Leviosa Leftouts Love-in

[birdsofshore]

Have you got the Leviosa blues? No ticket to Vegas? Pining for your flist?

Don't mope in a corner, come here and LET ME LOVE YOU!

Comment below and I will roll a die on your behalf. Depending on the roll of the die, you will receive:

1) Compliments about your general loveliness

2) Photo of Justin Trudeau a handsome chap or lady

3) A haiku on a topic of my choosing

4) Poetry inspired by my feelings for you

5) Picspam of a subject of your choosing

6) A fabulous Nic Cage picture

WOW. Pretty amazing, right? Worth staying home for? YES.

Anyone can request some love, whether you are an old friend, a new friend, or maybe you just stumbled across this post while looking for something on the internet and have NO idea who I am?

LET THE LOVING BEGIN. ♥




p.s. feel ABSOLUTELY FREE to steal this and offer love on your own LJ.

Comments

[firethesound]

YES OMG YES I WAS JUST TELLING EIDHEANN THAT I HOPED YOU'D HAVE TO WRITE ME A POEM. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[eidheann_writes]

She emailed me almost as capslocky when she found out she got a poem as she is here w you in comment.

(but my picspam is the best picspam)

[birdsofshore]

You are evil. I shall write a poem about how evil you are.

[birdsofshore]

Firethesound is ruddy evil
She is as cunning as a weevil.
She worms her way into our hearts
And then into our other parts.
She writes great massive glorious fics
Regarding wizards' balls and dicks.
She makes us hoot, and gasp, and weep
We stay up reading, get no sleep.
At 4 am, we're wide awake-o
Gripped by Harry bumming Draco.
And then, when all the smut is done
She kills them all off, one by one.
She plots and plans for bloody weeks
To make the tears run down our cheeks.
Firethesound's a fucking witch
Good job we love that sneaky bitch.

♥

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

OMGGGGGGG! This is BEYOND BRILLIANT!!! If there was something to win you would win it with this! Wimbledon?! YES. This poem WINS WIMBLEDON. ♥

[birdsofshore]

Hahaha, thank you! The best thing was, I honestly did slave away over those dreadful haikus trying to make them funny (and failing) but this took about 5 minutes... O_o

[helenarickman.livejournal.com]

Your talents amaze me! God, I've wet my pants I've laughed so hard!

[birdsofshore]

:DDD

[eidheann_writes]

Bahahahahahaha! ❤

[firethesound]

BIRDS. OMG. I CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW COMPLETELY OVER-THE-MOON DELIGHTED I AM ABOUT THIS. I AM GOING TO PRINT IT OUT AND STICK IT ON MY WALL WHERE I CAN SEE IT EVERY DAY. YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND FANTASTIC AND AMAZING AND I AM SO SO SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. SCREW LEVIOSA THIS WAS WORTH STAYING HOME FOR.

On a random note that has nothing whatsoever to do with poetry, the bird in your icon is a curlew, yes? I am asking to make sure because of reasons. :D

[birdsofshore]

I thought you'd like it, because you're the sort of evil person who likes to sit and gloat over her own evil powers :DD

You're most welcome. Apparently you are quite an inspiring person to write poetry for?

Yes, a curlew. DON'T KILL A CURLEW, OK? I'm crying already. Look. Be merciful!