HP CANON IS ALIVE! ALIVE I SAY!

[birdsofshore]

...and tumblr and twitter are exploding :DDD

I am sure you've all read this news about the new Harry Potter films. Some reactions:













JUST THINK, WE CAN HAVE MEET UPS TO SEE THE FILMS ♥  ♥

IN COSTUMES ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[who_la_hoop]

Maybe Tom will be playing Draco's ancestor?!!!

[birdsofshore]

HE WANTS TO. HE WANTS IT BAD.

This is half the battle.

We are talking about Draco's snarky, devilishly handsome, arch-rival to Newt ancestor, yes?

OR MAYBE NICOLAS CAGE CAN DO IT *awe*

[who_la_hoop]

Let us take a moment of silence to ponder the glory that Nicolas Cage would undoubtedly bring to the film....

.....

.....

*cackles*

And yes! Malfoys have undoubtedly been snarky and delicious and evil throughout the decades, so WHY NOT. We should start a petition.

[birdsofshore]

I think we just DID :D

[birdsofshore]

[who_la_hoop]

What is this. Make it go away. Waaaaaaah! DDDDDD:

[birdsofshore]

Someone stop me. I need help.

[who_la_hoop]

BEST. THING. EVER.

Hermione!Cage = win. SO MUCH WIN.

[birdsofshore]

I know. Look at Ron's face. "I'm sure Hermione used to be cute!" D:

[who_la_hoop]

You think he's traumatised now... wait until Nic reveals the glory of his chest hair. It is inevitable. No movie is complete without it.

[birdsofshore]

I can't see any chest hair.

[who_la_hoop]

*wipes eyes* No, sorry, nothing is going to top those film posters. Though... that is pretty mesmerizingly creepy. NOT AS CREEPY AS THE WEEVES.

[birdsofshore]

it's close, though, yes?

*rubs hands*

[who_la_hoop]

I have wiped these things of which you speak from my memory. I no longer know to what you refer.

*sticks fingers in ears*

La la la la la la!

[birdsofshore]

YOU showed them to ME!

I'll be invoicing you for the therapy.

right, must go out. i feel smug in the knowledge that i had a really productive morning, though.

[who_la_hoop]

Sorry, what was that? I have enriched your life, you say?

♥

[birdsofshore]

really. stop me. my stomach is aching. i can't even do a link or anything.

http://imgur.com/a/urvmh

[who_la_hoop]

OMG OMG OMG. I. Can't. Breathe.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[birdsofshore]

we need medical assistance
my children are foraging for nuts and berries while i ignore them to post Nic Cage photoshops

[who_la_hoop]

Your priorities are just as they should be. *nods*