Five Questions Meme

[birdsofshore]

I stole this from     ginger_veela

Hello, friends new and old. This is a meme so we can get to know each other a bit better (and, if last night was anything to go by, so that I have something entertaining to read at 4 am :-/) Come and comment here and I will ask you FIVE EXCITING FANDOMMY QUESTIONS. Probably. I might just ask dull stuff about your favourite cheese, or nosy things about your sex life

Or, if you are feeling shy, or are naturally the inquisitive type yourself, you can ask ME five questions.

IT'S VERY EXCITING. We can pretend we are in the Slytherin Common Room playing Truth or Dare. WHO'S GOING TO BE FIRST?

Comments

[omi-ohmy.livejournal.com]

1) Back rub, every time. I think I've had a manicure once and I found it both boring and pointless. But a back rub? And I bet Harry has wonderful, capable hands. and maybe we'd have to remove a shirt or two. Mmmmmmmm.

2) My husband brushes his teeth at 8pm as an excuse to get away from the hell of putting our kids to bed. As this process can take hours, I think the logic is that he can then fall straight into bed afterwards. Either that or he does it even earlier for our son to see. Parenting chez Omi is a glamourous business. I'd quite like to maintain the illuson that we could still have an evening chat and cup of something hot. Which is also glamourous, I know.

3) Percy Weasley, for two reasons. First, I'd like to know what it's like to be organised and effficient, just for one day. Two, I'd have a penis, and it would be fun having a play. Ooh, and actually, I once met a dentist who looked just like Percy and he was incredibly sexy, so yeah, if Percy was like that, why not?

4) Oh, this is a hard one, because I love fanfics that end before they dwell too much on the HEA. There may be one I'm prereading that I'd quite like to see finished though. *cough* Oh, I've got one, of course! eidheann_writes HD Hols fic!

5) Write het forever, because I just can't imagine not writing now. It would be tastefully done though, no shattering into a million pieces and endless wet pussies. *shudder*

Sorry to end on that point, but you're the one who brought up het. *pokes tongue out*

[birdsofshore]

Harry would give awesomely hot back rubs, wouldn't he? But Draco would be wonderfully gossipy, and make you laugh, and flirt with you while he was doing your nails. Well, fanon Draco would, anyway. And he'd wear leather trousers while he was doing it :D

So when you wrote het, you wouldn't have your characters being too full on their spouse's delicious cunt? ;-) I think I wasn't clear enough, though: I meant you either have to give up reading slash, or you have to give up writing slash. You can still read, or write, but only het.

I am a little perturbed by your incredibly sexy Percy Weasley dentist. But, actually, I have a crush on my dentist, and she is female (and I am really rather straight). So why not?

[omi-ohmy.livejournal.com]

If life has taught me anything, it's that I can leave things behind: nothing lasts forever. A some point I would like to write some OF (not m/m, either), so yes, I stand by my choice.

As for the dentist, it was his body. His face was a little too Percy-ish, but the rest... *drools in memory*

[omi-ohmy.livejournal.com]

Also I don't think I want Draco too flirty etc. My idea of a good time is female company and intelligent and conversation with a heart. And tea.