Fandom united <3

[birdsofshore]

I've got to do bedtime here but as soon as the young Birds are asleep, I'm in the mood for some tomfoolery. Please check back around 8 pm or so if you have time to spare for shenanigans. \o/

Here we go - in honour of hd_collab sign ups beginning today, let's collaborate. \o/ All of us, right here!

I've started a couple of stories below. Add a sentence or two and sit back and see what happens. Mix up genres, tropes, writing styles, pairings - switch fandom mid story if you feel like it. Artists and non-writers join in too - it's not meant to be a writing competition, it's meant to be fun and probably bloody ridiculous. If you don't feel like expressing yourself in words, gifs or sketches are totally admissable.

If the story branches off because two people reply to the same comment, just go with it! We can have multiple endings. If none of the stories here appeal, start your own by beginning a new comment thread and putting a TITLE for the story in the subject line.

Comment as many times as you like! Start different threads! Be creative! Be bold! Be silly! Be filthy! Keep it short and fast-moving if possible.

Don't be shy! Come and PLAYYYYYY! We might write a new fandom classic together! ♥ ♥ ♥

ETA: WE HAVE A FINISHED FIC.

How Ron Got Detention (was: Ron's Big Moment), by birdsofshore, lightofdaye, cabinetcaligari, and amorette. It branches off a few times but we got there in the end.

I have to go to bed now but please keep playing! I'd be delighted to wake up in the morning to plenty more collaborations. I'll add any finished ones to a masterlist. Have fun ♥

ETA AGAIN: WE HAVE FANART

Scuba by the lovely anemonen, an illustration for the (as yet unfinished) fic Harry's new hobby, written by anemonen, birdsofshore, capitu, dicta_contrion, praevarus, and cabinetcaligari, but especially for dicta_contrion's killer line: Harry advanced, his flippers smacking sensuously against the hardwood floors.

I'm so happy this nonsensical little fest is producing genuinely fabulous things \o/

I'm sorry, I can't play again tonight. I have to catch up on some writing, but please do read through the comments - some of them are hilarious, while others are wonderfully kinky (some are hilarious AND kinky) - and carry on playing and writing as much as you like!

Comments

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[birdsofshore]

(*SQUEEEEEE!* Loved it! And you are awesome at wrapping up a story - it's the bit I always suck at the most. So pleased we actually got a finished fic out of this nonsensical idea \o/)

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

*HAHAHA OMG can't stop laughing over this*

Draco could only stare, so Harry bravely carried on. 'She said the advantage of this scuba thing is you don't have to hold your breath. Snd I know I can make you come in a whip when you're ehh, when I'm making work of it, but I'd like to enjoy it too, and I'm afraid I'll pass out when I have to take care of you while also holding my breath. So.'

Re: Ron's Big Moment

[amorette.livejournal.com]

All the finished ones should go in a masterlist! Omg this is so great! I love reading them all:)


And thank you!!! :D lol

Harry Potter and the Really Bad Idea

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

Harry couldn't believe he let Seamus talk him into this. This could only end in humiliation, he was sure of it.

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[birdsofshore]

(*snort at Blaise as a squirrel animagus" You're most welcome! Thank you so much for playing. I have to go to bed now too - I'm sort of hoping someone will pick up the thread and run with it, and we'll wake up in the morning to a delicious, naughty, completed fic <3)

Re: Harry Potter and the Really Bad Idea

[birdsofshore]

He peeked out from under the Invisibility Cloak. The last Slytherin had left, and there remained only Harry... and Draco Malfoy's pants.

"I dare you to sneak into their dorm and pinch a pair of Malfoy's underwear," Seamus had said with a snigger. "It will be hilarious. And perfect revenge on the Slytherins for that prank they played on us last week with the Dungbombs at breakfast."

Merlin. And Harry, like an idiot, had fallen for it.

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[birdsofshore]

(this is awesome, chaps... I hope you or someone else finds time to carry it on!)

Re: The Slytherin Reunion

[amorette.livejournal.com]

Not able to rip his eyes off the sight of Potter half naked up on stage, Draco leaned into Pansy and asked, "Why is he doing this?"

"Don't you read the Prophet? He's raising money for some charity or other. God, he looks positively miserable." She sounded almost gleeful about it.

"You just came here to watch him suffer," Draco said, finally understanding why he'd been dragged here.

"Obviously. Oh, look he's trying to dance."

Trying was right. Draco wanted to hide his face as it was painful to watch. Potter was about as graceful as a troll when it came to dancing. His hips were all over the place. And then in a split second --

"Oh my God, he fell! He fell! Omg, that's hilarious!!!"

Pansy's dreams seemed to have come true. But Draco couldn't bring himself to laugh. Potter had saved him from the fire. Potter had saved his whole family from Azkaban. He didn't deserve to be laughed at like this, especially not when he was doing something for such a good cause.

Bloody heroic tosser.

Draco stood up, sending his chair scraping backward.

"Draco, where are you going?" Pansy cried.

But he could hardly hear her, and the lights were suddenly blinding him. God, it was so hot in the room, he could feel the sweat forming under his shirt.

With his heart pounding, he -------

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

IMMA DO THAT NOW!!

Re: Harry's new hobby

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

"Take care of me? And how exactly are you going to do that with that thing in your mouth?"

"In the pool," Harry replied, looking far too surprised at the question.

Re: Harry Potter and the Really Bad Idea

[amorette.livejournal.com]

Harry rummaged around the drawer, although why he didn't just grab the first pair of pants, he had no idea. He was panicking because these were DRACO MALFOY's PANTS and he ended up rifling through them all. There were black ones, white ones, green ones, and pink ones.

Wait a minute.

Pink ones?!

Harry tentatively reached toward them, as if the hot pink color would burn the tips of his fingers off. But loe and behold, it didn't, and his fingers remained unsinged.

He carefully lifted the pants -- well, really, they were knickers weren't they? And they were frilly -- out of the drawer and held them up in front of his open mouthed and awed face.

Draco Malfoy had frilly pink knickers in his drawer.

Just then, there was the scratch of a knob turning and the squeak of a door opening.

Re: Harry's new hobby

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!! God, me too <333

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[writcraft]

Harry shivered in the sudden cold, his cheeks hot as he realised how exposed he was to Snape. His gaze settled on the wall to the far side of the room and he bit his bottom lip to stifle a moan.

Canes. Floggers. Whips.

"Do you see something you like Mister Potter?" Snape traced his wand along the curve of Harry's neck, his lips curving into a dangerous smile. "Well, well. How very...interesting."

Harry tried to stop his body from twisting towards Snape. He didn't want this. He hated Snape. Didn't he?

"This is some kind of trick..."

"Oh no," Snape replied, softly. "If it is a trick, it is one of your own imagination. Who would have thought the Chosen One would be harbouring such dark desires? Such perversions." Snape stroked his finger over his lips and fixed Harry with a dark stare. "Tell me, Harry - what is it that you truly crave?"

Harry tugged at the ropes holding him firmly in place. "I'll never tell you!."

"No?" Snape tutted as if Harry had displeased him, and the thought made Harry strangely unhappy. Snape held his wand aloft and pointed it in Harry's direction. "If it is something you are unable to articulate, perhaps I should see for myself. Legilimens."

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[amorette.livejournal.com]

"Ah," Snape said, his lips stretching into a leery grin, "I see. So the famous Harry Potter is a bit of a masochist, is he? Who would have known the world's Chosen One likes a bit of pain?"

At that word, a shiver ran down Harry's spine. He wished his cock wasn't hardening by the moment, proving Snape right.

Snape held out his hand, and one of the toys flew across the room and into his palm.

Oh God, it was the ---

Re: Harry Potter and the Fetish Stone

[writcraft]

--riding crop. Harry swallowed and eyed the leather tip and the way Snape gave the crop and experimental swat.

"What are you going to do with that?" Harry's voice broke and he shuddered with pleasure when Snape trailed the tip of the crop over his inner thigh.

Snape smirked, and he tapped the crop against Harry's legs. "Exactly what you want me to do with it. This is your fantasy after all."

Snape looked down at his outfit. Gone were the long, black robes. Instead, Snape wore black fitted trousers, riding boots and a loose fitting shirt. He let out a soft snort, and shook his head. His lips twitched and when he looked at Harry his gaze was dark with arousal.

"How interesting. It appears you enjoy being treated like a pet, Potter. Although I would prefer to see you as an eager little pup than a pony, given the choice. Are you quite sure this is what you desire?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Harry sighed, watching Draco's back as he disappeared into the kitchen. What was the point in having such an articulate boyfriend when he turned tail and ran at the first sign of trouble?

"Well," he began, "you see, the thing is I ran into Luna a few days ago..."

Re: Midnight in the Forbidden Forest

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

And then Potter's fingers were gone.

Draco's head snapped up, his eyes springing wide open. "Why did you stop?" he asked, squinting as he tried to find Potter in the darkness around him.

"There was a squirrel just a moment ago. Right there."

"Of course there was a squirrel, Potter." Draco resisted the urge to roll his eyes. It was always like this with Potter; so quick to get Draco naked, but so easily distracted. "We're in a bloody forest."

"Shh," Potter hissed. "You'll frighten it. I think it's still around somewhere."

"Don't shush me!"

It Was an Accident

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

It feels rather like a high-speed train wreck -- too fast to stop, too fast to even process.

"Good evening, Draco," and Draco looks up far too quickly to pass it off as a coincidence. Too focused for it to be an accident. His eyes find Potter's in the filthy bathroom mirror and hold them for a moment too long, and that's all it takes -- three words, one look -- all it takes for Draco to give himself away.

All it takes for Potter to know for sure he's got the right person -- despite Draco's hair looking somewhat darker under the glamour he's wearing, his face rounder, his nose slightly shorter.

All it takes for Draco to realise he's screwed.

Re: It Was an Accident

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

"I confess to being impressed. You've managed to avoid me for quite some time," Potter admitted.

Draco swallowed audibly, seemingly unable to find his voice.

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

The muscular man reappeared and leaned toward Harry and whispered something in his ear.

Before Draco could wonder what words had been exchanged between the men, Harry turned in Draco's direction and walked towards him. If Draco didn't know better he'd say his look was predatory.

Re: It Was an Accident

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

"You didn't honestly think your shoddy attempt at a glamour spell would fool me, did you?" Potter goes on. "I've been tailing you for days, Malfoy. I know what your glamours look like."

Draco stills, his hands hanging uselessly over the sink -- still wet, still sudsy. "What now?" he asks, and clenches his fists. It wouldn't do for Potter to notice the shaking, to know he's got the upper hand this time, that Draco wasn't expecting him. "Are you going to arrest me?"

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

"Fancy seeing you here, Malfoy."

Draco just barely resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Obviously Potter's pick-up lines hadn't improved over the years. "All my friends are here," he said, "where else would I be?"

Re: Harry's new hobby

[cabinetcaligari.livejournal.com]

'The shop lady said you can blow through this thing, so there's that covered. Especially when we're all wet. She said it's very suitable for deep-throating.'
Draco narrowed his eyes suspiciously. 'Did she really say that, now.'
'Well, she said something like deep diving, but I guess that's the jargon of the more experienced. Now, don't you want to go and try?'

Re: Harry Potter and the Really Bad Idea

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Harry hid the knickers behind his back and pushed the drawer closed. Never in his life had he been this glad for his Invisibility Cloak. Unfortunately, the feeling was short-lived.

Malfoy frowned, looking around the room. "Is anybody here?" he asked, quietly shutting the door behind him.

Harry cursed inwardly as Malfoy leaned back against the polished wood of the door. Congratulations, he thought, either he managed to convince Malfoy to move away from the entrance without showing himself, or he'd be trapped in the Slytherin dorm with only Malfoy (Malfoy!) for company for the foreseeable future.

"I know you're here somewhere, I heard you moving as I walked in."

Re: It Was an Accident

[susan5124.livejournal.com]

"Got it in one Malfoy. Incarcerus!" Harry shouted without reaching for his wand.

Magical ropes appeared and seized Malfoy first around his ankles and then quickly binding his arms against his sides. Most wizards in this predicament would be shouting obscenities and fighting against their restraints. Malfoy was