Mad squibs

[birdsofshore]

I couldn't sleep last night and in a dozy state, came up with the idea of writing a Harry / Draco mad lib. If you've never done a mad lib before, it's really easy: just follow the prompts in the link below, to fill in words, any words you like. E.g, under "noun", you could type "hat" or "avocado" or "nuclear missile". Then click "show me my story" and enjoy :-)

If you get some funny results, please cut and paste and share them in the comments.

Write your own Harry / Draco innuendo here

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[queenie-mab.livejournal.com]

"Come here Potter, I want to show you something impressive," said Draco.

"I've seen that plenty of times, Draco, you don't need to show me now, " said Harry delicately.

"But this is a new one. The old one never sucked for me so well after you... did those things to Voldemort with it. I think you'll like this one much better. It's juicy," announced Draco, and he fumbled with his robes before pulling it out.

"Merlin's pants!" yelled Harry. "I've never seen one like that before!"

Draco smirked and waggled his nipple at Harry.

"It's nothing like your old one!" went on Harry. "It's 3 inches long, for a start. And it's much more soft than before."

"I know. I'm so weary about it. Do you want to try it?" asked Draco.

"I'm not sure. Does it fuck? I don't want it to go off and make a mess all over my banana hammock."

"Come on, where's that famous Gryffindor spunk? Get hold of it– no, not like that– grip it with your foot."

Harry grasped it objectively.

"Gosh, it's really fast. And twice as solid as the old one."

"I know. I think it's even as orgasmic as Dumbledore's," said Draco.

"Have you shown it to anyone else? I think Hagrid would like to see it."

"No way. That would be too freaky. It's just our little secret. I don't want you to tell other shoes."

"Draco. It seems to like me. It's gone all silver and it's tucking on my lip."

"Well, you know what they say... the wand chooses the book."

hahahaha.... This is way too much fun!

[birdsofshore]

:D "banana hammock"? that was a new one on me.

I had forgotten about this post, I was going to link to it somewhere, to share the innuendo love around.