Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Harry's new hobby

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

Omg, sensous flippers! LOLOL XDXD
This was so brilliant I had to make an art tribute. Hope you don't mind!

[candamira.livejournal.com]

Why do the best things have to happen when I go to bed early once in a lifetime??? I'm so sorry and sad I missed this event!

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

It's still going on! Just jump in on any thread. Some people had to go to bed or work or whatever, but they'll be back. I know birdsofshore will be back later. :)

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

It's still going on though! Come out and play ;)

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Potter turned his head to Draco again, and his eyes darkened. 'You're hardly in the position to tell me what to do, Malfoy.' He eyed the rim of his sombrero and picked another pink clamp, letting it close with a sharp snap. It sounded obscenely loud in the quiet forest. 'Look how pretty the pink looks on you. I think we should add some symmetry.' He gave a soft tug to the clamp already in place, then circled his fingers around Draco's other nipple, already hard with the cool night air and the adrenaline surging through his body. Potter rolled it between his fingertips, then pulled gently and placed the clamp around Draco's other nipple. He stepped back and looked at him, and Draco saw something ignite in those dark eyes.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Why, Potter," Draco smirked, "Now that you mention it..." He gave Harry a dangerously mischievous once over and turned, leading the way to the Manor's swimming pool.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

Harry suddenly felt a bit less sure about heading to the swimming pool, but he nonetheless fumbled his zipper up again and tried to create a more suiting atmosphere by walking as provocative as his flippers let him. Luckily he had practiced this in his bedroom before he went, or he would've surely fallen over. They walked to the pool, lying quiet and glistening in the light of the moon. The silhouettes of a few sunbeds were standing out, and the magically enhanced pool smelled like the sea, salty and fresh.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Well, Potter," Draco smirked. "Ready to see your deep diving techniques."

"In the pool?" Confusion crossed Harry's face. "You didn't mention that bit. The pissing I understand, and the deep-throating, obviously. But the pool? Where did that come from?"