Post of yay and wheeeeeee!

[birdsofshore]

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Two of my prompts have been claimed at hd_fan_fair! I am thrilled! One of them is Hogwarts caretaker!Draco and librarian!Harry, which it seems to me is ripe for comedy and smut, but could of course be steered in any number of fabulous directions. I'm just excited to read whatever happens with this one. Thank you very much if the person who claimed it is reading this.

And the other one, OH JOY OF JOYS, is my Adam Ant!Harry / manager!Draco ART PROMPT; oh my giddy aunt, am I chuffed about THIS? In the SERIOUSLY EXCITED, can't wait, is-career-fair-posting-yet sort of way.

*checks posting dates*

*drops dead*

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE END OF SEPTEMBER!! WHAT IS THIS OUTRAGEOUS LENGTH OF TIME? No-one could survive waiting for Adam Ant!Harry that long. NO-ONE. I'm going to have to hack into the mods' computers and steal the fucker. Don't worry, I'll share after I have had my way with him.

And, speaking of other things that have made me happy this week, I made it past 15k on my harrybang. I know 15k is not terribly impressive, but I feel it's not bad for a start, and the story is hopefully starting to shape up. Soooooooo... I thought it wouldn't be too bad if I took one little prompt at hd_fan_fair for myself. Just a teeny little one. I can knock it up in a weekend, I'm sure. No problem ;-)

I'm slightly in love with my prompt. I got the one I was staking out the claiming post half the day for hoping to get, so I'm really chuffed about that.

Anyway, who's claiming for career fair? Who's tempted but resisting? Did any of your prompts get claimed, yet? I'm so full of fandom joy today. ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOL, poor Dust! :P

[birdsofshore]

What do you mean? We've saved her so much time and effort!

XD

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

You're right!

I SHOULD PIMP MY PROMPTS.

Here, pick this one. Come.

Prompt #78
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE/AU/etc)
Additions: frottage on furniture | unusual furniture | Harry could make magical furniture or not
Scenario: Harry is a carpenter and/or furniture maker. Draco is a furniture tester who gives feedback on comfort level, material and aesthetics. Draco makes Harry's life difficult. Harry likes difficult things.

[birdsofshore]

NO, LOOK, DEAR dustmouth, I WAS WRONG. I thought that was the perfect prompt for you, but THIS is actually the perfect prompt. It's got funny costumes and everything. IMAGINE THE LUDICROUS OUTFITS YOU CAN MAKE DRACO WEAR.

Era: Epilogue Compliant
Additions: H/D divorced or separated, please. Lots of lovely costumes, uniforms, boots and hats please. How about cross-dressing, too?
Scenario: Draco is employed by the Wizarding History Museum to add a bit of colour as visitors wander around the exhibitions. He has to dress up in costume and roleplay as various historical figures. Too bad for him that it's Potter's kids' favourite place to visit every bloody weekend.
Maximum Rating: NC-17
Submitted by: birdsofshore

[birdsofshore]

If you don't want kids in it, just do it as Harry's favourite place to visit, or something. We all know why he keeps going back there REALLY.

OK, I will leave you alone now before this gets creepy. Probably ;-)

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

No no, see, this is complete crack and you don't need to draw any pesky outfits if you don't want to! And it doesn't have to even be porny!

Prompt #144
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE/AU/etc)
Additions: "Draw me like one of your French girls." "I don't speak Mugglese, Potter."
Scenario: Draco draws erotic art for a living. Harry is his next muse.

[birdsofshore]

God, that one is brilliant.

OK, here's my last offer. dustmouth, you draw Huey's prompt. Huey, YOU draw MINE :DDDD

[birdsofshore]

(it's basically a choice now between ridiculous outfits, and bums. It will drive dustmouth insane.)

[dustmouth.livejournal.com]

Oh god- you know me too well, this just got infinity times harder. AAARGHH!

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

(I'm drawing something else, unfortunately. :( But perhaps Dust will pick your prompt??)

But lol, I'm so amused right now. We have successfully confused her!

[birdsofshore]

Aw, I'm happy you're drawing for the fest! I've really missed your art <3

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

I haven't drawn since last year. I'm a little terrified. D:

[birdsofshore]

Oh, my dear, you're so wonderful! I know it will be amazing.

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

Thanks, lovely. I REALLY HOPE SO! <3333

[dustmouth.livejournal.com]

Literally all I can think about is Draco talking about how his furniture-testing-bum is insured for a hundred billion trillion galleons...

And, oh my god, your other one is so bloody tempting as well D:
This is so hard!

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

OMG, that would be brilliant. BRILLIANT. I can see him saying that, ahahahahahhaha!

[dustmouth.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to do it pretty badly, to be honest. Hopefully I can finish all my jobs and find the time for it! ;D

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

*crosses everything I have that you would have the time for Career Fair* <3

[dustmouth.livejournal.com]

I promise I'll do my best if no one else steals the wonderful thing before I get there! <3

[phoenixacid.livejournal.com]

Whoooot! \o/