Birdsofshore's master list

[birdsofshore]

All pairings are Harry/Draco, unless stated otherwise. Sorted by length, and from newest to oldest. I usually write romance, smut and humour, but there is the odd aberration in there, so please heed any warnings!

If anyone would like to make art of anything that I've written I would be DELIGHTED. Ditto, podfics or remixes or whatever you like. Please just let me know, and link back to the original, thank you!

Thank you for looking ♥


Shorter fics (under 10k)

A Divine Intemperance (~4800 words, NC-17)
I like to watch. Sweet Merlin, do I like to watch. And, let's not be coy, I like to wank while I'm watching. That's kind of the point, don't you think? Written for 2014 hp_kinkfest.

Be Prepared (~3600 words, NC-17)
Draco was just trying to have a quiet bath. Now Potter has some explaining to do. Warnings: consent issues, but really, everyone has a great time. Written for the dracotops_harry fest, 2014.

Checking Out the Opposition (~6000 words, NC-17)
Harry and Draco seem quite wound up after their latest game of Quidditch. A remix of kjp_013's Opposites. Written for hd_remix 2014.

What Potter Wants (~3500 words, NC-17)
Harry definitely didn't want to do that to Malfoy. Not at all. So why did Malfoy keep saying that he did? Written for torino10154's 2013 Blow Job Friday.

This Monstrous Need (~2500 words, NC-17)
Warnings: dubcon, non-con, hate!sex. The potions cupboard is really much too small for two people, let alone two people who can't stand each other. But with this urgent, unmistakable need in my stomach, pulling me forwards, Potter's warm body suddenly looks like the finest thing I've ever seen.

The Joys of Nature (~2500 words, NC-17)
The prompt was: 'Getting caught sunbathing nude'. This is more or less exactly what you'd expect, only sillier. Written for 2013 hp_drizzle.
NOW WITH ART OF GREAT FABULOUSNESS, by dustmouth, here or here

I Shall Not Speak (~1400 words, R)
Six drops of clear, colourless, odourless, blasted nightmare. Facing Auror Potter under the influence of Veritaserum is something of a speciality of mine. Written for 2013 hp_silencio.
Now with swoonworthy podfic by raitala: I Shall Not Speak

A Princely Scent (~5,000 words, NC-17)
An underarm is so delightfully clandestine, a truly secret little area of the body, almost shockingly sexual when finally revealed. Written for 2013 hp_kinkfest.

The Twelve Days of Draco ( ~3000 words, R)
Draco really deserves a better class of mystery admirer. Who on earth would be smitten enough to keep sending him all these ridiculous presents? And will he ever remember who he was kissing at Blaise's party? Written for 2012 mini_fest .

Longer fics (10k+)

In the Company of a Rubber Duck (~35,000 words, NC-17)
War makes for strange bedfellows. However that doesn't fully explain how Harry ended up sharing his bath with Draco Malfoy... nor why Malfoy was a rubber duck at the time. Written for 2013 hd_erised.

Rarely Pure and Never Simple (~29,000 words, NC-17)
Harry never thought taking a job as Draco Malfoy's bodyguard was going to be easy. Add in a curse that makes Malfoy even more of an obnoxious git than usual, and Harry's got serious problems. Written for 2013 hd_fan_fair.

Unknown Pleasures (~10,500 words, NC-17)
The Room of Requirement was definitely broken. Why else would it be presenting Harry with a whip, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and... what exactly was that thing, anyway? Written for 2013 hd_cliche fest.

Hungry (~24,000 words, NC-17)
The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy. 8th year forced bonding fic, written for 2013 hd_smoochfest.

After Hours at the Ministry of Magic (~11,500 words, NC-17)
It isn't precisely how Harry planned to spend Christmas Eve: trapped in a lift with his ex-boyfriend, somewhere between the third and the fourth floors of the Ministry of Magic. Written for 2012 mini_fest.
Now with delicious ART by the fabulous raitala: After Hours at the Ministry of Magic

Hairway to Heaven (~12,000 words, NC-17)
Harry's desperate for it. A good haircut, that is. And Draco's just dying to give him one. My first fic, in all its silly glory! Written for 2012 hd_fan_fair.

Drabbles and Ficlets

Turning the Tables (~1300 words, PG-13)
There was a time when things were quite different. When he held all the cards – or at least thought he did. But even then, I knew how this would end. Written for raitala's birthday, inspired by her art: First Catch Your Dragon.

Living Deep (~1800 words, NC-17)
Harry has a thing for holidays. Draco has a thing for Harry. Written for capitu's birthday.

Luna Lovegood's Noisy Nifflers Nursery School (sort of Gen, ~900 words, PG)
Hugo, Crumple-Horned Snorkacks never do that.
Featuring Luna, various Next Gen offspring, and Harry and Draco (offscreen). Written for the 2014 Let Me Count the Ways Character Love Fest.
Beautifully podficced by raitala: Luna Lovegood's Noisy Nifflers Nursery School.

Recipe for a Contented Reader (~600 words, PG)
H/D readers deserve to have delicious treats cooked up for them. Here's a recipe to satisfy the appetite. A 2013 hd_owlpost gift for nenne.

Capriccio (~1100 words, R)
Ron knew it was a terrible mistake coming on holiday with Harry and the Ferret. A gift for geneva2010

Eight Birthdays (~1100 words, R)
Anything is possible on Harry's birthday. For omi_ohmy's birthday.

Riches Ready to Drop Upon Me (~1400 words, PG-13)
During the nights that follow his trial, Draco dreams as never before. A gift for omi_ohmy.

Loving Harry Potter (720 words, PG-13)
The Muggles have a god they believe died to save them: I bet he didn't look like this. Written for the Harry Potter Appreciation Meme at writcraft's journal.

LDWS drabbles (100-600 words, PG to NC-17)
All eight weeks of drabbles, written for H/D LDWS #5, at slythindor100.

Honey (Draco/Blaise, 520 words, R)
The pot hovering over Blaise's body tilted, allowing a sticky drizzle to drip onto his chest. Written for the 1 Word Prompt comment fest at marguerite_26's journal.

Surrender, in its Place (599 words, PG)
Written for sortinghatdrabs.

The Best Laid Plans of Hufflepuffs (496 words, PG-13)
Written for sortinghatdrabs.

Poetry

At Dawn (m/m reader's interpretation, 166 words, NC-17)
Warnings: incest, dub-con, underage. Er, I wrote 11 haikus about incest. Like you do. This was intended for a gift exchange, but I misunderstood the rules, so just posted it here instead.

Remember, Remember (177 words, PG)
A baker's dozen of haiku, for Bonfire Night. A gift for omi_ohmy.

Comments

[kitty_fic]

Awesome! Yay masterlist! <3

[birdsofshore]

Thank you! It's great to have it sorted out.

[ashindk.livejournal.com]

Yay!
The Masterlists in May post made me finally take the time to make one too :-)

[birdsofshore]

Ah well done! The sweet feeling of accomplishment, heh.

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Good job with the list :)

[birdsofshore]

Thank you! I've been putting it off, so it feels great to have done it.

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

There goes my weekend. :P

[birdsofshore]

Oh, Nox, you do know half of what I write is fluff, and the other half is nonsense?

Just stick to the starred stuff and you might emerge unscathed :D

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

I read the 12 days of chirstmas one yesterday and died laughing! :D

[birdsofshore]

:DDD That one's MY favourite!

(psst. I am trying to write a sequel.)

[kedavranox.livejournal.com]

YAY!!

*\o/*

[capitu]

And you said this in May of last year! I'm going to poke you about it! :D

Also, yeah, going through your masterlist. <33333

[birdsofshore]

Ah, you know, I did start a sequel - I even think I started posting it? but it never quite clicked. I may come back to it at some point.

You crazy woman! There's some awful tripe hidden at the back here! I may have another cull soon ;-)

[chronos-tide.livejournal.com]

Uh, is it a mistake or a joke I'm missing that the link to the art of After Hours at the Ministry is just the letters "fashdyyr"?

[birdsofshore]

Oh, LOL! I have no idea how that happened. I think I've fixed it now; if not, the link is here:

http://raitala.livejournal.com/115677.html

I hope you enjoy it... such lovely art ♥

[chronos-tide.livejournal.com]

I guess LJ works in mysterious ways XD

Seems to be working now and mmm, yes it is :-)

[birdsofshore]

I would imagine it was me trying to html when braindead. Glad you got to see it in the end!

[hpstrangelove.livejournal.com]

Hi there - in case you're wondering who I am, I just wanted to let you know that I friended you so I could keep up with your posts. LJ is about the only place I have time to read these days and I have an HP filter that I check every day.

[birdsofshore]

Hello! I'm sure I've seen you around, and I'm happy to be friends.

[catch-life.livejournal.com]

Dear and wonderful Birdsofshore, here they are, finally: the links to the Russian translations of some of your works.
I put them into 2 Russian archives.
The first one is called "Tales told by Severus Snape", it is a kind of "highbrow" Russian archive with strict pre-moderation. People don't comment much there, but they definitely read, and the archive is well-known.
http://www.snapetales.com/index.php?auth_id=11516
The second one is called Fanfics.me and is pre-moderated as well, although it is used by more people for communication. I see it because I already have quite a lot of comments to the translations.
http://www.fanfics.me/index.php?section=3&id=72897
http://www.fanfics.me/index.php?section=3&id=72937
http://www.fanfics.me/index.php?section=3&id=72982
http://www.fanfics.me/index.php?section=3&id=72984
You are properly credited as the author everywhere, you can see it in Fanfics. me if you click the link Показать near the word Оригинал (which means the original work)
Also these works will remain forever at the archive of Drarry team at the Fandom battle 2015. They were very well received, as fics and as translations as well.
During the battle I had 3 discussions in different places about the ways the balloon is attached to Draco :))) I even promised to ask you about it :) It might be magic, might't it?
And many readers would like to read the continuation of This Unstoppable Thirst. I was asked several times if there are more fics in the series. As far as I know, you haven't planned to continue it, have you? But if you do, I will be happy to read and translate.
I also want to thank you one more time for your wonderful writings, and for the permission given to me as a translator. I hope to find time to translate my favorite series about Draco and Albus, and when I do it, I'll send you the link as well.
And, of course:
WE WANT MORE :)
my best,
Natalia (ns17)

[birdsofshore]

Hi Natalia,

Thanks so much for this wonderful comment telling me all about your translations! I'm very excited to see where you have archived, even though unfortunately I can't appreciate the finished pieces. It's very flattering that you chose to use my fics for your battle, and I'm happy that the readers enjoyed both the fics and the translations. Well done for your hard work.

I think the balloon could definitely be attached by magic. I doubt we will ever fully know, as Draco likes to keep his little secrets. But perhaps he'll tell Harry some time - if Harry is very good and wears the gloves again ;)

I am planning to continue the Unstoppable Thirst series! I just got distracted with other things, so whether it will come this year or not I don't know, but, I certainly wouldn't rule it out.

Thanks so much for your encouraging words, and for keeping me in the picture <3