It's for science

[birdsofshore]

I'm spending a happy hour going through the fab fics and graphics at the love fest , and trying to write a Luna thing for it, but I just wanted to tell you all that I spent two and a half hours this afternoon studying the anatomy of Mr. Thomas Hiddleston at the Donmar Theatre, and I am fully prepared to answer any and all questions you may have on the subject of his body acting. I was in the front row of the circle and there was naked flesh and a shower scene and all sorts.



I know, I am very soft-hearted. It was a tough job, but I did it all for you.

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[birdsofshore]

I realised I had neglected to give a full answer here, so I kindly decided to gift you with another dose of my perverted recollections poetic reminiscences.

First of all, the backs of the knees were mighty fine. His legs are really rather superb. He was wearing a rather thin nightshirt and there was a lot of leg on show, and plenty more revealed via bending over, and the opacity of the material under the lights. The legs appeared to be impeccable all the way to the top. I didn't really hear a lot of those speeches, put it that way.

His ankles were of a very high standard, but the calves sort of eclipsed them. A man in a long shirt, with bare feet and distinctly perfect fucking calves peeking out, covered in pale, fuzzy-looking hair... does it get any better? OH, YES, I FORGOT, IT DOES, because when he got changed after the nightshirt scene, he was wearing different trousers and there really did not seem to be enough room in them for his genitalia. Which looked to be on the generous side. Ok, I lie, which looked to be on the HELLO, AM I DREAMING side.

Hipbones? *waves hand airily*, god, I can't even remember if there were hipbones. There was skinny jeans and a half-naked, writhing grunting shower with water droplets THAT HAD TOUCHED HIS BODY FLYING AROUND THE AUDITORIUM, and he SPOKE and MOVED and LOOKED ME IN THE EYE and KISSED MEN and DID SWORD FIGHTING and SNUGGLED HIS WIFE and he really is too dangerously attractive to be allowed out.

I'm on a roll here, so if you want more details, speak up :D

[firethesound]

"he was wearing different trousers and there really did not seem to be enough room in them for his genitalia."

I would like to find who was in charge of costuming and shake their hand.