Terribly self-indulgent poll about Albus

[birdsofshore]

This is for anyone who has read Euphoria / Rapture, my series about Draco, Albus and Scorpius getting it on. (yes, I know there are only about 5 of you, but I love each and every one of you :DD)

What house do you think Euphoria!Albus was in at Hogwarts? And please tell me why in the comments.

[Poll #2046882][Poll #2046882]

I am planning some more of the series, and I'd love to hear what you think, and why. ♥

(p.s. Blatant self-promotion :D If you haven't read the stories yet, and you think you might enjoy a filthy cross gen threesome, they are now both on AO3:
Euphoria
Rapture

as well as LJ:
Euphoria
Rapture)

Comments

[birdsofshore]

LOL you wonderful thing. I was really hoping you would get time to come over and play.

Well, the thing is, I think me being a total dork has completely messed up all of your thoughtful thoughts. Because, the problem is, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HOUSE AL WAS SORTED INTO IN THIS FIC. So the reason Draco hasn't commented on it... is that I didn't know it myself. *small voice* Sorry? I sort of realised as I embarked on fic 3 that I really should know a few things about Al, like where he works, and whether Harry and Ginny know that he's gay, and what they said when he told them... and what house he was in. *spanks self* I'M SORRY. Your logic is faultless. Except for when dealing with dopey writers who don't know their own characters.

So. If we pretend that Draco DID already comment, scathingly or otherwise, on Al's house... (and bearing in mind that I am pretty sure in Euphoria, Scorp says And who exactly is the Slytherin here?*)... WHAT did Draco say?

* And if that's not clear, what he means is, "It's almost as if Al is the Slytherin rather than me and my dad." Er. Sorry.

[shiftylinguini.livejournal.com]

OOHHHHHHH wait, so I can keep playing this guessing game with you??? Haha, ok, so I think my final verdict was Gryffindor, with Slytherin tendencies, or it could be a puff, so....well. Hmmmm!!!!! Omg, my mind haha, it races!!

(Also, I think I am totally biased my guess by focussing on the Malfoys instead of , like, actually looking at Albus, ahahaha!!!! Those show stealing fuckers!! And I'm also looking at Albus shrewdly, through slitted eyes, like "if you hurt that darling angel Scorpius then so help me Godric young man, there will be no more cocks for you!" and then he cries and says he would never hurt anyone and I slap him and then buy him an ice cream. Shit, maybe he is a Puff and I'M a Slytherin jerkbag!)

*spends whole afternoon thinking about how Draco would react to Puff!Al vs Gryffin!Al*

*feels bad about slapping him*

[birdsofshore]

I'm so so tempted to indulge in a little retcon here. Because I 100% agree with you - if Al is a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff - which I am pretty certain he IS - there's no way that Draco wouldn't have commented on this, at least to himself.

Mind you, we didn't actually get Draco's POV in Euphoria. I was convinced we did! I started writing Rapture and I was all like, right, and now Draco chips in, and then when I went back to Euphoria I realised it's alternating Al and Scorp POV! So Draco could be thinking literally ANYTHING during that fic and we would never know, hahaha!

*spends whole afternoon thinking about how Draco would react to Puff!Al vs Gryffin!Al*

Yup yup yup, me too.

then he cries and says he would never hurt anyone and I slap him and then buy him an ice cream. Shit, maybe he is a Puff and I'M a Slytherin jerkbag!)

HAHAHAAAAA

Those show stealing fuckers!!

Yes, they do that, don't they? *sigh*