Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

[candamira.livejournal.com]

Intriguing!  :-)

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

What is this about OMG! :3

Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Draco didn't seem to be particularly pleased to come home and find Harry busy with his new hobby. Harry had seen him pull some peculiar faces in his time, but this was something new.

The Slytherin Reunion

[birdsofshore]

It had seemed like such a great idea. A chance to catch up with their old mates from Hogwarts.

Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

Waiting stark naked in the Forbidden Forest at midnight had to be one of the more unusual experiences of his life. And that was without even mentioning the fact he was tied to a tree.

Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

This was it. The chance he'd been waiting for. All he had to do was not fuck it up, and---

Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

The mystery person was late, but Luna felt sure that the date was going to go brilliantly... just as soon as whoever-it-was arrived.

So nice of Harry to set us up. I hope they like beetroot wine, she thought, as the waiter brought a bottle and two glasses.

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[birdsofshore]

They really should have kept Millicent away from the cocktails. She never could handle her drink, but it was a bit early to be dancing on the tables.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Looking at his face, Harry couldn't quite help wondering if he'd gone a bit too far this time. Taking a deep breath, he steeled himself and asked:
"What?"

[josephinestone.livejournal.com]

In hindsight, Draco should have asked a few questions, because Longbottom and Potter were there serving drinks in nothing but their pants. He was dimly aware of someone mentioning a charity.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Draco wrinkled his nose. "What the buggering fuck is this, Potter? And, more to the point - WHAT are you wearing?"

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[lightofdaye]

And double-plus not mentioning the pink shoes he was wearing. That had been Zabini's contribution to this little escapade.

He would have won the bet too if it hadn't been for that idiot Longbottom getting in the way.

[birdsofshore]

The evening was turning out to be full of surprises. It looked like Longbottom had kept the sword of Gryffindor as a souvenir and stashed it in his pants. As for Potter...

Draco definitely needed another drink.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[lightofdaye]

she swept towards him down the corridor. Long hair whipping out behind her as she strode along, feirce, commanding.

He opening his mouth to speak and felt his ears go read as the words tried their very hardest to stick in his throat.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

(OMG, ABSOLUTE PINK SHOE LOVE)

It was bloody cold out here. How long before someone came to untie him. How long before--

What was that noise in the bushes?

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

"I- I- Hello. I was just wondering. Would you, I mean, probably NOT, but I thought, maybe, you might like to--?"

Something seemed to shrivel inside him and Ron shook his head. "No. No, of course you wouldn't. Sorry. Stupid idea really."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[capitu]

"You mean... this isn't what you had in mind?" Harry was so sure he had read all the 'clues' Draco hand 'hinted' here and there. He looked at himself and groaned.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[idikehaine.livejournal.com]

Harry flushed and turned aroung, arse whigling as he did. ''What? You don't like it? Its the newest fashion according to The Tweens Trans Times.I thought you'd be glad I'd give for once attrention to style.''

[birdsofshore]

Come and plaaaaaaay <3

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

In fact, there seemed to be a feeling of anticipation going through the room. Just as Draco was about to ask Pansy what was going on, the room hushed and a spotlight hit the stage set along one side of the room.

[birdsofshore]

Come and be foolish with me <3

[idikehaine.livejournal.com]

Or maybe he needed Potter. Potter with a drink. Slurping a mojito of Potter's nipples. Potter's juice...

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Good lord Potter, no," Draco groaned. "When I said 'a nice suit' I meant something a bit more formal and a bit less...SCUBA. Did you really think this was some sort of secret fantasy?"

LOVE THIS SO MUCH BIRDS YOU ARE BRILLIANT

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Harry swallowed hard. "You don't like it?" He looked down at his body, clad in skin-tight, shiny black neoprene. "Oh."

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[idikehaine.livejournal.com]

''Nice shoes, Malfoy.'' came a deep husky voice, a voice he knew all too well. ''They'll go great to the orange tie and golden nipple clamps.''