Recs and nonsense rides again
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birdsofshoreAuthor/Artist: Anon
Title: Three Boxes and a Scrapbook
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny, Bill/Pansy
Summary: One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Heavy dosage of flangst, mentions of divorce
Word Count: 30,500
Adding my voice to those who loved this fic! I wasn't really following![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hd_familyfest - I thought it was going to be all about raising children and such things that I am not especially interested in outside of RL. However this is a fabulous getting-back-together!fic, where Harry and Draco have been forced to marry, but find their problems are by no means over when the accidental bond wears off and they are able to divorce.
It's told mostly via deft use of flashbacks, with a lovely supporting cast and some wonderful humour in amongst the pining and flangsty goodness. The smut, when it comes, is fierce and delicious, and there are some great side pairings which develop through the story, too. I really recommend it.
Three Boxes and a Scrapbook
***From the sublime to the ridiculous:
-- Have you seen yaoihands on tumblr? I don't like those blogs that basically rip fanart to pieces and so on, but this is laughing at the tropes of commercial yaoi, and OMG, LOLOL. I had never noticed how the seme's hands are often as big as the uke's head, amongst other weird fetishy anatomy distortions. I find the hands the funniest, but there is all sorts on this tumblr, too: wtfyaoianatomy. These people are obviously competent artists, so I don't really know what is going on...?
-- DINOSAUR EROTICA EXISTS AND IT'S JUST AS AMAZING AS YOU'D IMAGINE
I think this must be one of the best examples of Rule 34 I've ever seen.
Taken By the T-Rex might be my favourite title ever.
Just wondering how to incorporate dinosaur sexing into my Harrybangor indeed, how to start writing the bloody thing, but we won't speak of that right now.
Title: Three Boxes and a Scrapbook
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny, Bill/Pansy
Summary: One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Heavy dosage of flangst, mentions of divorce
Word Count: 30,500
Adding my voice to those who loved this fic! I wasn't really following
hd_familyfest - I thought it was going to be all about raising children and such things that I am not especially interested in outside of RL. However this is a fabulous getting-back-together!fic, where Harry and Draco have been forced to marry, but find their problems are by no means over when the accidental bond wears off and they are able to divorce.It's told mostly via deft use of flashbacks, with a lovely supporting cast and some wonderful humour in amongst the pining and flangsty goodness. The smut, when it comes, is fierce and delicious, and there are some great side pairings which develop through the story, too. I really recommend it.
Three Boxes and a Scrapbook
***
-- Have you seen yaoihands on tumblr? I don't like those blogs that basically rip fanart to pieces and so on, but this is laughing at the tropes of commercial yaoi, and OMG, LOLOL. I had never noticed how the seme's hands are often as big as the uke's head, amongst other weird fetishy anatomy distortions. I find the hands the funniest, but there is all sorts on this tumblr, too: wtfyaoianatomy. These people are obviously competent artists, so I don't really know what is going on...?
-- DINOSAUR EROTICA EXISTS AND IT'S JUST AS AMAZING AS YOU'D IMAGINE
I think this must be one of the best examples of Rule 34 I've ever seen.
Taken By the T-Rex might be my favourite title ever.
Just wondering how to incorporate dinosaur sexing into my Harrybang
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Date: 2014-03-20 06:53 pm (UTC)Also, two words: pterodactyl porn. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Like, I actually went beyond laughing and started making this strange wheezing sound that had my husband running in from the other room to make sure I was okay, then he saw what I was watching and turned right around and left again, because he's no fun like that.
I really enjoyed familyfest, even though kid!fic is pretty far down my list of things I like. But a lot of it was really well done and I had a lot of fun reading. I still need to go back and leave comments, because I'm sort of a failure this week.
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Date: 2014-03-20 07:03 pm (UTC)I'm not sure whether to be proud or apologetic that my link gave you a near-death laughing experience :D
I can't work out what made this fic qualify for family fest as Teddy was only in it for about a minute. Or am I getting muddled? I think I am tired, I keep mixing up plots in my head!
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Date: 2014-03-20 07:10 pm (UTC)That link made me laugh, but not wheezy-death-laugh. Pterodactyl porn is a real thing. Dudes in rubber dinosaur suits with strategically cut holes for their junk having their wicked way with some girl. It's wonderful and horrifying all at once. There's flapping, just for that extra touch of realism.
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Date: 2014-03-20 07:10 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2014-03-20 07:46 pm (UTC)oops, I got excited there sorry.
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Date: 2014-03-20 08:32 pm (UTC)she won't be able to resist once she sees the wonder that is VIOLATED BY THE VELOCIRAPTOR.
The title needs to be all caps, just like that.
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