Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

The mystery person was late, but Luna felt sure that the date was going to go brilliantly... just as soon as whoever-it-was arrived.

So nice of Harry to set us up. I hope they like beetroot wine, she thought, as the waiter brought a bottle and two glasses.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

She inspected the bottle and nodded in agreement. The restaurant was cosy, the beetroot wine was of a particular good year, and she had polished her lucky necklace with kneazle molars just this evening, so they matched her dress.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[amorette.livejournal.com]

"Are you serious?" said a snarky voice.

Luna looked up and saw...

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

An unhappy-looking Draco Malfoy, carrying a not-amused-looking portrait of Snape. 'I know the Ministry of Magic thinks you should do ridiculous things for your community service, like a dating service for people who died single and unhappy, but I don't even like beetroot wine. And are those kneazle molars?'

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

I hope it's someone Harry knows from work, she thought happily. I do love a uniform. Or, maybe someone he plays Quidditch with on Sundays?

She smiled mistily at the thought of long, muscled legs on a broomstick.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[lightofdaye]

When the date arrived, it turn out to be quite a surprise.

Ginny Weasley twirled a lock of red hair around nervously around her finger as she settled into the chair, her eyes darting around as if she expected to see everyone she knew gawking at them.

Luna just smiled at her. What a pleasant surprise! She thought A quidditch player with a uniform. Just like she hoped for.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

Ginny frowned. "Can you smell beetroot?"

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[lightofdaye]

"oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!" a voice said behind her and Luna heard the pitter patter of anxious feet hurrying towards her. "I am so sorry! I feel so stupid i set my watch forward half an hour so i wouldn't be let. But I realise now I'd already set it back two hours to be in time with the hurdly-ruddle migration last week."

An anxious young man dropped into the seat opposite to her. Gazing at her with wide brown eyes, he had shaggy auburn hair flecked with dirts and odd bits of moss, was barely an inch taller of her and reminded her strong of a picture on the back of a school textbook...