Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Harry's new hobby

[capitu]

Harry gulped. It's just that... he looked down again. Black, tight suit. It made sense in Harry's mind. He bit his lip and under Draco's gaze he felt suddenly shy. He cupped his crotch.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Draco raised an eyebrow. "If you think drawing my attention towards your cock will distract from a fashion disaster that is, even by your standards, atrocious, you've got another thing coming."

Harry tried for a weak smile and palmed his crotch again. "Exactly?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*HAHAHAHA THIS*

'No Potter, my cock lost it's appetite and the only thing coming is blindness from this barbaric use of ... ah, Potter, what are you doing?'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"The woman in the shop was very specific. We have to make sure the suit fits snugly if it's going to work."

"Work?" Draco's eyes bugged out. "Work for what, exactly?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'Well, she didn't exactly tell me, but the shop's name mentioned something with water sports, and since you said you wanted to try everything... although I'm not sure what the suit has to do with it, but she ensured me this was part of the basics and a good one for beginners. So...'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"I told you that and you went out and found the first suit that would cover your entire body?"

The hurt in Draco's voice left Harry confused and concerned. "She said it was the thing to wear."

"I don't know how Muggles do it, but if you found the idea so repugnant, you needn't have bothered."

"But she said, if we're going to be in the water for a long time, especially if we're going to be at it for a while and have our faces involved - and you said you wanted that, I know you did - then we needed to take the proper precautions." He raised one shoulder in a squeaky, neoprene-covered shrug. "The Manor has a pool and everything. I thought it's what you wanted."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*HAHAHA OMG can't stop laughing over this*

Draco could only stare, so Harry bravely carried on. 'She said the advantage of this scuba thing is you don't have to hold your breath. Snd I know I can make you come in a whip when you're ehh, when I'm making work of it, but I'd like to enjoy it too, and I'm afraid I'll pass out when I have to take care of you while also holding my breath. So.'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Take care of me? And how exactly are you going to do that with that thing in your mouth?"

"In the pool," Harry replied, looking far too surprised at the question.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'The shop lady said you can blow through this thing, so there's that covered. Especially when we're all wet. She said it's very suitable for deep-throating.'
Draco narrowed his eyes suspiciously. 'Did she really say that, now.'
'Well, she said something like deep diving, but I guess that's the jargon of the more experienced. Now, don't you want to go and try?'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Why, Potter," Draco smirked, "Now that you mention it..." He gave Harry a dangerously mischievous once over and turned, leading the way to the Manor's swimming pool.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Harry suddenly felt a bit less sure about heading to the swimming pool, but he nonetheless fumbled his zipper up again and tried to create a more suiting atmosphere by walking as provocative as his flippers let him. Luckily he had practiced this in his bedroom before he went, or he would've surely fallen over. They walked to the pool, lying quiet and glistening in the light of the moon. The silhouettes of a few sunbeds were standing out, and the magically enhanced pool smelled like the sea, salty and fresh.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Well, Potter," Draco smirked. "Ready to see your deep diving techniques."

"In the pool?" Confusion crossed Harry's face. "You didn't mention that bit. The pissing I understand, and the deep-throating, obviously. But the pool? Where did that come from?"