Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

"Somewhere a little more... private, then?"

Her eyes flashed a challenge. A challenge that Ron knew he had to rise to.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(Ack, sorry, I had edited it just a second ago. Will stop doing that lol)


"What are you two talking about?" Hermione asked, looking between them suspiciously.

"Oh, nothing," Pansy said. "Weasley was just telling me about a new spell he learned in Charms. Have you heard of it? It's called the Gryndelow Grind."

"Oh?" Hermione turned to Ron.

He never before wanted to get to Potions so badly.

"I know a good spell, too," Hermione said. "It's called the Foot To Balls Charm. It can be performed wandlessly, which I find very convenient."

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, don't worry this is awesome! I think that's actually a perfect place to end it :DDD)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(Noooooo cannot end!)


"Oh yeah?" Ron asked. "Well what about that other one, the Mind Your Own Business Hex?"

Pansy sighed. "If you two are going to be boring, I think I'll leave you to it and get to Potions." She turned on her heel and walked away.

"Damn it, Hermione! Why did you have to butt your head in and ruin everything!"

Hermione's jaw fell open, as if he had just smacked her. "Ron, how could you be flirting with Pansy Parkinson, of all people? You know how she treated Harry in seventh year! If it were up to her, Harry would have been Nagini's dinner that night."

Ron waved his hand. "Harry's over it. He's banging Malfoy now, he doesn't care."

"Well, that's besides the point. She's horrible. And you should be ashamed of yourself." Hermione turned and stomped down the hall as well.

Ron sighed. He was never going to ask Pansy out. One thing or another had to get in the way.

He realized the hallway was suddenly lacking in students.

Damn! Now he was late for Potions! He took off at a run.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(oh, god, Ron, I love you! I really cannot add anything to this, it's too perfect! Carry it on, though. Too funny \o/)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(I think I'm done now as well LOL)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

THE END

New title: How Ron Got Detention

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(*SQUEEEEEE!* Loved it! And you are awesome at wrapping up a story - it's the bit I always suck at the most. So pleased we actually got a finished fic out of this nonsensical idea \o/)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

All the finished ones should go in a masterlist! Omg this is so great! I love reading them all:)


And thank you!!! :D lol