Mad squibs

[birdsofshore]

I couldn't sleep last night and in a dozy state, came up with the idea of writing a Harry / Draco mad lib. If you've never done a mad lib before, it's really easy: just follow the prompts in the link below, to fill in words, any words you like. E.g, under "noun", you could type "hat" or "avocado" or "nuclear missile". Then click "show me my story" and enjoy :-)

If you get some funny results, please cut and paste and share them in the comments.

Write your own Harry / Draco innuendo here

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[just-heidi.livejournal.com]

"Come here Potter, I want to show you something impressive," said Draco.

"I've seen that plenty of times, Draco, you don't need to show me now, " said Harry extremely.

"But this is a new one. The old one never danced for me so well after you... did those things to Voldemort with it. I think you'll like this one much better. It's interesting," announced Draco, and he fumbled with his robes before pulling it out.

"Jee Wiz!" yelled Harry. "I've never seen one like that before!"

Draco smirked and waggled his hip at Harry.

"It's nothing like your old one!" went on Harry. "It's 4 inches long, for a start. And it's much more ugly than before."

"I know. I'm so bewildered about it. Do you want to try it?" asked Draco.

"I'm not sure. Does it fly? I don't want it to go off and make a mess all over my bathrobe."

"Come on, where's that famous Gryffindor spunk? Get hold of it– no, not like that– grip it with your nose."

Harry grasped it wonderfully.

"Gosh, it's really fast. And twice as slow as the old one."

"I know. I think it's even as bad as Hagrid's," said Draco.

"Have you shown it to anyone else? I think Dumbledore would like to see it."

"No way. That would be too difficult. It's just our little secret. I don't want you to tell other busses."

"Draco. It seems to like me. It's gone all purple and it's rimming on my eyelid."

"Well, you know what they say... the wand chooses the purse."

(The last part really made me LOL ^_^)

[birdsofshore]

love it! "I think it's even as bad as Hagrid's", hee hee