It's for science

[birdsofshore]

I'm spending a happy hour going through the fab fics and graphics at the love fest , and trying to write a Luna thing for it, but I just wanted to tell you all that I spent two and a half hours this afternoon studying the anatomy of Mr. Thomas Hiddleston at the Donmar Theatre, and I am fully prepared to answer any and all questions you may have on the subject of his body acting. I was in the front row of the circle and there was naked flesh and a shower scene and all sorts.



I know, I am very soft-hearted. It was a tough job, but I did it all for you.

Comments

[playing-perfect.livejournal.com]

Please give as much detail about his body and that shower scene as you care to relate. And was there smiling at all? God I love that man's smile.

[birdsofshore]

Well IF I MUST, THEN. :DDD

There was not much smiling. The play is so awfully grim D: I had to hide on who_la's shoulder, a bit. Also, I may have groped her inappropriately for a while when he first came on, just to relieve my feelings :DD

His body is really quite nnnnnngh. Whoever decided that what a Shakespearean production REALLY needed was skinny jeans, boots and random bits of leather with buckles, attached to odd parts of the body, well. I would like to shake them by the hand.

His arse is not so jutty as it looks in a tight suit, though. It's more neat. His legs are divine. That doesn't fully convey how good they are, though. I'll try again: HIS LEGS ARE DIVINE. Grown women were gazing upon them and weeping. With joy. And gnashing their teeth. The whole play was just drowned out with weeping and gnashing, and ovaries sproinging **







** this may be a lie

[playing-perfect.livejournal.com]

Your reply has both made me laugh and be AWFULLY AWFULLY jealous. Thank you for that. I think :-D

And Who_la has had the experience twice? Oh sighs.

[birdsofshore]

I know. Twice. But she only got to go with ME once. The other time she had to bear it without me :D

He has particularly lovely calves, covered in lovely fuzzy pale-ish hair. His feet were a bit funny, though.

[playing-perfect.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it was much better with you!. Watching Hiddles without being groped would leave something missing !:-D

Lovely calves ftw. And I like funny feet, so they win too.

[birdsofshore]

Did I mention his jeans were so tight I can tell you not only which side he dresses on, but that he is not circumsised? ***






*** possibly another lie, but a good one

[playing-perfect.livejournal.com]

LOL. It's alright, I'm already at maximum jealousy!