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I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of [livejournal.com profile] hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore, [livejournal.com profile] lightofdaye, [livejournal.com profile] cabinetcaligari, and [livejournal.com profile] amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by [livejournal.com profile] anemonen, [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore, [livejournal.com profile] capitu, [livejournal.com profile] dicta_contrion, [livejournal.com profile] praevarus, and [livejournal.com profile] cabinetcaligari, but especially for [livejournal.com profile] dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!
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Date: 2015-03-02 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com
OMG I WANT TO BUT NOW I'M TOO BUSY READING ALL THE GORGEOUSNESS *madly trying to catch up*

Date: 2015-03-02 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com
While Draco was being busy eyeing Harry, he didn't saw Pansy glancing in his direction, talking to a particularly muscled man in the crowd, and pushing some money in his hand. The man nodded, laughed and disappeared in the crowd.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

Date: 2015-03-02 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com
With horror, he saw an ink-black mop of hair appearing from between the bushes, crowned with a large sombrero. The mop of hair made his way through the shrubbery, and the sombrero seemed to have mated with a wind chime somewhere in the past, for there were hanging bells from it, chiming as it swayed.

Re: Harry's new hobby

Date: 2015-03-02 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anemonen.livejournal.com
Feeling stupid, Harry started pulling down the zipper of his suit. He couldn't get rid of the stupid thing quickly enough. He risked a glance up at Draco and froze, suit gaping open to his navel.

Re: Harry's new hobby

Date: 2015-03-02 08:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] capitu
Harry gulped. It's just that... he looked down again. Black, tight suit. It made sense in Harry's mind. He bit his lip and under Draco's gaze he felt suddenly shy. He cupped his crotch.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

Date: 2015-03-02 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idikehaine.livejournal.com
''I see you are also awaiting the Easter Bunny. Pity for you, I was here first. I will get all his eggs.''
Edited Date: 2015-03-02 08:55 pm (UTC)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

Date: 2015-03-02 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com
She smiled sweetly at him. 'No Ron, I think you're totally right. You know, there is no better moment than to collect Umgubular Slashkilters, than the moment the centaurs have their period.' Her radish earrings dangled in the shine of the full moon, and Ron's heart jumped a little.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

Date: 2015-03-02 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com
She inspected the bottle and nodded in agreement. The restaurant was cosy, the beetroot wine was of a particular good year, and she had polished her lucky necklace with kneazle molars just this evening, so they matched her dress.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

Date: 2015-03-02 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amorette.livejournal.com
"Would you spit it out, Weasley?" Pansy said with a roll of her eyes. She had impossibly long lashes. "I don't have all day," she continued with a huff. "Potions starts in two minutes."

"Oh, I'm heading that way myself." Ron felt like a loon, grinning hard like that. "I'll walk you!"

Pansy ...
Edited Date: 2015-03-02 09:00 pm (UTC)

Re: Luna's Blind Date

Date: 2015-03-02 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amorette.livejournal.com
"Are you serious?" said a snarky voice.

Luna looked up and saw...

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

Date: 2015-03-02 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com
The mop of hair rounded the shrubbery, and the chimes made a soft but threatening sound. Draco felt all his neck hears stand on edge, as a cool breeze whiffled over his arsecheeks and he tried not to pay too much attention to the fact that he was tied to a tree, wore nothing but pink sneakers, and the Walking Sombrero actually didn't have bells hanging down from its fringe, but something that looked a frightening lot like nipple clamps in all colours of the rainbow...

Re: Harry's new hobby

Date: 2015-03-02 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dicta-contrion.livejournal.com
Draco's perplexed revulsion had been replaced with a different sort of expression. One that spoke of, well...Harry wasn't quite sure what to call it.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

Date: 2015-03-02 09:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
"oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!" a voice said behind her and Luna heard the pitter patter of anxious feet hurrying towards her. "I am so sorry! I feel so stupid i set my watch forward half an hour so i wouldn't be let. But I realise now I'd already set it back two hours to be in time with the hurdly-ruddle migration last week."

An anxious young man dropped into the seat opposite to her. Gazing at her with wide brown eyes, he had shaggy auburn hair flecked with dirts and odd bits of moss, was barely an inch taller of her and reminded her strong of a picture on the back of a school textbook...

Re: Harry's new hobby

Date: 2015-03-02 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dicta-contrion.livejournal.com
Draco raised an eyebrow. "If you think drawing my attention towards your cock will distract from a fashion disaster that is, even by your standards, atrocious, you've got another thing coming."

Harry tried for a weak smile and palmed his crotch again. "Exactly?"

Re: Ron's Big Moment

Date: 2015-03-02 09:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
"wonderful!" said Luna sounding for all the world like his agreement had been confident, knowledgeable and whole hearted.

"of course though, you must change before we go. They don't like the fabric these robes are made out of..."

Re: Ron's Big Moment

Date: 2015-03-02 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com
'Here', she said, and gave him a large box with something inside that Ron thought, if he hadn't known better, contained something disgusting like ... like centaur placenta. 'What's that?' he asked. 'Why of course, that's centaur placenta. Have you never caught Hungbarreling Kiltslashers before?'

Re: Ron's Big Moment

Date: 2015-03-02 09:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lightofdaye
He was so busy thinking, he was forgetting to keep up. And Pansy steamed ahead. Crowds seeming to part before her.

"If you don't keep up, I'll start worrying where you're looking." Pansy said sharply.

But she put an extra sway in her step as she said it.
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