Leviosa Leftouts Love-in

[birdsofshore]

Have you got the Leviosa blues? No ticket to Vegas? Pining for your flist?

Don't mope in a corner, come here and LET ME LOVE YOU!

Comment below and I will roll a die on your behalf. Depending on the roll of the die, you will receive:

1) Compliments about your general loveliness

2) Photo of Justin Trudeau a handsome chap or lady

3) A haiku on a topic of my choosing

4) Poetry inspired by my feelings for you

5) Picspam of a subject of your choosing

6) A fabulous Nic Cage picture

WOW. Pretty amazing, right? Worth staying home for? YES.

Anyone can request some love, whether you are an old friend, a new friend, or maybe you just stumbled across this post while looking for something on the internet and have NO idea who I am?

LET THE LOVING BEGIN. ♥




p.s. feel ABSOLUTELY FREE to steal this and offer love on your own LJ.

Comments

[birdsofshore]

I'm sorry you're blue. ♥

You rolled a 2! \o/ Would you like Justin, or Alan someone else?

[birdsofshore]

OOOH great Nic pic! Thank you for that!

You rolled a 5! What would you like your picspam to be of? (p.s. no spiders, blood or explicit porn :D)

[birdsofshore]

Haha I will try not to soil anyone!

Wahey, you rolled a 6! Merlin help us all! :D

[birdsofshore]

YOU ROLLED A 4. I think this is the first 4? Brace yourself :DD

[firethesound]

YES OMG YES I WAS JUST TELLING EIDHEANN THAT I HOPED YOU'D HAVE TO WRITE ME A POEM. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[kitty_fic]

I'm here!
:( :( :(

[birdsofshore]

You rolled a 5! My die seems to favour 5s today?

Please pick a topic for a picspam! I know you were unlikely to pick spiders, blood or explicit porn, but just in case, let me steer you away from those things ;)

[birdsofshore]

ANOTHER 6! The gods are smiling on us today! (sorry, LOL. I'll be back with Nic for you later)

[birdsofshore]

You won't believe how
much time I spent writing this
crap haiku for you.

♥

[birdsofshore]

Kerrilee! You are such a wonder! I am so glad you joined LJ because you brighten my flist so much. You leave the BEST excitable happy comments, you make me laugh a lot, I like reading your cool posts about fun stuff and your family and I love your general enthusiasm and joy for fandom! \o/

Thank you for being you! ♥

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! :-DDD Ftw!

[lightofdaye]

okay.... so what's the haiku?!?!?!? :P

Thanks very much and have a good weekend!

RE: a haiku that is also an ode

[birdsofshore]

OOH, I have never seen this Nic pic before (and believe me, I've seen a LOT)

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Omg YOU BRILLIANT THING. And all of these options. Can I get a dice roll, please? secretly hoping for the haiku

[birdsofshore]

BEST REQUEST EVER. I love this.

I present to you:

The red-shafted flicker



The bearded tit



A pair of penduline tits:



The European shag



anddddddd.... as a finale....

Two rough-faced shags

[birdsofshore]

Nic Cage straddling
a small hairy dog makes me
feel glad I'm alive.

♥

RE: a haiku that is also an ode

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

Haha, anytime. :-D <3

RE: a haiku that is also an ode

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

Lord have mercy on us all. LOLOL! \o/

Thank you, dear! *fiercehugs* This is such a wonderful thing to be doing today. ♥

[nia_kantorka]

Ah, lucky me. You know, a NC might not have the prettiest body, but now I feel well cared for and loved.

Might have felt awkward about a 4 though. It never clicked between rhymed poetry and my low-brow self. I blame school and Ovid's Metamorphoses on that one (*breaks a sweat thinking about hexameters*)

[rabbit-says.livejournal.com]

Aw, I did so want a picspam of spiders doing it explicitly, er, to the bloody end. Or something. ;p

I meant to say the picture was for you instead (seeing as you've been inundated with requests from sad missing-out flistees).

xoxox

[birdsofshore]

CONVINCED YET?

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

Ohhhh this is the best thing. I was wondering if you would find two or maybe three tits, but the rough faced shag.... I totally have to include this in my next fic, whichever one that is gonna be.

[birdsofshore]

Love and pauraque both
end with e. Coincidence?
I think not *wise nod*

♥

(p.s. I wasn't 100% sure how to pronounce your name so I may have messed up on syllables!)

[firethesound]

Laughing so hard over this. I have no idea why, but that pair of rough-faced shags at the end has me giggling like a mad thing every time I look at it. XD XD XD

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

THAT LAST ONE. The other two look a bit photoshopped maybe (how could a tie stay in the air like that?), but the last one must be from his modelling time, for the WWF calendar? Too bad I haven't got a copy...