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All pairings are Harry/Draco, unless stated otherwise. Sorted by length, and from newest to oldest. I usually write romance, smut and humour, but there is the odd aberration in there, so please heed any warnings!

If anyone would like to make art of anything that I've written I would be DELIGHTED. Ditto, podfics or remixes or whatever you like. Please just let me know, and link back to the original, thank you!

Thank you for looking ♥

Shorter fics (under 10k)

A Divine Intemperance (~4800 words, NC-17)
I like to watch. Sweet Merlin, do I like to watch. And, let's not be coy, I like to wank while I'm watching. That's kind of the point, don't you think? Written for 2014

hp_kinkfest.

Be Prepared (~3600 words, NC-17)
Draco was just trying to have a quiet bath. Now Potter has some explaining to do. Warnings: consent issues, but really, everyone has a great time. Written for the

dracotops_harry fest, 2014.

Checking Out the Opposition (~6000 words, NC-17)
Harry and Draco seem quite wound up after their latest game of Quidditch. A remix of

kjp_013's Opposites. Written for

hd_remix 2014.

What Potter Wants (~3500 words, NC-17)
Harry definitely didn't want to do that to Malfoy. Not at all. So why did Malfoy keep saying that he did? Written for

torino10154's 2013 Blow Job Friday.

This Monstrous Need (~2500 words, NC-17)
Warnings: dubcon, non-con, hate!sex. The potions cupboard is really much too small for two people, let alone two people who can't stand each other. But with this urgent, unmistakable need in my stomach, pulling me forwards, Potter's warm body suddenly looks like the finest thing I've ever seen.

The Joys of Nature (~2500 words, NC-17)
The prompt was: 'Getting caught sunbathing nude'. This is more or less exactly what you'd expect, only sillier. Written for 2013

hp_drizzle.
NOW WITH ART OF GREAT FABULOUSNESS, by

dustmouth, here or here

I Shall Not Speak (~1400 words, R)
Six drops of clear, colourless, odourless, blasted nightmare. Facing Auror Potter under the influence of Veritaserum is something of a speciality of mine. Written for 2013

hp_silencio.
Now with swoonworthy podfic by

raitala: I Shall Not Speak

A Princely Scent (~5,000 words, NC-17)
An underarm is so delightfully clandestine, a truly secret little area of the body, almost shockingly sexual when finally revealed. Written for 2013

hp_kinkfest.

The Twelve Days of Draco ( ~3000 words, R)
Draco really deserves a better class of mystery admirer. Who on earth would be smitten enough to keep sending him all these ridiculous presents? And will he ever remember who he was kissing at Blaise's party? Written for 2012

mini_fest .

Longer fics (10k+)

In the Company of a Rubber Duck (~35,000 words, NC-17)
War makes for strange bedfellows. However that doesn't fully explain how Harry ended up sharing his bath with Draco Malfoy... nor why Malfoy was a rubber duck at the time. Written for 2013

hd_erised.

Rarely Pure and Never Simple (~29,000 words, NC-17)
Harry never thought taking a job as Draco Malfoy's bodyguard was going to be easy. Add in a curse that makes Malfoy even more of an obnoxious git than usual, and Harry's got serious problems. Written for 2013

hd_fan_fair.

Unknown Pleasures (~10,500 words, NC-17)
The Room of Requirement was definitely broken. Why else would it be presenting Harry with a whip, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and... what exactly was that thing, anyway? Written for 2013

hd_cliche fest.

Hungry (~24,000 words, NC-17)
The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy. 8th year forced bonding fic, written for 2013

hd_smoochfest.

After Hours at the Ministry of Magic (~11,500 words, NC-17)
It isn't precisely how Harry planned to spend Christmas Eve: trapped in a lift with his ex-boyfriend, somewhere between the third and the fourth floors of the Ministry of Magic. Written for 2012

mini_fest.
Now with delicious ART by the fabulous

raitala: After Hours at the Ministry of Magic

Hairway to Heaven (~12,000 words, NC-17)
Harry's desperate for it. A good haircut, that is. And Draco's just dying to give him one. My first fic, in all its silly glory! Written for 2012

hd_fan_fair.

Drabbles and Ficlets

Turning the Tables (~1300 words, PG-13)
There was a time when things were quite different. When he held all the cards – or at least thought he did. But even then, I knew how this would end. Written for

raitala's birthday, inspired by her art: First Catch Your Dragon.

Living Deep (~1800 words, NC-17)
Harry has a thing for holidays. Draco has a thing for Harry. Written for

capitu's birthday.

Luna Lovegood's Noisy Nifflers Nursery School (sort of Gen, ~900 words, PG)
Hugo, Crumple-Horned Snorkacks never do that.
Featuring Luna, various Next Gen offspring, and Harry and Draco (offscreen). Written for the 2014 Let Me Count the Ways Character Love Fest.
Beautifully podficced by

raitala: Luna Lovegood's Noisy Nifflers Nursery School.

Recipe for a Contented Reader (~600 words, PG)
H/D readers deserve to have delicious treats cooked up for them. Here's a recipe to satisfy the appetite. A 2013

hd_owlpost gift for

nenne.

Capriccio (~1100 words, R)
Ron knew it was a terrible mistake coming on holiday with Harry and the Ferret. A gift for

geneva2010

Eight Birthdays (~1100 words, R)
Anything is possible on Harry's birthday. For

omi_ohmy's birthday.

Riches Ready to Drop Upon Me (~1400 words, PG-13)
During the nights that follow his trial, Draco dreams as never before. A gift for

omi_ohmy.

Loving Harry Potter (720 words, PG-13)
The Muggles have a god they believe died to save them: I bet he didn't look like this. Written for the Harry Potter Appreciation Meme at

writcraft's journal.

LDWS drabbles (100-600 words, PG to NC-17)
All eight weeks of drabbles, written for H/D LDWS #5, at

slythindor100.

Honey (Draco/Blaise, 520 words, R)
The pot hovering over Blaise's body tilted, allowing a sticky drizzle to drip onto his chest. Written for the 1 Word Prompt comment fest at

marguerite_26's journal.

Surrender, in its Place (599 words, PG)
Written for

sortinghatdrabs.

The Best Laid Plans of Hufflepuffs (496 words, PG-13)
Written for

sortinghatdrabs.

Poetry

At Dawn (m/m reader's interpretation, 166 words, NC-17)
Warnings: incest, dub-con, underage. Er, I wrote 11 haikus about incest. Like you do. This was intended for a gift exchange, but I misunderstood the rules, so just posted it here instead.

Remember, Remember (177 words, PG)
A baker's dozen of haiku, for Bonfire Night. A gift for

omi_ohmy.