Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

*omg, omg, LOLOL*

Draco felt his nipples spontaneously tighten in- in- alarm. He was pretty sure it was alarm.

"You may feel a slight sting," said Potter, and the bastard actually had the nerve to twirl his moustache at Draco.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*hahaha NOOO, the moustache!!*

Wait, when did Potter had time to grow a moustache? But Draco didn't have the time to think that over, as two callused fingers softly pinched his nipple and rolled it between their tips. Draco let out a small sigh, but it became a coughing fit when he heard the unmistakeable sound of a clamp clipping open...

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

(ahehehehehe!)

"Hahahahahaha! Ron!" Harry tried to ignore the bone-deep mortification sweeping over him and plaster a happy smile onto his face. "Great timing, mate. We were just-- we were-- I'll go and put the kettle on, and Draco can explain."

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, don't worry this is awesome! I think that's actually a perfect place to end it :DDD)

Re: The Problem with Dominique.

[lightofdaye]

If he wanted her, he was going to have to something big, something daring and something very impressive.

of course very impressive was his stock in trade James thought so what if he...

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[birdsofshore]

(really delicious concept for a story, btw <3)

-- himself, lying naked on a hard surface, his body stretched out almost beyond endurance. A nameless, faceless stranger circled him, gesturing with their wand and silently observing his reaction as the bonds drew that little bit tauter.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'Well, she didn't exactly tell me, but the shop's name mentioned something with water sports, and since you said you wanted to try everything... although I'm not sure what the suit has to do with it, but she ensured me this was part of the basics and a good one for beginners. So...'

Re: The Problem with Dominique.

[birdsofshore]

dreamed up a stunt that would not only get her attention, but do it in front of the entire school?

The Minister for Magic was due to visit Hogwarts in two days time, and, as was customary, there would be a special assembly.

James smirked to himself as different options raced through his mind.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

Draco turned a murderous look on his boyfriend and said "Oh no, Potter. You started this, you get to explain it and I'll make the tea."

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(Noooooo cannot end!)


"Oh yeah?" Ron asked. "Well what about that other one, the Mind Your Own Business Hex?"

Pansy sighed. "If you two are going to be boring, I think I'll leave you to it and get to Potions." She turned on her heel and walked away.

"Damn it, Hermione! Why did you have to butt your head in and ruin everything!"

Hermione's jaw fell open, as if he had just smacked her. "Ron, how could you be flirting with Pansy Parkinson, of all people? You know how she treated Harry in seventh year! If it were up to her, Harry would have been Nagini's dinner that night."

Ron waved his hand. "Harry's over it. He's banging Malfoy now, he doesn't care."

"Well, that's besides the point. She's horrible. And you should be ashamed of yourself." Hermione turned and stomped down the hall as well.

Ron sighed. He was never going to ask Pansy out. One thing or another had to get in the way.

He realized the hallway was suddenly lacking in students.

Damn! Now he was late for Potions! He took off at a run.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

(I just have to leave this here as divine inspiration, and for the edification of anyone thinking WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?:



It stung. Oh, my, fucking god, it stung. The clamp gripped cruelly around his tender flesh, but he wasn't going to give Potter the satisfaction of reacting, no, he was going to remain completely unmoved, dignified, and--

"NNNNNNNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHH," came the groan, loud and clear, from between his traitorous lips.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*Yes thank you for the inspiration! I feel the squirrel is going to make an appearance as well...*

Draco felt himself flush bright red, but Potter only showed a hint of a smile and pinched his moustache.
'You should see yourself Malfoy, with the matching shoes and clamp.. Such a shame your arse is so pale, maybe we can make it matching, too...'

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

(flippers smacking sensuously - OK, I'm seriously good for nothing, now. My fingers have gone all wobbly from laughing)

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[writcraft]

(thank you! I'm pretty much here for the porn :D)

The setting was familiar, yet Harry couldn't quite place it. His taut bindings exposed his body to the cool air in the room, and he turned to try to get a look at the person responsible for his delicious torment, but his bindings made any movement difficult.

Dark robes brushed against the floor and a muttered spell sent a wave of powerful magic slithering along Harry's stomach, down towards his cock. That voice. Harry knew that voice and he knew this place - this classroom.

Harry's body ached and he whispered the name that had been on the tip of his tongue since he first held the stone in his palm--

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[birdsofshore]

A wild whoop went up from the audience. Potter seemed to have his fair share of fans. He certainly was-- well, not horrible to look at.

But more than the sleek lines of his body, more than his sculpted arse tightly enclosed in leather, perhaps the most interesting thing was the way Potter looked around at the excitable crowd. A mixture of embarrassment and defiance played across his face and Draco found himself leaning forward so as not to miss whatever it was that was going to happen next.

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

I love this idea!

You know, I briefly considered signing up for hd_collab. I've wanted to write fanfic almost ever since I started reading Harry Potter fanfic, but I just don't have good enough of an imagination to develpop a whole story plot. At first I thought collaborating would be great, but I decided I wouldn't want to bring down a talented writer by them working with someone who didn't know what she was doing. LOL

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

Draco squirmed as hot, steady fingers trailed across the goosebumps on his backside. "Really, Potter. This is going too far. Unclamp me now, and we can forget all about this whole incident."

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

98 now! My god! :D :D

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥!!!!!

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(oh, god, Ron, I love you! I really cannot add anything to this, it's too perfect! Carry it on, though. Too funny \o/)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(I think I'm done now as well LOL)

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

THE END

New title: How Ron Got Detention

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Potter laughed softly and instead let his hands trail from Draco's back to his flat abdomen, along his ribs and to his nipples. He gently circled his fingers around Draco's clamped nipple, before he pinched the clamp and tugged, sending thrills of pain, and, to Draco's horror, arousal, all the way up his spine. Gooseflesh broke all over his now dampening skin and before he could stop it, he moaned again.

(Bebé, I really have to go right now, but if this story isn't finished, I'd love to finish this another time as a collaboration. After all, Draco's arse is still pale and the squirrel (maybe Blaise in Animagus form? Muha) should really make an appearance as well. Thank you for hosting this really amusing thing! <3)

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"I told you that and you went out and found the first suit that would cover your entire body?"

The hurt in Draco's voice left Harry confused and concerned. "She said it was the thing to wear."

"I don't know how Muggles do it, but if you found the idea so repugnant, you needn't have bothered."

"But she said, if we're going to be in the water for a long time, especially if we're going to be at it for a while and have our faces involved - and you said you wanted that, I know you did - then we needed to take the proper precautions." He raised one shoulder in a squeaky, neoprene-covered shrug. "The Manor has a pool and everything. I thought it's what you wanted."

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[amorette.livejournal.com]

"Snape."

"Bravo, Potter," Snape said dryly, stepping in front of him. His hands were clasped behind his back and a shadow of a snarl graces his lips.

Harry shook in his bonds, which definitely did their job and held his arms up above his head. "What do you want with me?"

"It's not what I want, Potter," Snape said, stepping closer. "It's what you want."

Harry breathed hard, eye Snape carefully. He furrowed his brow, his brain racing for answers that didn't come.

"You held the stone, didn't you? And it brought you here, did it not?"

"So what?" Harry spat. But wait a minute -- "How do you know about the stone?"

Snape smirked, sending shivers of foreboding through Harry's arms and legs.

"This is your fantasy," Snape said, and with a wave of his hand, Harry's clothing disappeared and he was suddenly completely naked.