Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

*omg, omg, LOLOL*

Draco felt his nipples spontaneously tighten in- in- alarm. He was pretty sure it was alarm.

"You may feel a slight sting," said Potter, and the bastard actually had the nerve to twirl his moustache at Draco.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*hahaha NOOO, the moustache!!*

Wait, when did Potter had time to grow a moustache? But Draco didn't have the time to think that over, as two callused fingers softly pinched his nipple and rolled it between their tips. Draco let out a small sigh, but it became a coughing fit when he heard the unmistakeable sound of a clamp clipping open...

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

(I just have to leave this here as divine inspiration, and for the edification of anyone thinking WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?:



It stung. Oh, my, fucking god, it stung. The clamp gripped cruelly around his tender flesh, but he wasn't going to give Potter the satisfaction of reacting, no, he was going to remain completely unmoved, dignified, and--

"NNNNNNNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHH," came the groan, loud and clear, from between his traitorous lips.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*Yes thank you for the inspiration! I feel the squirrel is going to make an appearance as well...*

Draco felt himself flush bright red, but Potter only showed a hint of a smile and pinched his moustache.
'You should see yourself Malfoy, with the matching shoes and clamp.. Such a shame your arse is so pale, maybe we can make it matching, too...'

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

Draco squirmed as hot, steady fingers trailed across the goosebumps on his backside. "Really, Potter. This is going too far. Unclamp me now, and we can forget all about this whole incident."

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Potter laughed softly and instead let his hands trail from Draco's back to his flat abdomen, along his ribs and to his nipples. He gently circled his fingers around Draco's clamped nipple, before he pinched the clamp and tugged, sending thrills of pain, and, to Draco's horror, arousal, all the way up his spine. Gooseflesh broke all over his now dampening skin and before he could stop it, he moaned again.

(Bebé, I really have to go right now, but if this story isn't finished, I'd love to finish this another time as a collaboration. After all, Draco's arse is still pale and the squirrel (maybe Blaise in Animagus form? Muha) should really make an appearance as well. Thank you for hosting this really amusing thing! <3)

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

(*snort at Blaise as a squirrel animagus" You're most welcome! Thank you so much for playing. I have to go to bed now too - I'm sort of hoping someone will pick up the thread and run with it, and we'll wake up in the morning to a delicious, naughty, completed fic <3)

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

And then Potter's fingers were gone.

Draco's head snapped up, his eyes springing wide open. "Why did you stop?" he asked, squinting as he tried to find Potter in the darkness around him.

"There was a squirrel just a moment ago. Right there."

"Of course there was a squirrel, Potter." Draco resisted the urge to roll his eyes. It was always like this with Potter; so quick to get Draco naked, but so easily distracted. "We're in a bloody forest."

"Shh," Potter hissed. "You'll frighten it. I think it's still around somewhere."

"Don't shush me!"

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Potter turned his head to Draco again, and his eyes darkened. 'You're hardly in the position to tell me what to do, Malfoy.' He eyed the rim of his sombrero and picked another pink clamp, letting it close with a sharp snap. It sounded obscenely loud in the quiet forest. 'Look how pretty the pink looks on you. I think we should add some symmetry.' He gave a soft tug to the clamp already in place, then circled his fingers around Draco's other nipple, already hard with the cool night air and the adrenaline surging through his body. Potter rolled it between his fingertips, then pulled gently and placed the clamp around Draco's other nipple. He stepped back and looked at him, and Draco saw something ignite in those dark eyes.