The slashy cure for the common cold
Nov. 6th, 2014 03:43 pmWell, yesterday I complained that I was feeling ill and having a crappy day, and then things just started happening, and gorgeous things too.
First,
lumosed_quill wrote me a gorgeous cross gen blow job PWP, just because I basically whined at her until she did. ♥ A blow job by any other name is a delicious glimpse of Draco / Albus Severus wrongness, with past H/D to titillate us further.
Then
firethesound posted a comic she drew for me. This possibly needs a little explanation. On fire's birthday, I decided it would be a good idea to draw some art for one of her fics. Pretty shitty art, because I am no artist. And I hadn't actually read the fic I wanted to illustrate. But I asked capitu to describe it, so that was totally OK. *snort* Don't ask why I thought this was a good plan.
Anyway, when it was my birthday, what could I ask for except shitty fanart for a fic she'd never read. INSTEAD, SHE DID THIS:
A comic adaptation of Checking Out the Opposition by birdsofshore (as drawn by someone who has never actually read the story). (NSFW)
It's HILARIOUS and warped and PERFECT. ♥ You have to see it, and you don't need to have read my fic - for a start, it's far funnier than the actual fic was. And surprisingly faithful to the original, too (she asked
capitu to describe the story to her * double snort*)
Then,
awickedmemory drew THIS:

LOOK LOOK! Harry and Draco are looking after me! And I'm drinking tea with my fabulous long bill! ♥ Look at my feet sticking out from the blanket! And I can't tell whether Draco is just sad in his soul that I am ill, or secretly thinking "I have to sit on the FLOOR? Next to a horrible basket of USED TISSUES? You can catch DISEASES from birds, you know..." :DDD
And then finally,
dustmouth posted one of her amazing art dumps, and this time I think she's really surpassed herself. ♥ She drew my prompt of Draco being an artist's model, and so many other quirky, funny things for other people, that I just kept scrolling up and down and up and down again, and laughing, and beaming.
Anyway, I'm not exactly cured (and the baby has just started sniffling like mad *wail*), but I certainly feel an awful lot better being surrounded by the fandom equivalent of a warm blanket and a hot honey and lemon. ♥
OMG, I nearly forgot. Harry Styles gave an interview in which he said gender was "not that important" in a relationship. ♥ EEEEEEE! It was more along the lines of a jokey aside than a definitive statement of sexual orientation, but it made my heart sing, anyway.
THANK YOU, LOVELY PEOPLE \o/
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Anyway, when it was my birthday, what could I ask for except shitty fanart for a fic she'd never read. INSTEAD, SHE DID THIS:
A comic adaptation of Checking Out the Opposition by birdsofshore (as drawn by someone who has never actually read the story). (NSFW)
It's HILARIOUS and warped and PERFECT. ♥ You have to see it, and you don't need to have read my fic - for a start, it's far funnier than the actual fic was. And surprisingly faithful to the original, too (she asked
Then,

LOOK LOOK! Harry and Draco are looking after me! And I'm drinking tea with my fabulous long bill! ♥ Look at my feet sticking out from the blanket! And I can't tell whether Draco is just sad in his soul that I am ill, or secretly thinking "I have to sit on the FLOOR? Next to a horrible basket of USED TISSUES? You can catch DISEASES from birds, you know..." :DDD
And then finally,
Anyway, I'm not exactly cured (and the baby has just started sniffling like mad *wail*), but I certainly feel an awful lot better being surrounded by the fandom equivalent of a warm blanket and a hot honey and lemon. ♥
OMG, I nearly forgot. Harry Styles gave an interview in which he said gender was "not that important" in a relationship. ♥ EEEEEEE! It was more along the lines of a jokey aside than a definitive statement of sexual orientation, but it made my heart sing, anyway.
THANK YOU, LOVELY PEOPLE \o/
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Date: 2014-11-06 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-06 07:08 pm (UTC)I'm sure you've seen this before:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/70/6f/f9/706ff9fe5679d2327475fb326e8d211d.jpg
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Date: 2014-11-06 07:14 pm (UTC)Lol, Gryles, doesn't sound very nice, no.
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Date: 2014-11-06 07:15 pm (UTC)Well played, Mr Styles.
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Date: 2014-11-06 07:41 pm (UTC)Look at Draco's face! LOL
Seriously, Potter? A bird?
She's cute!
♥♥♥
The comic! EPIC. It should be a tradition. ;)
I hope you're feeling better, sweetheart. And baby G. **hugs**
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Date: 2014-11-06 07:50 pm (UTC)I made up three and posted them here. Warning: I am terrible at icon making.
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Date: 2014-11-06 09:15 pm (UTC)rage boner is such a wonderful catchphrase!
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Date: 2014-11-06 09:16 pm (UTC)I'm definitely feeling better. And baby G is asleep. I'm even trying to catch up on CF - at last! I'm sure there was some fic you kept telling me to read, but I just can't remember what it was...
*ducks*
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Date: 2014-11-06 10:53 pm (UTC)I hope you continue to get better <3
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Date: 2014-11-07 08:49 am (UTC)OMG, we have to tell
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Date: 2014-11-07 08:54 am (UTC)I'm getting better. Now if my family would stop being ill that would be much appreciated!
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Date: 2014-11-07 10:03 am (UTC)https://twitter.com/Harry_Styles/status/515165253068660736
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Date: 2014-11-07 03:24 pm (UTC)I want fic of this now. Imagine how utterly horrified Draco would be that his son's band is named Rage Boner. I need this to exist. <3
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Date: 2014-11-07 09:26 pm (UTC)I can only imagine one person who could get away with writing it.