Mad squibs
Aug. 23rd, 2012 08:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
birdsofshoreI couldn't sleep last night and in a dozy state, came up with the idea of writing a Harry / Draco mad lib. If you've never done a mad lib before, it's really easy: just follow the prompts in the link below, to fill in words, any words you like. E.g, under "noun", you could type "hat" or "avocado" or "nuclear missile". Then click "show me my story" and enjoy :-)
If you get some funny results, please cut and paste and share them in the comments.
Write your own Harry / Draco innuendo here
If you get some funny results, please cut and paste and share them in the comments.
Write your own Harry / Draco innuendo here
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Hahaha.... "it's flying on my buttocks"
Date: 2012-08-23 07:52 pm (UTC)"I've seen that plenty of times, Draco, you don't need to show me now, " said Harry carefully.
"But this is a new one. The old one never sat for me so well after you... did those things to Voldemort with it. I think you'll like this one much better. It's squishy," announced Draco, and he fumbled with his robes before pulling it out.
"Hurry!!" yelled Harry. "I've never seen one like that before!"
Draco smirked and waggled his ear at Harry.
"It's nothing like your old one!" went on Harry. "It's 3 inches long, for a start. And it's much more blue than before."
"I know. I'm so angry about it. Do you want to try it?" asked Draco.
"I'm not sure. Does it eat? I don't want it to go off and make a mess all over my underwear."
"Come on, where's that famous Gryffindor spunk? Get hold of it– no, not like that– grip it with your elbow."
Harry grasped it roughly.
"Gosh, it's really sensitive. And twice as slippery as the old one."
"I know. I think it's even as giant as Dean Thomas's," said Draco.
"Have you shown it to anyone else? I think Luna Lovegood would like to see it."
"No way. That would be too hard. It's just our little secret. I don't want you to tell other frogs."
"Draco. It seems to like me. It's gone all pink and it's flying on my buttocks."
"Well, you know what they say... the wand chooses the fish."
Re: Hahaha.... "it's flying on my buttocks"
Date: 2012-08-23 08:08 pm (UTC)Is this as funny as I think it is, or am I just really immature?
Don't answer that.
Can we post the link to it on communities, or is it really not appropriate?
Re: Hahaha.... "it's flying on my buttocks"
Date: 2012-08-23 10:50 pm (UTC)I got a 16 inch jewelled one, that Harry had to grip with his tongue
Re: Hahaha.... "it's flying on my buttocks"
Date: 2012-08-24 06:43 pm (UTC)