I got sorted by LJ - THE RESULTS

[birdsofshore]

Well, 15 lovely flisters very kindly voted in my sorting poll. Aaaaaaand – I am now more confused than ever :D

These were the scores:

Gryffindor 3
Hufflepuff 5
Ravenclaw 3
Slytherin 4

I would have liked a bit more of a clear win, really; it's a bit random, isn't it? Still, it does look like a victory for Hufflepuff. Yay, I'd be happy to be a Puff and was very flattered by the comments about my alleged Hufflepuff qualities.

However, two of my besties on LJ, omi_ohmy and who_la_hoop, THEY didn't think I was a Hufflepuff. Oh no. They both clicked “absolutely certain” (they were the only people to do this) and they both said “Slytherin”. Hmm. Interesting. Ok, I'm a bit scared of this result, but can't say I'm not attracted to the devious and delicious snakes.

But, what if we look at people's second choice answers? The results for this were:

Gryffindor 7
Hufflepuff 2
Ravenclaw 5
Slytherin 1

Not a lot of support for Hufflepuff or Slytherin there. O_o

If you take this into account, with 2 points given for the first choice of house and 1 point for the second choice, you get:

Gryffindor 13
Hufflepuff 12
Ravenclaw 11
Slytherin 9

A COMPLETE SHAMBLES, yes?

I am really none the wiser. Therefore, I have decided to make my OWN HOUSE. It will be called Featherbeak. Our House colours will be... hmm. There's not much left, is there? How about purple and orange? Mmm, NICE! Featherbeak is for people who are, well, like me. We stand for, erm, fluff. And cock. And cake. Yay! My own House! Applications welcome. It is a bit lonely here in the common room at the moment.

Thank you very much to everyone who voted and especially for the very kind things that were said. I adored having everybody talk about me far more than I should have done, heh. If you still want to add a vote you can do it here.

While we are on the subject of Houses, I don't see much Hufflepuff hate around here, but I have seen it on the internet in general. I liked this article about Why Everyone Should Want to be a Hufflepuff.


Now, as a lovely reward for YOU, for having read this far, here's some super delicious art of Harry and Draco. *cue 'never wanting to come out of the closet' joke* ♥ ♥ ♥



Closet by ~stefuhknee on deviantArt

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[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

Okay, in what was an incredibly giggly fandom friend meetup of sorts last fall in Washington, DC, we very much got in on the baked genitalia scene. bsmog, envy_venis, coolbreeeze, sapphirescribe, sessahhh and I all gathered in bsmog's kitchen with the (in)appropriate cake tin and attempted to make a very large cock-ie.

Yes; that's right. It was a giant cookie shaped like anatomically alarming but impressive male set of bits. We undercooked it, of course, because, well, it was quite thick...

My recollections of the evening are slightly sketchy (ahem) but I do remember a lot of hands getting involved in the cock-ie formation and even more grease.

All this is to say, you should let me visit your common room sometimes. I'll bring wildly inappropriate, possibly underbaked snacks. And possibly a host of other friends (see above) who also have experience in this matter.

And, in the true spirit of sharing, here was our finished work of art, minutes before we put it in our mouths. *cough*
(photo by Envy_Venis)

[birdsofshore]

Wowzers! It's spotted? You made a chocolate chip cock cookie? It's like some perverse tongue-twister.

Well, you ladies are welcome to visit the common room any time. You clearly have a head start on us where genitalia baking is concerned.

[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

:D

No custard?

[wemyss.livejournal.com]

I mean, it is clearly spotted dick....

Re: No custard?

[icmezzo.livejournal.com]

Haha. I will file this under Things that would Never Occur to a Bunch of Americans, but Should Have. (Sadly, it's a very thick file.)

The chocolate spots do add a little something special, don't they?