Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

OMG I WANT TO BUT NOW I'M TOO BUSY READING ALL THE GORGEOUSNESS *madly trying to catch up*

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

While Draco was being busy eyeing Harry, he didn't saw Pansy glancing in his direction, talking to a particularly muscled man in the crowd, and pushing some money in his hand. The man nodded, laughed and disappeared in the crowd.

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[birdsofshore]

Draco sat up straight in his chair. A saxophone played a few sultry notes and then a lone figure walked onto the stage.

Merlin.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

With horror, he saw an ink-black mop of hair appearing from between the bushes, crowned with a large sombrero. The mop of hair made his way through the shrubbery, and the sombrero seemed to have mated with a wind chime somewhere in the past, for there were hanging bells from it, chiming as it swayed.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

Shit. Maybe he could pretend he hadn't heard. Maybe he could just, act natural. After all, there could easily be a perfectly innocent explanation for the whole situation...

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

(omg ACTUALLY DYING)

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Feeling stupid, Harry started pulling down the zipper of his suit. He couldn't get rid of the stupid thing quickly enough. He risked a glance up at Draco and froze, suit gaping open to his navel.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[capitu]

Harry gulped. It's just that... he looked down again. Black, tight suit. It made sense in Harry's mind. He bit his lip and under Draco's gaze he felt suddenly shy. He cupped his crotch.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[idikehaine.livejournal.com]

''I see you are also awaiting the Easter Bunny. Pity for you, I was here first. I will get all his eggs.''

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

She smiled sweetly at him. 'No Ron, I think you're totally right. You know, there is no better moment than to collect Umgubular Slashkilters, than the moment the centaurs have their period.' Her radish earrings dangled in the shine of the full moon, and Ron's heart jumped a little.

[birdsofshore]

\o/ It'll be even funner with you!

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

She inspected the bottle and nodded in agreement. The restaurant was cosy, the beetroot wine was of a particular good year, and she had polished her lucky necklace with kneazle molars just this evening, so they matched her dress.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

"Would you spit it out, Weasley?" Pansy said with a roll of her eyes. She had impossibly long lashes. "I don't have all day," she continued with a huff. "Potions starts in two minutes."

"Oh, I'm heading that way myself." Ron felt like a loon, grinning hard like that. "I'll walk you!"

Pansy ...

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

He hadn't understood a bloody word that she'd said, but he didn't care. "You think I'm right? Really?" He stood a little taller and adjusted his robes so they hung straight. "Umbuggering Slashers, you say? Well, yes. Of course."

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[amorette.livejournal.com]

"Are you serious?" said a snarky voice.

Luna looked up and saw...

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

I hope it's someone Harry knows from work, she thought happily. I do love a uniform. Or, maybe someone he plays Quidditch with on Sundays?

She smiled mistily at the thought of long, muscled legs on a broomstick.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

The mop of hair rounded the shrubbery, and the chimes made a soft but threatening sound. Draco felt all his neck hears stand on edge, as a cool breeze whiffled over his arsecheeks and he tried not to pay too much attention to the fact that he was tied to a tree, wore nothing but pink sneakers, and the Walking Sombrero actually didn't have bells hanging down from its fringe, but something that looked a frightening lot like nipple clamps in all colours of the rainbow...

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Draco's perplexed revulsion had been replaced with a different sort of expression. One that spoke of, well...Harry wasn't quite sure what to call it.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[lightofdaye]

"oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!" a voice said behind her and Luna heard the pitter patter of anxious feet hurrying towards her. "I am so sorry! I feel so stupid i set my watch forward half an hour so i wouldn't be let. But I realise now I'd already set it back two hours to be in time with the hurdly-ruddle migration last week."

An anxious young man dropped into the seat opposite to her. Gazing at her with wide brown eyes, he had shaggy auburn hair flecked with dirts and odd bits of moss, was barely an inch taller of her and reminded her strong of a picture on the back of a school textbook...

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

Don't fuck it up, don't fuck it up, Ron silently chanted with every step.

He wished he could stop thinking about what Harry had told him about Slytherins being absolute demons in the sack.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Draco raised an eyebrow. "If you think drawing my attention towards your cock will distract from a fashion disaster that is, even by your standards, atrocious, you've got another thing coming."

Harry tried for a weak smile and palmed his crotch again. "Exactly?"

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[lightofdaye]

"wonderful!" said Luna sounding for all the world like his agreement had been confident, knowledgeable and whole hearted.

"of course though, you must change before we go. They don't like the fabric these robes are made out of..."

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'Here', she said, and gave him a large box with something inside that Ron thought, if he hadn't known better, contained something disgusting like ... like centaur placenta. 'What's that?' he asked. 'Why of course, that's centaur placenta. Have you never caught Hungbarreling Kiltslashers before?'

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[lightofdaye]

He was so busy thinking, he was forgetting to keep up. And Pansy steamed ahead. Crowds seeming to part before her.

"If you don't keep up, I'll start worrying where you're looking." Pansy said sharply.

But she put an extra sway in her step as she said it.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

It reminded him a little bit of the time that Draco had come home early and found Harry tied to the bed. He'd been practising release spells -- for use at work, of course -- and had got into a bit of bother.