WOW O_O

[birdsofshore]

Somebody really spammed LJ pretty thoroughly, hmm?

*blinks at friends feed*

I don't even get what they're advertising? At first I thought it was an accident, like those nightmares where you post to a comm and for a second you think you've pressed 'post to ALL comms'. But it's lots of different users posting? I'm scared. What if it's somebody taking over other people's accounts to post indecipherable things? WHAT IF I'M NEXT? *clings to flist*

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[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Wow, your feed looks even worse than mine!

But we're here! And if they have come to take over our flists, we will hide in a cave in Cornwall, and read each other smut by candle light, y/y?

Edit: also I found this and I had to think of you...

[birdsofshore]

OMG. That link. OH MY GOD.

I can't focus on the rest of your comment, sorry. There are men. HAIRY, DARK-HAIRED MEN. There are even some armpits.

[shiftylinguini.livejournal.com]

*runs in, grabs the link, runs away again like a thief in the night*

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha yesss, but you may have them (well okay, except for #1) because I found another one *muhahaha*

[birdsofshore]

NUMBER 1 IS MINE
HE'S MY NEW HARRY!HEADCANON

[birdsofshore]

*CHASES YOU WITH A MACHETE*

Nobody steals the pretty hairy men from under MY nose. Beak? Bill. Whatever.

[shiftylinguini.livejournal.com]

*squeals like a pig*

This really is the most wonderful mental picture.

And I don't need lovely hairy men anymore, I just bought several used textbooks off LJ. Bargain!

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

I KNOW

The first one nearly did me in. Also, #14 *heavy breathing*

I also found this, and LOOK AT THE PERFECT, UNINTERRUPTED HAPPY TRAIL:

[birdsofshore]

I dunno. Looks too neat. I suspect *sucks in breath in horror* WAXING.

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Ohhh waxing... Thanks to SOMEBODY I now immediately have to think of a certain Rhett and Link episode...

[birdsofshore]

Ahehehe! The sound of Link screaming is music to my ears! I promise I'm not usually into sadism at all, either! There's just something about that man's suffering that is eternally pleasing.

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

"The sound of Link screaming is music to my ears"

*spits out tea*

That is easily the most entertaining and deeply disturbing thing at once I've read in a while...

totally not imagining Link bound to a wooden workbench, screaming, while you parade around with a riding crop and an evil smile upon your face

[shiftylinguini.livejournal.com]

This is.... Very inspirational. I will bookmark this for.... Academic art purposes *loosens collar*. Yes. Academic.