Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

An unhappy-looking Draco Malfoy, carrying a not-amused-looking portrait of Snape. 'I know the Ministry of Magic thinks you should do ridiculous things for your community service, like a dating service for people who died single and unhappy, but I don't even like beetroot wine. And are those kneazle molars?'

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

He wondered what Pansy's favorite position was. Maybe she liked the Acromantula Twist. Or the Basilisk Bounce. Oh, no, she definitely preferred the --

"Gryndelow Grind!" he said.

Pansy stopped walking and turned to him with a sharply raised eyebrow. "What?"

The Problem with Dominique.

[lightofdaye]

The only problem with his cousin Dom, was that she had no idea how sexy she was. Victoire was undeniably hot and she knew it, ruling the roost at Hogwarts with her looks and style.

As if in rebellion, Dom had shorn her hair into the shortest pixie cut she could get away with and tramped around in a hoodie and worn jeans.

But this just made her all the hotter to James Sirius Potter.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*HAHAHAHA THIS*

'No Potter, my cock lost it's appetite and the only thing coming is blindness from this barbaric use of ... ah, Potter, what are you doing?'

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

possibly laughing too hard to type

"I can see you there, Malfoy. Don't try and look as if I haven't just discovered you in a very compromising position."

Draco tried to muffle the squeak that escaped from his lips.

"You appear to be quite helpless, hanging there. What a terrible thing it would be if some immoral person happened upon you, and decided to take advantage."

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[lightofdaye]

When the date arrived, it turn out to be quite a surprise.

Ginny Weasley twirled a lock of red hair around nervously around her finger as she settled into the chair, her eyes darting around as if she expected to see everyone she knew gawking at them.

Luna just smiled at her. What a pleasant surprise! She thought A quidditch player with a uniform. Just like she hoped for.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(SNORTING SO HARD, YOU BAD GIRL)

"It's -- a spell. We were practising it just now, in Charms class."

Pansy narrowed her eyes. "Is that so? Well, why don't you demonstrate, Weasley?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

That particular afternoon had been quite... interesting. Harry's stomach felt all fluttery just thinking about it. Harry bit his lower lip and lowered his zipper an inch or so more.

Re: Luna's Blind Date

[birdsofshore]

Ginny frowned. "Can you smell beetroot?"

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Draco knew he was staring and probably drooling, but he couldn't keep his eyes from the stage. Potter, long, lean and muscled, walked upon the stage, clad in only leather pants and leather boots, hugging his arse and calves like perfection.

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Draco could only gape at her.
"W-what- is--"
Pansy just smirked and shushed him, before turning back to the stage.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(LOLOL poor Ron)

It was extremely hard to control the pitch of his voice. "Er, demonstrate?"

His ears got more red by the second as Pansy stepped closer with slow, even strides.

"Yes," she said. "If it's a simple spell, surely you can demonstrate it."

"I don't know if it's a good idea to to that here, in the corridor..." Ron glanced around at the students shuffling by.

"Demonstrate what?" asked Hermione, who strode up right behind Ron and made him jump what felt like three feet.

Re: The Problem with Dominique.

[birdsofshore]

It was bloody frustrating. James was used to hearing whispers and giggles as he walked through the corridors. Albus often observed bitterly that he could have any girl he liked. But Dom didn't seem to give a toss for him, or any other boy for that matter.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'Luckily for you I just walked into the forest, being all for the moral high ground as you know me. But it would be a shame if I didn't show you what could have happened to you were a lesser person to stumble upon you, here, hanging, with that delici.. hrmpf, delicate pureblood arse of you hanging outside, like just-washed briefs in the afternoon breeze.' The clamps chimed approving as Potter spoke.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

"Somewhere a little more... private, then?"

Her eyes flashed a challenge. A challenge that Ron knew he had to rise to.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

Draco found his voice, but it sounded strangely high and anxious. "Look, Potter. I don't know what it is that you're playing at, exactly. But, it's time to stop joking around now and untie me."

There was a dreamy silence interrupted only by the gentle clink, clank of nipple clamps.

"And for god's sake stop staring at my arse like that! You're making me nervous!" Draco snapped.

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

(Ack, sorry, I had edited it just a second ago. Will stop doing that lol)


"What are you two talking about?" Hermione asked, looking between them suspiciously.

"Oh, nothing," Pansy said. "Weasley was just telling me about a new spell he learned in Charms. Have you heard of it? It's called the Gryndelow Grind."

"Oh?" Hermione turned to Ron.

He never before wanted to get to Potions so badly.

"I know a good spell, too," Hermione said. "It's called the Foot To Balls Charm. It can be performed wandlessly, which I find very convenient."

[josephinestone.livejournal.com]

OMG it's already at 74 comments. It's multiplying!

Re: Harry's new hobby

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

Harry suddenly stepped back as he had been distracted by a noise from the floo. A familiar voice shouted "Bloody hell!"

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*OMG laughing so hard right now*

Potter still didn't spoke, but stepped softly around Draco, until they stood nose by nose. Potter lifted a brow and gently tapped his finger against a pink nipple clamp. He clipped it loose, looked at Draco's shoes, and smiled approvingly.

Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[writcraft]

It was an innocuous looking thing. Small, smooth and perfectly rounded. It was exactly the kind of innocent object that couldn't be trusted.

And yet...

One brush of his thumb over the stone sent Harry into a frenzy. One twist of the stone in his palm filled Harry's mind with the kind of delicious fantasies that left him perspiring and aching, writhing on his bed and begging some unseen force for release.

The first night Harry held the stone in his hand, his mind filled with images of-

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

He had to hide a smile as Draco's voice grew considerably more alarmed. "Potter? What do you think you're -"

"Shhhh," Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors. He took Draco's hand in his. "Let me show you."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[birdsofshore]

Draco's gaze took on a particular avidity. Harry let his own eyes get very wide.

"I think it's stuck."

"What?"

"The zip. I want to take it off - you're right, of course, it was quite ridiculous of me - but it seems to be jammed, or something..."

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"The woman in the shop was very specific. We have to make sure the suit fits snugly if it's going to work."

"Work?" Draco's eyes bugged out. "Work for what, exactly?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Draco sighed. 'Of cóurse it's stuck. Why don't you ever remember to shave your trail. With the lengths you're sporting there, I tend to get stuck, too, you know. Here, let me help you.'