Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Draco wrinkled his nose. "What the buggering fuck is this, Potter? And, more to the point - WHAT are you wearing?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[capitu]

"You mean... this isn't what you had in mind?" Harry was so sure he had read all the 'clues' Draco hand 'hinted' here and there. He looked at himself and groaned.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Good lord Potter, no," Draco groaned. "When I said 'a nice suit' I meant something a bit more formal and a bit less...SCUBA. Did you really think this was some sort of secret fantasy?"

LOVE THIS SO MUCH BIRDS YOU ARE BRILLIANT

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Harry swallowed hard. "You don't like it?" He looked down at his body, clad in skin-tight, shiny black neoprene. "Oh."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Feeling stupid, Harry started pulling down the zipper of his suit. He couldn't get rid of the stupid thing quickly enough. He risked a glance up at Draco and froze, suit gaping open to his navel.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Draco's perplexed revulsion had been replaced with a different sort of expression. One that spoke of, well...Harry wasn't quite sure what to call it.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

It reminded him a little bit of the time that Draco had come home early and found Harry tied to the bed. He'd been practising release spells -- for use at work, of course -- and had got into a bit of bother.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

That particular afternoon had been quite... interesting. Harry's stomach felt all fluttery just thinking about it. Harry bit his lower lip and lowered his zipper an inch or so more.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

He had to hide a smile as Draco's voice grew considerably more alarmed. "Potter? What do you think you're -"

"Shhhh," Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors. He took Draco's hand in his. "Let me show you."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

(flippers smacking sensuously - OK, I'm seriously good for nothing, now. My fingers have gone all wobbly from laughing)

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Omg, sensous flippers! LOLOL XDXD
This was so brilliant I had to make an art tribute. Hope you don't mind!

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Draco's gaze took on a particular avidity. Harry let his own eyes get very wide.

"I think it's stuck."

"What?"

"The zip. I want to take it off - you're right, of course, it was quite ridiculous of me - but it seems to be jammed, or something..."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Draco sighed. 'Of cóurse it's stuck. Why don't you ever remember to shave your trail. With the lengths you're sporting there, I tend to get stuck, too, you know. Here, let me help you.'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[capitu]

Harry gulped. It's just that... he looked down again. Black, tight suit. It made sense in Harry's mind. He bit his lip and under Draco's gaze he felt suddenly shy. He cupped his crotch.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Draco raised an eyebrow. "If you think drawing my attention towards your cock will distract from a fashion disaster that is, even by your standards, atrocious, you've got another thing coming."

Harry tried for a weak smile and palmed his crotch again. "Exactly?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*HAHAHAHA THIS*

'No Potter, my cock lost it's appetite and the only thing coming is blindness from this barbaric use of ... ah, Potter, what are you doing?'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"The woman in the shop was very specific. We have to make sure the suit fits snugly if it's going to work."

"Work?" Draco's eyes bugged out. "Work for what, exactly?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'Well, she didn't exactly tell me, but the shop's name mentioned something with water sports, and since you said you wanted to try everything... although I'm not sure what the suit has to do with it, but she ensured me this was part of the basics and a good one for beginners. So...'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"I told you that and you went out and found the first suit that would cover your entire body?"

The hurt in Draco's voice left Harry confused and concerned. "She said it was the thing to wear."

"I don't know how Muggles do it, but if you found the idea so repugnant, you needn't have bothered."

"But she said, if we're going to be in the water for a long time, especially if we're going to be at it for a while and have our faces involved - and you said you wanted that, I know you did - then we needed to take the proper precautions." He raised one shoulder in a squeaky, neoprene-covered shrug. "The Manor has a pool and everything. I thought it's what you wanted."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*HAHAHA OMG can't stop laughing over this*

Draco could only stare, so Harry bravely carried on. 'She said the advantage of this scuba thing is you don't have to hold your breath. Snd I know I can make you come in a whip when you're ehh, when I'm making work of it, but I'd like to enjoy it too, and I'm afraid I'll pass out when I have to take care of you while also holding my breath. So.'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[idikehaine.livejournal.com]

Harry flushed and turned aroung, arse whigling as he did. ''What? You don't like it? Its the newest fashion according to The Tweens Trans Times.I thought you'd be glad I'd give for once attrention to style.''

Re: Harry's new hobby

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

Harry suddenly stepped back as he had been distracted by a noise from the floo. A familiar voice shouted "Bloody hell!"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

(ahehehehehe!)

"Hahahahahaha! Ron!" Harry tried to ignore the bone-deep mortification sweeping over him and plaster a happy smile onto his face. "Great timing, mate. We were just-- we were-- I'll go and put the kettle on, and Draco can explain."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

Draco turned a murderous look on his boyfriend and said "Oh no, Potter. You started this, you get to explain it and I'll make the tea."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Harry sighed, watching Draco's back as he disappeared into the kitchen. What was the point in having such an articulate boyfriend when he turned tail and ran at the first sign of trouble?

"Well," he began, "you see, the thing is I ran into Luna a few days ago..."