What the ruddy nora is THIS?
Dec. 12th, 2013 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
birdsofshoreI noticed I was still getting comments on What Potter Wants, so I googled to see if it had been recced somewhere (I had a fic recced on a facebook page once, and I got comments for aaaaaaaages).
Anyway, I found this:
Insane commercial webpage, with my fic on it, with lots of words changed ???!!
Everything else on there looks like boring articles trying to sell you dodgy supplements and whatnot, and then... MY FIC. All mangled to fuck O_o
It seems to have gone through a weird translation process where odd words have been substituted with synonyms. And then, other words have just been substituted with something totally random. IT'S BRILLIANT. It's so much funnier now. In fact, I think I might ask them to do this to ALL my fics :DDD
Here is a sample, to whet your appetite:
Oh, God. Malfoy’s handiwork was moving under his robes, and in the manner that he shifted in his seat, the robes barbarous open and Harry could see… profoundly good fuck. Malfoy was stroking himself from one side his trousers, and he was clearly insensible.
LOLOLOLOL *crying here*
You have to go and see it. Does anyone know what the dickens it's all about? It's about the weirdest thing I have ever seen on the internet.
Here's another snippet of its total excellence:
“Potter.” He tilted his division to one side. “And that which exactly would you be here notwithstanding?”
“Water,” croaked Harry. “Come to generate a drink of water.”
“I penetrate. Because you don’t have a mace in your room, of course.” His meet ~ to ~ was composed of two thirds fever and one third sneer. “So you’ve get to down here, where there isn’t at all water, to get a drink. Is that proper?”
He leaned back, his elbows resting on the arms of the chair. “Or… are you in reality here because you want to perceive what it’s like to be excited your lips wrapped around my solid, aching cock?”
A little strangled true came out of Harry’s jaws.
OMG. OMG. When I read it, a little strangled true came out of MY jaws. I need to google all my fics to see if any of my other works have been lucky enough to be improved in this way. Has this ever happened to anyone else?
ETA: OMG they have PLENTY of fanfic on there:
http://www.magicpillsonline.com/?s=harry+potter&search=Search
I haven't found any flisters stories on there yet, but I'm still looking....
ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE PODFIC, I REPEAT, WE HAVE PODFIC! The amazing![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
queenie_mab has recorded the garble-ised fic and posted it here on AO3. I cried laughing. CRIED.
Anyway, I found this:
Insane commercial webpage, with my fic on it, with lots of words changed ???!!
Everything else on there looks like boring articles trying to sell you dodgy supplements and whatnot, and then... MY FIC. All mangled to fuck O_o
It seems to have gone through a weird translation process where odd words have been substituted with synonyms. And then, other words have just been substituted with something totally random. IT'S BRILLIANT. It's so much funnier now. In fact, I think I might ask them to do this to ALL my fics :DDD
Here is a sample, to whet your appetite:
Oh, God. Malfoy’s handiwork was moving under his robes, and in the manner that he shifted in his seat, the robes barbarous open and Harry could see… profoundly good fuck. Malfoy was stroking himself from one side his trousers, and he was clearly insensible.
LOLOLOLOL *crying here*
You have to go and see it. Does anyone know what the dickens it's all about? It's about the weirdest thing I have ever seen on the internet.
Here's another snippet of its total excellence:
“Potter.” He tilted his division to one side. “And that which exactly would you be here notwithstanding?”
“Water,” croaked Harry. “Come to generate a drink of water.”
“I penetrate. Because you don’t have a mace in your room, of course.” His meet ~ to ~ was composed of two thirds fever and one third sneer. “So you’ve get to down here, where there isn’t at all water, to get a drink. Is that proper?”
He leaned back, his elbows resting on the arms of the chair. “Or… are you in reality here because you want to perceive what it’s like to be excited your lips wrapped around my solid, aching cock?”
A little strangled true came out of Harry’s jaws.
OMG. OMG. When I read it, a little strangled true came out of MY jaws. I need to google all my fics to see if any of my other works have been lucky enough to be improved in this way. Has this ever happened to anyone else?
ETA: OMG they have PLENTY of fanfic on there:
http://www.magicpillsonline.com/?s=harry+potter&search=Search
I haven't found any flisters stories on there yet, but I'm still looking....
ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE PODFIC, I REPEAT, WE HAVE PODFIC! The amazing
queenie_mab has recorded the garble-ised fic and posted it here on AO3. I cried laughing. CRIED.
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Date: 2013-12-12 09:23 pm (UTC)