Five Questions Meme
Jan. 21st, 2013 06:28 pmI stole this from  
ginger_veela
Hello, friends new and old. This is a meme so we can get to know each other a bit better (and, if last night was anything to go by, so that I have something entertaining to read at 4 am :-/) Come and comment here and I will ask you FIVE EXCITING FANDOMMY QUESTIONS. Probably.I might just ask dull stuff about your favourite cheese, or nosy things about your sex life
Or, if you are feeling shy, or are naturally the inquisitive type yourself, you can ask ME five questions.
IT'S VERY EXCITING. We can pretend we are in the Slytherin Common Room playing Truth or Dare. WHO'S GOING TO BE FIRST?
Hello, friends new and old. This is a meme so we can get to know each other a bit better (and, if last night was anything to go by, so that I have something entertaining to read at 4 am :-/) Come and comment here and I will ask you FIVE EXCITING FANDOMMY QUESTIONS. Probably.
Or, if you are feeling shy, or are naturally the inquisitive type yourself, you can ask ME five questions.
IT'S VERY EXCITING. We can pretend we are in the Slytherin Common Room playing Truth or Dare. WHO'S GOING TO BE FIRST?
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:39 pm (UTC)2. Hmm hard choice, but I'll go with Chicken and Rice. It's reminds me of times at my grandma's house where she would show me how to cook it. :)
3. Hmm, probably Snape's obsession with Lily. I know it's important, but I think Snape should have moved on in that regard. Between being a double spy and his other responsibilities I think he needed a bit of a mental break.
4. My friend. "Sorry my phone cut off, I can talk when I'm at home."
5. *cringes* If I had to choose I would say Filch. I can at least pretend with someone else. I don't think my hate for Umbridge would turn into lustful thoughts.
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:41 pm (UTC)1) Which fanfic do you most wish you had written?
2) Would you rather leave the house without a) your purse or b) your underwear?
3) Which HP character do you most relate to?
4) What was the last book you read?
5) If you were in a hot air balloon with Ron, McGonagall and Dobby, and it was losing height over a pit of sharks, who would you throw out of the basket?
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:42 pm (UTC)and 5 fandommy things for you:
1. Where's last weekend's storyroom recs? *sadface*
2. WHat is 1 rarepair you wish you'd see more of? (fic and/or art)
3. What do you think Luna's animagus form is?
4. Draco looks at the clock, both hands are pointing straight up. Midnight or noon?
5. What do you think H/D's favorite holidays are and why?
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-21 07:45 pm (UTC)1) If you could ask JKR to change one thing about the series, what would it be?
2) Would you rather go on holiday with Neville or Luna?
3) If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be?
4) Do you like swearing? What's your favourite swearword?
5) Who is your favourite Marauder?
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:50 pm (UTC)1) Who is your favourite Hogwarts teacher?
2) If you could phone anyone in the world, who would it be and what would you say to them?
3) Who do you think would win in a fight, dysonrules or faithwood?
4) What was the last website you visited before LJ?
5) If you could spend a day in any HP book, which one would you choose and why?
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:54 pm (UTC)Also, do me, do me! I need a reward for getting through the day and for being married to a man who brushes his teeth at 8pm. This will in no way distract me from the 1000 words I promised I would write tonight Ahem.
Unless you already know all my secrets (probable).
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Date: 2013-01-21 07:56 pm (UTC)1) Would you rather spend a year as a man, or a year as a child?
2) Does Snape wear pants?
3) Would you rather own a Time Turner or an Invisibility Cloak?
4) Which HP character would you like to have as your best friend? (platonic only)
5) Why have you got those ears? Are they rabbit ears?
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:02 pm (UTC)1) Would you rather Harry gave you a back rub, or Draco gave you a manicure?
2) Why does your husband brush his teeth at 8 pm? Isn't that good? I mean, he will taste nice when you kiss him?
3) If you had to spend the day as either Moaning Myrtle, a house-elf or Percy Weasley, who would you choose?
4) Which fanfic would you like to demand a sequel to?
5) Would you rather a) have to write het forever and ever or b) have to read het forever and ever
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:08 pm (UTC)2) with Neville. Right now, what I'd want to do on a holiday is sleep in and read and relax all day. If I went on holiday with Luna, we'd probably end up being chased by an erumpent or something.
3) I have no idea. I'm one of those weird people who don't really like music that much. It's embaressing.
4) I swear all the time. I say f*ck a lot. I had to be very careful, last week when I was in England, because most English swearwords are considered mild in Denmark (I think it's generally considered more polite to swear in a foreign language? Maybe so kids won't understand you). But suddenly my "mild" swering was not very polite at all, so I had to swear in danish for a few days.
5) Sirius. James is too much of a bully, Remus is a little bit too boring. Sirius is a rebellious badboy. There's really no doubt in my mind on this one.
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:09 pm (UTC)1) The dog ate them. No, you will have 4 lots of recs in January, I promise. I am just spacing them out over the 5 weeks a bit :D I know what I am reccing, honest, I just haven't written them.
2) We-ell, I saw some might hot Harry / Romilda the other day. But I think it's just that artist I like, rather than the pairing.
3) Her hare Patronus is really beautifully fitting, isn't it? But I'd like to see her as a bird, too. Maybe a crane?
4) Midnight, of course. Getting up before noon is for peasants.
5) Draco = Christmas, because, PRESENTS. Harry = Christmas, because SENTIMENTAL CRAP.
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:14 pm (UTC)2) Snape and pants. Hm. I think he's the boxers type. Mainly because I can't imagine him wearing y-fronts.
3) Invisibility Cloak. I'm a hermit so avoiding people is awesome. Also all the timeturners were destroyed, remember? ;)
4) Luna. No time to think needed. I have a huge platonic girl-crush on her.
5) haha. Yes they're bunny ears. Back ~10ish years ago, m-bunny was my most common nickname because I was the "muse" of a friend. By which I mean I constantly gave her bad ideas she couldn't shake. Became plotbunny (briefly) before moved to m-bunny.
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:14 pm (UTC)2. Harry/Luna. Is that even canon? No, I don't suppose it is, but in so many ways JKR wrote Luna to fit perfectly with Harry that part of me always suspected she meant for them to be together and the whole Fairy Tale idea of Harry in love with his best mate's little sister won. As we established it doesn't count, I suppose it'd be Luna/Rolf. I know next to nothing in canon about Rolf but it's a ship I ship when it comes down to it. I love reading them together.
I don't really hate any pairings, but Harry/Ginny is the one I am most reluctant to read. Obviously I've read many stories in which Harry and Ginny are together, but inevitably they end up apart. I imagine, know, actually, there are great stories in this ship, but it's really not my cup of tea. It's not a ship I'd spontaneously read.
3. I don't know. My first instinct is to say the ability to detect lies, but part of me thinks people are entitled to keep their secrets and lies until they are ready to tell you and part of me is afraid of what I'd find out if I could. The x ray thing, I dunno. Would I be able to see people without their clothes on, or more like airport x ray? ;) At any rate, I don't think I want x ray vision. I reckon it'd give me a headache. ^^
4. Luna, ♥ for sure. She's a very gentle character, you know what I mean? She doesn't push to be in the spotlight and I don't think she'd want to. She's smart and knows more than she lets on. She's brave, loyal and very strong. I think she's one of the best female characters in the whole series. Though McGonagall is a very close second!
5. I think it'd be Ron, particularly about confidence. I can be so self-conscious and insecure to the point that while trying to hide it I came across as arrogant in turn, and I know it and hate it.
Thank you for letting me play. <3
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:18 pm (UTC)Re: Where's the Rum?
Date: 2013-01-21 08:24 pm (UTC)Joo Ji Hoon is very pretty ♥
and LOL @ "things I wish I could unsmell". I feel the same about dreams!
Thank you for the questions. Here are my answers:
1) I think it would have to be day, because I would miss seeing the natural world by daylight, and most birds sleep at night.
2) I think Luna. Hermione is wonderful but I never really adore her like I sometimes do Luna. Narcissa is amazing but she mostly makes me feel sad and confused. I must say, I don't find the female characters as compelling as they could be, compared to the men.
But that could be because I am woefully heterosexual and just fancy the arse off half the male characters.3) I think you should just come to terms with Sirius. There's certainly worse husbands out there. I mean, I know he's dead
and in love with Remus Lupinbut he's quite saucy, and you wouldn't be bored.4) Ah, I haven't drunk alcohol for 10 years! It used to be *blush* strong cider.
5) Veelas, of COURSE. They have wings! And I'm vegetarian. Can't be doing with all that blood drinking *shudder*
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:25 pm (UTC)2) My husband brushes his teeth at 8pm as an excuse to get away from the hell of putting our kids to bed. As this process can take hours, I think the logic is that he can then fall straight into bed afterwards. Either that or he does it even earlier for our son to see. Parenting chez Omi is a glamourous business. I'd quite like to maintain the illuson that we could still have an evening chat and cup of something hot. Which is also glamourous, I know.
3) Percy Weasley, for two reasons. First, I'd like to know what it's like to be organised and effficient, just for one day. Two, I'd have a penis, and it would be fun having a play. Ooh, and actually, I once met a dentist who looked just like Percy and he was incredibly sexy, so yeah, if Percy was like that, why not?
4) Oh, this is a hard one, because I love fanfics that end before they dwell too much on the HEA. There may be one I'm prereading that I'd quite like to see finished though. *cough* Oh, I've got one, of course!
5) Write het forever, because I just can't imagine not writing now. It would be tastefully done though, no shattering into a million pieces and endless wet pussies. *shudder*
Sorry to end on that point, but you're the one who brought up het. *pokes tongue out*
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:29 pm (UTC)I am sure you WOULD be able to get DanRad to do whatever you wanted, of course.
I used to wear all black, then I hit 37 and realised it was making me look like a lukewarm corpse. I am 41 now and still struggling with withdrawal symptoms.
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:32 pm (UTC)Poor Snape. I really do go mushy for his Lily loyalty, I must admit, but it's a bit pathetic, in some ways.
So you don't think you and Umbridge could go from enemies to friends to lovers? ;-)
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:37 pm (UTC)I agree it would be scary to know when people were lying. And scary to see through people's clothes, let's face it!
Thank you for playing, this was such a fun way to get to know people a little better.
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:41 pm (UTC)and the awful schoolgirly horror of it. Draco's hairline is TOTALLY not receding! And nor is Tom Felton's!aw, shitI think Neville would be a wonderfully relaxing holiday companion. I bet he'd rub in your suncream, and fetch you magazines and cocktails all day long.
Re: Where's the Rum?
Date: 2013-01-21 08:42 pm (UTC)Isn't he? ^_^ I love Asian men. Not gonna lie. ^^;;
Luna is awesome~ She's a close second for favorite HP female for me.
But... Lucius is sexier! And I'm have to crack the whip too often with Sirius. ....Actually, that might be fun. Nevermind! XD
Haha, nice~ Wings are pretty~
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:44 pm (UTC)Another vote for boxers, hmm?
Luna is the business ♥
The bunny ears explained! Thanks for indulging my nosiness :D
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:47 pm (UTC)2) Thanks for saving us all (because clearly the wizarding world is real and Voldemort would have enslaved all the muggles and he did save us.)
3) I think I would miss taste most because gin is too delicious to never taste ever again. Now of course, this is assuming that I can still feel pain and won't be constantly covered in bruises.
4) I would ask the_deep_magic to write the second part to Tribute but I think she already is, so maybe that doesn't count...
5) OMG I can't choose! I would kiss Lucius because I could pretend he was Draco, Snape because I love him and Bellatrix because she's insane. I think though, I'll have to go with Snape because he needs all the kisses and loves. <3
Also, I am totally stealing this.
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:49 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:49 pm (UTC)