severus
Word Count: ~2k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Draco-centric. Homophobic and slut-shaming slurs. Angsty wanking. AGAIN. All I can write is angsty wanking. UST that is not properly resolved. AGAIN.
Summary: Draco has everything he needs right here. Without question.
A/N: For the very wonderful
raitala, now slightly late for your birthday. I'm still totally writing you that other thing as well, but Draco butted in and wanted a turn. Thank you for the beta job, and a happy birthday to you, with love (and highly appropriate crushy feelings ;)) ♥This is yet more from the Unguarded verse and is set in the Christmas holidays, following on from the scenes I posted last week.
YES, there will be more of this story coming. Hopefully soon. Thank you so much for all the encouragement to continue. Big thanks also to
snowgall, my new continuity monitor, who is trying to make sure I don't fuck up the details from previous parts when I write a new one.Read Unguarded part 5 here
Title: Scenes from the Unguarded universe
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing: Albus Severus / Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings: Completely Albus-centric. Age disparity (43/17). A perplexing lack of actual smut. UST which remains mostly unresolved. Dark Mark kink. Angst. Wanking. Angsty Wanking.
Summary: Albus isn't going to spend any more time thinking about Draco. No, not at all.
A/N: A shamefully late birthday present for the very lovelysophie_french. So sorry it took til now, dear Sophie, but I hope you enjoy it. I got stuck writing this for you and only recently got unstuck! However, finishing this has set off all my Draco/Albus Severus feels again, so more is in the pipeline.
These snippets form part of the Unguarded verse (part 3). The first two are set in between Unguarded and Undone, and the remainder take place after Albus attends the Weasley's party in Undone.
Thank you very much to my betas,lumosed_quill and raitala, for their help in shaping this.
Edited to add: YES, MORE OF THIS STORY IS COMING. Absolutely yes. I am sort of obsessed with this series. I just lack writing time, but, I won't leave it hanging like this for long.
( For Sophie <3 )
Read Unguarded part 4 here
Author:
birdsofshorePairing: Albus Severus / Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~6000
Warnings: Completely Albus-centric. Age disparity (43/17). A perplexing lack of actual smut. UST which remains mostly unresolved. Dark Mark kink. Angst. Wanking. Angsty Wanking.
Summary: Albus isn't going to spend any more time thinking about Draco. No, not at all.
A/N: A shamefully late birthday present for the very lovely
sophie_french. So sorry it took til now, dear Sophie, but I hope you enjoy it. I got stuck writing this for you and only recently got unstuck! However, finishing this has set off all my Draco/Albus Severus feels again, so more is in the pipeline.These snippets form part of the Unguarded verse (part 3). The first two are set in between Unguarded and Undone, and the remainder take place after Albus attends the Weasley's party in Undone.
Thank you very much to my betas,
lumosed_quill and raitala, for their help in shaping this.Edited to add: YES, MORE OF THIS STORY IS COMING. Absolutely yes. I am sort of obsessed with this series. I just lack writing time, but, I won't leave it hanging like this for long.
( For Sophie <3 )
Read Unguarded part 4 here
Fandom united <3
Mar. 2nd, 2015 07:42 pmHere we go - in honour of
hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun
If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.
Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly!
Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥
ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.
How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by
birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥
ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART
Scuba by the lovely
anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/
I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!
Title: Mistakes
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing: Harry / Scorpius
Word count: ~7000
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Age disparity: 46 / 20. Dub-con. Unethical conduct while at work. Epilogue Compliant (!). Basically a 7k PWP.
Summary: Some days it's hard to keep your mind on the job.
A/N: For the very lovelycapitu, in honour of your birthday. I took an enjoyable stroll through your likes list one night before going to sleep, and when I woke up in the morning Harry and Scorpius had been frolicking in my head all night. Look what you made me do, you bad girl!
Thank you very much indeed tolumosed_quill and raitala for looking at this and helping me make it better than it was. I have fiddled quite a bit since then, so the credit for any cock-ups must go to me.
( Mistakes )
Author:
birdsofshorePairing: Harry / Scorpius
Word count: ~7000
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Age disparity: 46 / 20. Dub-con. Unethical conduct while at work. Epilogue Compliant (!). Basically a 7k PWP.
Summary: Some days it's hard to keep your mind on the job.
A/N: For the very lovely
capitu, in honour of your birthday. I took an enjoyable stroll through your likes list one night before going to sleep, and when I woke up in the morning Harry and Scorpius had been frolicking in my head all night. Look what you made me do, you bad girl!Thank you very much indeed to
lumosed_quill and raitala for looking at this and helping me make it better than it was. I have fiddled quite a bit since then, so the credit for any cock-ups must go to me.( Mistakes )
Title: Draco's Terribly Straight First Date
Author:birdsofshore
Pairing(s): It's complicated
Rating: PG? Sorry...
Word count: ~1900
Warnings: Closeted!Draco, dating women!Draco, ridiculousness, pining for Harry, no smut, the frightening potential for epilogue compliance
A/N: For dearest lovelywho_la_hoop, on your birthday. ♥ ♥ This bit of nonsense was inspired by a post you made in your journal which stated: “JKR, I wanted the new Draco stuff released on Pottermore today! *whines* Are we placing bets on what it's going to be, flist? I reckon it'll be about Draco's first date with Astoria, because he's STRAIGHT, you hear? STRAIGHT! :D”
I felt JKR had missed a trick here. So I give you Draco and Astoria's first date, as NOT written by JKR. Many thanks tolumosed_quill for giving this a onceover ♥ (which turned into a twiceover).
( Draco's Terribly Straight First Date )
Author:
birdsofshorePairing(s): It's complicated
Rating: PG? Sorry...
Word count: ~1900
Warnings: Closeted!Draco, dating women!Draco, ridiculousness, pining for Harry, no smut, the frightening potential for epilogue compliance
A/N: For dearest lovely
who_la_hoop, on your birthday. ♥ ♥ This bit of nonsense was inspired by a post you made in your journal which stated: “JKR, I wanted the new Draco stuff released on Pottermore today! *whines* Are we placing bets on what it's going to be, flist? I reckon it'll be about Draco's first date with Astoria, because he's STRAIGHT, you hear? STRAIGHT! :D”I felt JKR had missed a trick here. So I give you Draco and Astoria's first date, as NOT written by JKR. Many thanks to
lumosed_quill for giving this a onceover ♥ (which turned into a twiceover).( Draco's Terribly Straight First Date )
Another super-quick rec
Feb. 16th, 2015 08:37 pmfantasyfiend09 has bowled me over with this delicious little fic in which Draco spies on Harry as he prepares to go skinny dipping... only I'm not entirely sure who surprises who, in the end.Please go and leave her all the love; it's such a divine slice of 8th year H/D - playful, and suggestive, and hot, and sweet, and SASSY!HARRY. It's stolen my heart. It's tiny - will take you only minutes to read - and oh-so-perfect. ♥
Untitled, R, Harry/Draco
I'm really behind with my reading! So sorry! And have not even prompted for smooch yet. /o\ I'm writing things and flailing at things and trying to catch up...
Stop, drop and flail
Feb. 16th, 2015 12:27 pm
By Alekina
I-- I don't know what this is. How-- I-- ? There used to be words, and sentences, and things, and now there's just THIS ART.
It's the hand. Harry's hand, and Draco's wand, and OMG THE TROUSERS, but the HAND, NGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH, I just-- OH GOD WHYYYY, I USED TO HAVE A LIFE AND NOW THIS.
I was good and resisted posting it here full size so that you can all go to tumblr and worship the artist in person. But really I want to wallpaper my house with it. Or just my retinas. I could have it surgically implanted on my retinas, yes?
It has been quite a while since anything got me right in the feels like this, like I'm just FIZZING with H/D and my entire body is just a ball of SLASHY FANGIRL ECSTASY, and it just won't stop.
Draco's arse. It's some form of Dark magic. But the hand, though. *whimper*
