It's for science
Feb. 8th, 2014 09:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
birdsofshoreI'm spending a happy hour going through the fab fics and graphics at the love fest , and trying to write a Luna thing for it, but I just wanted to tell you all that I spent two and a half hours this afternoon studying the anatomy of Mr. Thomas Hiddleston at the Donmar Theatre, and I am fully prepared to answer any and all questions you may have on the subject of his body acting. I was in the front row of the circle and there was naked flesh and a shower scene and all sorts.
I know, I am very soft-hearted. It was a tough job, but I did it all for you.
I know, I am very soft-hearted. It was a tough job, but I did it all for you.
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Date: 2014-02-17 01:21 pm (UTC)needed another excuse to totally perve over my memoriesnever got back to you on this topic. The arse was good. It was really good. It looks flatter in skinny jeans than it does in those suits. Which makes me suspect that he has those suits SPECIALLY CUT to show off his little pert arse. Which is a big nnnnnghhhhh in itself. However, I was not disappointed by the amount of arse. It was made for groping. And interestingly, regarding the front view, the Hiddlessnake was totally under control and not much visible in the skinny jeans, but after a costume change and a different pair of trousers, OMG it was totally out there. The man is definitely gifted with a, *cough* not wishing to be crude at all, but basically, a massive whanger.The shower was, well, what can I say. It was Tom Hiddleston, half naked, having a shower on a stage in front of me. And he was all battle-wounded and bloody at that point, so there was a LOT of writhing and groaning as he stood and let streams of water cascade over his perfect, honed, perfect, muscular, did I say perfect? body.
So, yeah, I didn't actually mind watching. It was OK, you know? ;-)
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Date: 2014-02-17 02:45 pm (UTC)Or... I'm at work right now and I don't want my coworkers to think I'm perving on ancient pottery, which is what's supposed to be on my screen. Ahem.
But. Just to make it perfectly clear; he's a charming, gorgeous man with a pert arse and a massive cock? And rumour has it that he's actually nice and fun too. That sounds almost too perfect to be true!
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Date: 2014-02-17 06:11 pm (UTC)You have a way of getting straight to the heart of the matter :DD
He's also very funny, can dance, and dresses beautifully. If you care about such things, he is rich as well.
*reads back what she has written*
hooooooooold on. He's gay, isn't he?
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Date: 2014-02-17 07:43 pm (UTC)fifty timestwice myself. But I hadn't clicked on that that is what he is probably doing every single night, in fact RIGHT THIS MINUTE, Tom Hiddleston is probably going at some gorgeous young thing like there's no tomorrow.I'll just be over here crooning and rocking.
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Date: 2014-02-17 08:21 pm (UTC)http://archiveofourown.org/works/1139576
Method Act by splix, excuse lazy link. Look at that list of pairings! Woohoo! It's a WIP but it's been great fun so far.
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