1) Back rub, every time. I think I've had a manicure once and I found it both boring and pointless. But a back rub? And I bet Harry has wonderful, capable hands. and maybe we'd have to remove a shirt or two. Mmmmmmmm.
2) My husband brushes his teeth at 8pm as an excuse to get away from the hell of putting our kids to bed. As this process can take hours, I think the logic is that he can then fall straight into bed afterwards. Either that or he does it even earlier for our son to see. Parenting chez Omi is a glamourous business. I'd quite like to maintain the illuson that we could still have an evening chat and cup of something hot. Which is also glamourous, I know.
3) Percy Weasley, for two reasons. First, I'd like to know what it's like to be organised and effficient, just for one day. Two, I'd have a penis, and it would be fun having a play. Ooh, and actually, I once met a dentist who looked just like Percy and he was incredibly sexy, so yeah, if Percy was like that, why not?
4) Oh, this is a hard one, because I love fanfics that end before they dwell too much on the HEA. There may be one I'm prereading that I'd quite like to see finished though. *cough* Oh, I've got one, of course! eidheann_writes HD Hols fic!
5) Write het forever, because I just can't imagine not writing now. It would be tastefully done though, no shattering into a million pieces and endless wet pussies. *shudder*
Sorry to end on that point, but you're the one who brought up het. *pokes tongue out*
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Date: 2013-01-21 08:25 pm (UTC)2) My husband brushes his teeth at 8pm as an excuse to get away from the hell of putting our kids to bed. As this process can take hours, I think the logic is that he can then fall straight into bed afterwards. Either that or he does it even earlier for our son to see. Parenting chez Omi is a glamourous business. I'd quite like to maintain the illuson that we could still have an evening chat and cup of something hot. Which is also glamourous, I know.
3) Percy Weasley, for two reasons. First, I'd like to know what it's like to be organised and effficient, just for one day. Two, I'd have a penis, and it would be fun having a play. Ooh, and actually, I once met a dentist who looked just like Percy and he was incredibly sexy, so yeah, if Percy was like that, why not?
4) Oh, this is a hard one, because I love fanfics that end before they dwell too much on the HEA. There may be one I'm prereading that I'd quite like to see finished though. *cough* Oh, I've got one, of course!
5) Write het forever, because I just can't imagine not writing now. It would be tastefully done though, no shattering into a million pieces and endless wet pussies. *shudder*
Sorry to end on that point, but you're the one who brought up het. *pokes tongue out*