A lucky dip of fests and general nonsense

[birdsofshore]

First of all, apologies if we're friends on facebook and you already saw this, but you just HAVE to watch this guy putting on his trousers without using his hands. UTTERLY MESMERISING. It's forty-five seconds of pure poetry. I would probably rupture something if I tried this, but I have a feeling I am going to find myself unable to resist, anyway.

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I hope everyone is going to leave wonderful prompts at the hd_fanart fest? I left my 3 already and I have one more up my sleeve because I won the guessing poll last year. \o/ PLUS, a fabulous person prompted my Draco / eyeliner / glitter / strategically-placed balloon scene, so I feel like I have FIVE prompts. I hope some of them get picked. ♥





Prompting is now open!



If you are stuck for what to prompt, dysonrules has made hilarious tables where you can use a randomiser to select the elements of your prompt. And now I really really want art of irritated Aurors running down a passageway being pursued by an angry table.

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I'm also terribly excited about the dm_asp_fest, which opened claiming yesterday. I really love this pairing and its potential for so many different kinds of romance and wrongness. There are some fabulous prompts there, and some scenarios that would make great art, as well.



Claiming is Open
at the dm_asp_fest


Banner art by scarletscarlet

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Finally, this chap used to be on a big poster in the window of a hairdressers near us. I always got a lovely frisson when I went past, and then they changed the poster to some boring boy who didn't look anything like Draco. But searching for something entirely different today, I found him again on the internet.



Oh! SO PRETTY. Shame about the eyebrow colour, but you can't have everything. Maybe we can photoshop them?

Comments

[capitu]

The BF showed me that video last night. LOL I'll tell him about this post. I have to. Sorry. :D

[birdsofshore]

It's just the best video ever. I love his look of concentration. Because putting on your trousers to a soundtrack of The Final Countdown IS srs bsns.

[capitu]

Yeah, he's like prepping himself for a football match or something. The Olympics! LOL

You can do this *cracks neck*

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

OMG. Did that guy get a prize or something? Can we give him one? I think he's earned it.

[firethesound]

Okay, so I just tried the trousers thing. Not as easy as that dude makes it look. I got them up to my knees okay, but when I was stretching to try to get the cuff over my heel I lost my balance and fell on my face. Like, literally faceplanted because my stupid brain was still screaming "DON'T USE YOUR HANDS!!!" Scared the fuck out of the cat and then dissolved into helpless giggling. I really wish I'd taken a video of it.

(**Note: no writers or cats were harmed in this ill-advised experiment.)

That boy is very very close to how I picture Draco in my head. Frighteningly close. ::stares::

[birdsofshore]

The approval of dozens of fangirls is the ultimate prize. That, and trying to emulate his achievements. I think we should all start practising NOW.

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

I think we should all start practising NOW.

How did you know? Birds, stop spying! D: D:

[birdsofshore]

I am desperate to try the trousers thing, but I can barely get my jeans on most days even using my hands.

Mr Draco poster boy is rather compelling, isn't he? I used to walk that way on purpose every time we went into town. (psst: the Adam's apple *swoon*)

[firethesound]

Remember to stretch first and put on super-motivating music. I think that's where I went wrong. ::nod::

Yes, that Adam's apple. That nose. That... face. The whole face. Everything about that face. <3

[birdsofshore]

Listen, as soon as I saw it I wanted to do it. But my 11 year old forbade me, and almost got a bit tearful when I said we all had to try it as a competitive sport. O_o He is very sensitive to parental idiocy at the moment. So I've refrained so far.

From fire's experiences, I think I need a padded floor on which to attempt it :DD

[birdsofshore]

I love the elegant point of the toe when he puts his foot into the carefully-prepped jeans.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh the blond haired boy is DELIGHTFUL <3

[birdsofshore]

I reckon the rest of him would be my head canon Draco, too - skinny and elegant. I couldn't get the hint of shoulder in the screenshot. For some stupid reason the image wouldn't copy, or link, I had to do all sorts of arcane copy and pasting things and image hosting and stuff. All so you could see his pretty face. Here he is in his full glory:

http://toniandguy.com/style-finder/campaigns-alignment-2011-2012

I'm so glad you feel the same and didn't just go "WTF? THAT is not Draco."

[birdsofshore]

So happy you approve! He had a big impact on me, but when the poster went I thought he was lost forever.

Imagine if we could combine the two things and get the blond boy putting on his trousers without using his hands? :DD

[firethesound]

No, he's definitely Draco-ish. Appropriately pointy, and definitely skinny in an elegant sort of way which is totally the way I imagine him. Ooh, that shoulder. You didn't say the shoulder was bare. <3

I appreciate the arcane copy/paste hoops you had to jump through to share him with us. Very very much.

[birdsofshore]

I did actually try to take a photo of him in situ once, because I knew how much you would all enjoy him. I thought I could get one of my children to stand in front and pretend I was taking a photo of THEM. But in the end it seemed just that bit too dorky for comfort :D

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Poor children, their lives are hard xD I remember feeling like that, too.

My trousers are too tight for this, it won't work at all D: *weeps*

[nia_kantorka]

OMG, this guy with his trousers. And the music. He should have worn a towel around his neck;)

Ah, yes, the dice roller. I need to give it some more tries. I had them wondering in the Great Hall (around 2000) on a bed with addictive touching and then the dice spilled 'kissing' instead of open-air sex. That just screams cheating...

Great pic. Love his nose and lips. This androgynous cross gender style is just *yummy* (I like it the other way round too).

[birdsofshore]

Androgyny, how I love thee. ♥ His mouth is amazing, but even his ears are so perfect and pretty!

I think the dice are to guide you, not to rule you. You can definitely pick and choose, if they didn't come up with your ideal scenario :D

[birdsofshore]

TRY HARDER. Do you think he managed it the first time? NO. But he persevered. That's why he is King of Handless Trouser Putting On. (I originally typed Wandless there instead of Handless)

Are you using the correct motivational music? It's doomed to failure otherwise.

[nia_kantorka]

He looks amazing and very styl-Draco-ish. Could you see the eye colour on the poster? They look a bit green but it could be grey too.

That's why I should never gamble for real. No poker face AND I would wait for the perfect hand/oppertunity/dice because ... statistics say, it'll must come one day :D.

[birdsofshore]

I would say grey eyes with a hint of blue. Here's the original web page if you want to try zooming with your browser:

http://toniandguy.com/style-finder/campaigns-alignment-2011-2012

Maybe kissing on the bed in the great hall WAS the perfect prompt, and we just didn't realise it...?

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

It's the whole choreography that KILLS ME. All the pointed toes and twists and the MUSIC. xDDD

[amorette.livejournal.com]

Omg his lips, and his eyes, and his hair color, and yeah Harry wants him bad :D

[lumosed-quill.livejournal.com]

I'm LOLing about you scaring your cat with being so very committed to not using your hands. :-D I've watched that vid four times now. O_o

Pretty boy is VERY pretty.

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think I might be better at wandless x'D

[captainraychill.livejournal.com]

Damn! That's a good hair salon Draco.

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

There wasn't anything specific that you said, but I want you to know that this post inspired my Artfest prompt idea :)

Also, hi!

[facecat.livejournal.com]

but I have a feeling I am going to find myself unable to resist, anyway.

Video it & show us.

And he is lovely.

[raitala.livejournal.com]

Epic post, this. I love that trousers guy. Also tempted to have a go. I think v stretchy trousers would help.

Delish Draco too. Perfectly pointy and sensual :)

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

That video is amazing! I want to try too :D:D

Hairmodel-Draco's throat is mesmerizing... I love how androgynous he is.

[birdsofshore]

I know! I've lost track of how many times I've watched it, now. I hope he does more videos. Like, putting on his socks with no hands, or eating dinner with his feet, or ANYTHING, really.

[birdsofshore]

Who? You mean Mr No Hands Trousers? ;-)

Glad you love my latest Draco crush <3

[birdsofshore]

Oh yes! So glad you enjoyed him! He was too lovely not to share...

[birdsofshore]

WOW. I'm honoured. I am going to have to go and see what you prompted now.

Hello! I have noticed your absence. How are you?

[birdsofshore]

I have SOME shame. Not much, but some. :DD

He is lovely. *happy sigh* So lovely.

[birdsofshore]

Stretchy trousers and the moves of a lunatic ballet dancer ;-)

I thought you'd appreciate Mr Pretty. He's all kinds of divine.

[birdsofshore]

We need to make it a new Olympic sport, really.

I hadn't really registered how androgynous this Draco is until several people mentioned it. My taste in both men and women does run to the androgynous; there's something so appealing about it. I saw a person the other day who I still have NO IDEA whether they were male or female, which is quite unusual, despite having a good surreptitious gawp. Gosh, they were lovely.

[birdsofshore]

The video is addictive. Every time I feel I get something new from it ;-)

Isn't he the prettiest? I do like them pretty...

[nenne.livejournal.com]

Your description was actually even better than the video! LOL

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

It's the Winter Soldier prompt. (I might be a bit CA:TWS obsessed at the moment.)

I am well, thank you! I am finally employed again (for great people and a great company), moving into my own apartment on Monday, and back in yoga to help me calm the fuck down :)